Eastenders #28 seduced by Peter's special sausage

[Scotch Mist]

This programme is getting into the realms of a comedy these days. All the posts on here are ripping the s*** out of it, rather than having any kind of serious discussion, that must say something.

It is all much better than the actual show, thanks Tattlers!

Thank goodness everyone here is up for a laugh instead of moralising about the ridiculousness of it all

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Did anyone else not know that Shrimpy was in Harry Potter?

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

More angry Phil! Please let the baseball bat feature pleeeeease

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Oh I forgot about this moment!!
He’s gonna be fuming

 

[Honeystar]

It is ridiculously unrealistic that everyone either lives on the square or moves miles away never to be seen again. I think you could easily have a few characters who don’t actually live on the square itself but nearby, especially those who work on the market/cafe/in the bar or salon etc thus giving them a reason to be on the square every day without having to live there and therefore cram all the characters into about 5 houses…I’m not sure the writers are aware that most people don’t live, work and socialise all within 50 steps

 

[AllSeeingEye123]

One minute Stacey is skint so having to sell her body online.

The next minute she loses the wage of an adult (Bobby), gains a replacement mouth that doesn't pay their way (Charli) and yet appears to no longer have money worries.

From what I can see Stacey's Baps haven't put the prices up and doesn't look any busier.

#StorylineContinuity

 

[MeghanSnarkle]

Yes she was Harvey’s daughter and I think it was her that Bobby lost his virginity to

Oh god what a thought !

'its in Dana I'm wriggling it, Dana are you enjoying it, Dana am I doing this right, Dana wake up, I'm exciting and sexy honestly'

 

[Jackie Brown]

In January Nish for example has managed all the following -

been fighting for his life with a brain bleed in a coma,
woke from the coma,
Recovered all faculties fully from a brain injury,
had to learn how to function in life without his partner of 30 years
gotten close to Kat,
slept with Kat,
agreed to a divorce,
Played detective over Keanu's disappearance,
negotiated his terms for divorce,
overseen the refurbishment of the cafe,
got the divorce on his own terms and seen his wife walk away as a free woman .Done.

There's a man who's had his Ready Brek. He's done more than me in January and I've not been in a coma!

 

[Hope96]

Spoiler: Info

Lucas is a pastor and Chelsea's dad. He left when she was a kid then came back in 2008(?) with another kid that he had with a woman called Trina. Lucas and Trina were both druggies, and he killed Trina by impaling her on a rake. Him and Denise got back together and then he killed Chelsea's sister, Libby's dad and buried him in the square.

Spoiler: Spoiler

Just thought I would add Lucas' son Jordan is the one who got slapped down by the iconc Ben Mitchell.

 

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[AdsB]

and they all take Nish down!!!

I wanna take down his trousers.

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

I swear EastEnders is the worst for recasting

Neighbours recast Libby for 5 weeks while the actress was ill
That’s extreme lol

 

[choccyhazelnut]

OMG tonight's ending kinda made me feel sick, but also kinda liked it Kat the tart is back anyway

 

[Blueblue123]

I was not expecting that ending in today's episode!

Seeing Lucas made me realise how much I actually liked his villainous character. Evil muthafucka! I wonder what Denise wants from him.

Jack is being super annoying with all this sleeping with Stacey at night and trying to act all righteous in the day time.

 

[Wynonna]

I can imagine Linda and Alfie getting married and Mick bursting into the church at the last minute.

 

[Disneygirl89]

They've actually made me really dislike Stacey's character now. She's just a dirty slag and not even the good kind
I know it's a soap but nobody likes cheats and homewreckers. Usually when they set up affairs it's because they have chemistry or their partners are horrible so you look forward to it
Denise is doing my head in but she don't deserved to be cheated on.
Can jack the detective not see that there is clearly something wrong with his wife! No instead now all of a sudden he wants Stacey's minge that she was flashing a few months back
Has jack forgotten all the agro he gave Denise over Ravi and she never even went through with it
She should defo go and have a bit of Ravi now...after she sorts her hair out, it's driving me mad

 

[StephenTJackson]

New Johnny Carter looks fit all suited up.

 

[Kirky19]

Why do they keep bringing back Sam, to leave again, to come back again and so forth? It's confusing as a viewer haha

 

[Hope96]

I'll actually cry if I have to look at Danny Dyer's constipated expressions again. It was every 5 seconds in practically every scene so him pissing off has been a big blessing.

 

[TigerTim]

My mum said he looked like he has a big cock. Now you know where I get it from .

Imagine how big George’s must be given how he looked about 4 times the size of Nish in the kitchen scene

 

[AdsB]

Some people on here don’t see what we see

All I see is a baked bean.