Thank you @EvilJigglypuff for the fabulous title who has got to have won most thread titles by now?
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Eden has released fake eyelashes in a whopping two styles. The design is a tit graffiti lush knock off font hence her new alias Eben, or Ebenezer if you will - given she sucks the joy out of everything. One of the styles looks like if you layered 10 lots of Maybelline Great Lash mascara year 10 style. Pair with a dream matte
mousse in two shades too dark for the authentic Eben look.
Lloyd is still bombing round Primark in his stab vest to try and win a deal. He spent all week posting more beggy Lidl content only to attend an Aldi event a day later.
Eben has outed herself as someone with a beastality fetish after being filmed kissing her dogs pumpum.
Eben was a victim of a shocking crime where she ordered a ploughman’s and her waitress audibly gasped.Thoughts are with Eben at this difficult time.*reads notes* oh wait sorry, Eben is noted to repeatedly state she buys plus sizes clothes in HUGE MONSTROUS GIGANTIC sizes so they are oversized on her teeny tiny waist. She’s admitted to skipping meals when she thinks she’s over ate. She body checks. She uploads videos of afore mentioned teeny tiny waist. She survives off red bull. She picks and drops eat with Eden as and when it suits her (I.e low engagement)
reposting previous video so that anyone reading up on her can see it
oh and I can’t forget the best part of all - Eden posted a recipe for her fave hot choc, didn’t realise a hot chocolate was made with hot milk and used a jug of cold milk instead.
I was just about to quote you saying I’d noticed I’d messed the sodding title up! Can you edit a forum titleTwo on the bounce, surely not!
Eben’s a bleep, say it loud
@mrsgrinchhome the first letter is missing, any chance it can be added in for full effect
Nothing. And I literally mean nothing. She is soooo rich as her and Yaz like to tell us yet doesn’t own her own house? Has spunked her money on wasteful tit she doesn’t need or buying little man everything and anything. She can’t do basic life skills- cook, clean, manage finances etc. She hasn’t actually achieved anything in her career. Tiktokers with less followers than her, Grace, Izzy, Max etc- get invited to events regularly, have their own podcasts, or been on tv doing interviews, have collabed with brands, have their own ranges with brands etc. She hasn’t invested her money in anything. Being engaged to someone you’ve known for five minutes isn’t an achievement when she screamed at him the other day and told him not to talk to her when she was wearing a certain set of glasses? She isn’t happy with herself and you can tell from the constant editing of her face, filler, filters etc. Even her eat with me’s have no impact what’s so ever anymore. Her engagement on tik tok is shite. Need I go on?What has she achieved exactly? View attachment 1667135
I don’t know maybe a mod could if you can’t?I was just about to quote you saying I’d noticed I’d messed the sodding title up! Can you edit a forum title
If she’s openly said she hides the fact it’s an ad if that is what they ask then I’m sure she would happily lie if they askedThe beauty review thing she’s starting to do, you just knows she’s going to lie and say something is good when it’s not as she wants to get gifted from the companies
didn't yaz make a video sending her 1k recently aka a hand outNot Eden saying she never had a handout in her life
I’ve reported to a mod hunny buns but if doesn’t get sorted, I apologise, i can make it up to you by sending you some new clumpy eyelashes I’ve had my eyes on? Edit: scrap that all sorted xI don’t know maybe a mod could if you can’t?