Downing Street Men #19

[coconochanel]

Oh my god I missed that. I'd love to see Starmer getting riled and being dragged out


I wonder if Whitty gets windy after lunch with those beans

So do we know what all our top totty have for lunch now then?

Raab-pret sandwich
Whitty-beans ,pork, salad etc.
Rishi-Nandos
Matt-caramel waffles?
Boris-whatever woman he can get his hands on

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

Well we know what Whitty has for lunch according to the DM its rice, mexican beans, salad guacamole and carnitas pork.

Bloody hell the Fanny harmer had to be dragged away by labour whips after he lost it and had a rant over the PM.

WAAAAAAHHHHT!!!! I missed my hot stuff!!!!!

So do we know what all our top totty have for lunch now then?

Raab-pret sandwich
Whitty-beans ,pork, salad etc.
Rishi-Nandos
Matt-caramel waffles?
Boris-whatever woman he can get his hands on

I think Boris would eat raw meat
Raab-pret panini
Rishi wagamama
Matt-obvs the waffles
And keir—vagina

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I can't help but imagine Kier and Boris fighting like Cleaver and Darcy in the fountain.

 

[cushtybert]

I can't help but imagine Kier and Boris fighting like Cleaver and Darcy in the fountain.

Slapping away at arms length like kids

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Slapping away at arms length like kids

Not like Raab

 

[cushtybert]

Whittys on with Bojo tonight, hope the journalists don’t ask him any questions about that idiot who had a go at him

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Matt was on TV this morning and said people have had a go at him in the street as well. He‘s an elected MP though and its part of the job. No way does Whitty deserve that from some thick fucker with a fake gangster accent.

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

Matt was on TV this morning and said people have had a go at him in the street as well. He‘s an elected MP though and its part of the job. No way does Whitty deserve that from some thick fucker with a fake gangster accent.

That accent was painful lol!

 

[Renegadedancer]

Whitty is very positive today , he must have had his daily jab of cushty

 

[coconochanel]

I can't help but imagine Kier and Boris fighting like Cleaver and Darcy in the fountain.

yeah and Keir would take off his sandal and try and hit Bojo with it

Whittys on with Bojo tonight, hope the journalists don’t ask him any questions about that idiot who had a go at him

someones just asked him!

 

[Renegadedancer]

Whittys on with Bojo tonight, hope the journalists don’t ask him any questions about that idiot who had a go at him

I’d want to ask what he was eating,where can I get it and why doesn’t he have spice in his food when he loves it any other time

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Dom has very helpfully produced a leaflet for his fans

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Whitty is very positive today , he must have had his daily jab of cushty

Cheered him right up

Dom has very helpfully produced a leaflet for his fans

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That's a bit different from the leaflet he sent me

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

It’s not wrong lol

 

[Platypusfattypus]

It’s not wrong lol

He sounds like a teacher trying to be cool

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

He sounds like a teacher trying to be cool

He is perfect supply teacher material! Maths or geography

 

[cushtybert]

What a wonderful dignified response from Whitty in response to that question about the little tit stain that approached him

 

[Gym&Tonic]

That's a bit different from the leaflet he sent me

Did it have this on it?

 

[cushtybert]

Just read online it was a 15 year old boy who had a go at Whitty, the mother is appalled apparently

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Did it have this on it?

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In a manner of speaking. Though an odd suggestion for pen storage. I usually use a pencil case.