Downing Street Men #19

[Platypusfattypus]

Roses are red
Rona is contagious
But when we are in the red room
I'll act all outrageous

Yours Chris

 

[cushtybert]

@Boredofthegram look!!!!!

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Roses are red
I hate the poor

Rees Mogg

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Roses are red
I like to think of nurses
Uhhhhhhh

Matt

 

[cushtybert]

Whittys face after I told him what underwear I was wearing...true story

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Love the poll. Absolutely no surprise who I'd want a card from. He'd write in it

Roses are red
I like to eat from pret
Get my lunch wrong
You'll be getting wet

 

[Platypusfattypus]

how lovely

I found the lovechild of Boris and the chair

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Happy V day Honeys

@Boredofthegram i couldn't find a JVT one so got you this

 

[Renegadedancer]

I don’t buy roses
I’m just after a nosh
Come on you bitches
You love me I’m posh

Love Raab xx

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Me entering the Department for Health and Social Care

Matt seeing you

 

[cushtybert]

just catching up on this thread had to join in

Roses are red
Nurses are pretty
I like to sniff them
And poke them with my Willy

Love Mattikins



Roses are red
I like to spend money
Give me your bank details
You naughty little honeys

Love Rishi



Roses are red
The train is at the station
You can’t cum in it yet though
As you haven’t done enough masterbation

Love JVT



Roses are red
Latex is stretchy
I’m into bondage
So prepare to get sweaty

Love Whitty

 

[abccc_]

Just thought I’d pop by with some more Covid-themed erotica from your favourite Professor (someone should write a whole novel from this?! )

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Good news. Jo has answered me, she’s fine.

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Matt on hearing Piers Morgan has been sacked from GMB...

 

[Renegadedancer]

Apparently Pru Leigh and Paul Hollywood want Whitty on bake off.

I am here for this. I think Whitty would be great with a piping bag and anything that required attention to detail. He’d be good kneading and slapping it down on the bench. His dough skills would be equally as great He’s a clear winner . Rishi would have trouble seeing over the kitchen counter, he’d need a step. Boris would eat the ingredients before he started baking, Rabb would think the bench is for something else and Matt would try and jump over it like he does on his morning run.

 

[Renegadedancer]

Roses are blue
Helmets are red
If you are lucky
You can give me head

Love Boris x

 

[Falkor]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll only shag you
If Nanny's there too

J. Rees Mogg

Les roses sont rouges
Les violettes sont bleues
Je veux un G20
Alors je peux te voir

(I want a G20
So I can see you)

#macreau #trucron

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

Roses are red
My sandals are grey
If you massage my toes
Il harm your fanny all day

nhs is blue
I talk a load of twaffle
If you wear a nurses dress
Il suck your caramel waffle

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Plot twist Jo is Mattikins

Only joking Jo, we miss you xx

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

#BoyDoneGood