Eastenders #26 Stick a fork in me, I'm done!

[Scotch Mist]

Yea but who walks around armed with a fork lol

Good point
Why didn't Linda just fork him in the bum? That would have got him off Shazza and he wouldn't be able to sit down for a year but it probably wouldn't have killed him.

 

[TalkOfTheGram]

Spoiler: Tonight

what nugget said was cute but the boy can't act at all so it's hard to take him seriously! Nurse Sonia on the prowl again, can't stand her IVF scenes, I'm warming to reiss a little because he's quite funny but then I remember he's stealing stunning Debbie's money! Why is Denise so bloody loud?? There's a pub full of people, cba with her. Guess thats rocky off to jail now.

One more meeting of 'the six' in that pub barrel store and I hope they all get caught because I'm fed up of it already. Bloody Suki saying she had to sort something out and not one person questioned why she's suddenly disappearing behind the bar at the Vic like she owns it. Or the fact that her husband has been clubbed over the head with a bottle and she's skipping about declaring her undying love for the local bap van lesbian.

 

[ohdoris]

Elaine is just too “pantomime” for me. Every scene she’s throwing her arms wide & giving a performance. She’s not natural at all.

 

[AdsB]

Stacey is a ropey old slapper. God knows why she gets so much attention

Stacey is a queen
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Kinda wish I was part of the 6 so I could hang out with the huns in the Queen Vic cellar.

 

[Tanley]

Elaine is bloody awful, so hammy and over the top. She’s running an East End boozer, not hosting at the London Palladium. Why would anyone get excited about an afternoon pub quiz?
Also, she’s a crap mother to Linda She came back from her night away and barely registered Linda’s split lip, just moaned about the pub being shut.

 

[D_Wills]

Why is Sir crying? We can hear him sniffing.

Terrible hayfever, I've got. 'In February?' Yeah, it's terrible. Sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff...

We know the Head likes him but...

Plus a few I'm so fucking hard because I'm a couple of inches taller than the 11 year olds

 

[hol20x]

Honestly I feel for Linda. Dead husband, alcoholism, single mother, rapist living on her doorstep, now she's murdered her bestie's fella. How much more can the woman endure?!

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

May 2024 be the year he gets naked on screen

 

[Amydior1947]

Carrying a canoe I’m dead.

 

[Furrytriangle]

Jean is fucking hilarious.

I EVEN LIT A CANDLE.

 

[hol20x]

BEN MITCHELL AXED!!!

 

[Tanley]

I would love to know the real story behind Brian Conley leaving. He was all set to be there for years, loved being in the show, married Kathy (which was great for her too). They built up his friendship with Harvey and Mitch, gave him a grandad role with Bobby, a father role with Sonia. Then all of a sudden it’s over and he can’t wait to be out of there

 

[hol20x]

Do we think Rocky will remember seeing something or will think he killed Keanu?

lmfao imagine getting so off your tits that you can't remember if you murdered a man

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

These two have it all in the looks department, unlike like the brothers grim.

There’s a lot of Phil lovers here. You may have just started a war

 

[bitterangel]

can’t wait to see lauren stomping around the square with a face like a slapped arse shouting ‘Er.. Peter!’ in her best molly mae voice ‍

 

[hol20x]

maybe Ben will be slapped down for good

Heather's revenge

 

[Tanley]

So Canoe has been wrapped up and put under the floorboards, where he will no doubt be discovered. And linda hid the murder weapon under her bed, where it will be found at some point. The six were wandering around the square, carrying a body, don’t tell me no one looked out of their window at all. Rocky has definitely seen something. Dean may have seen everything, and may still be in the pub. Denise told the police she is Linda Carter, that will come back on them at some point. Ravi, Jack, Eve, Phil and Bernie are all going to be suspicious of the Six version of events (which they won’t be able to keep straight). It’s all going to unravel and it won’t take long.

 

[AdApathy]

I just read that Whitney is leaving in Jan 2024. I thought she wasn’t going until Spring, but actually it could be any time from now.

i hope it's tomorrow. She's been in it too much this year

 

[Laika1234]

Mother of the year Elaine hears her daughter was in the pub while her best mate was supposedly held at knifepoint there. Her daughter has a fat lip yet she barely asks a single question.

 

[BunnyHops]

Spoiler: Todays ep

Made me chuckle that Sonia said “I can’t imagine you being a John” to Reiss when that's the actors real name

Also I keep thinking it, why didn’t the 6 say that Nish stabbed Keanu and then tried to attack one of the women so they donked him on the head in self defence?! Surely 2 birds with one stone then