https://giphy.com/5z4l8j1pSL72ffdt1PYou'll be riding something but it wont be a horse!
And slide into my DMsNow Dom we know you read here and we are very happy you are wearing a honey coloured tie but in order to knock Matt 'the sulfolk shagger' off the no1 spot here are some pointers....
DONT smile EVER
give us that brooding look-we like that A LOT
lick your finger more- we LOVE that
Just wear suits or be naked and NEVER wear those naff dad outfits.
Get Bojo to let you do a briefing in French.
Thank you.
I’m off to bed to dream filthy dreams about Dom and his big strong armsNot one sniff of a dream. I've had the filthiest thoughts of him, yet my brain decides dreaming is not what I need. I just want one really rude dream with him that's all.
It’s been so long since I’ve read them I’m getting confused thinking whose in what booksNo I thought his name was David but its been a while and Ive probably either made them up or muddled some characters
Morning, well the other week there was Men's brown shoes on my advert!It’s been so long since I’ve read them I’m getting confused thinking whose in what books
Morning everyone...the adverts I get on here and other social media are unreal..what the actual fuck is this and why can I picture Matt in the pinkish oneView attachment 187246
Oh jeez, I’m not sure what’s worseMorning, well the other week there was Men's brown shoes on my advert!
It's a good job Dom didnt see them he might of bought a pair.Oh jeez, I’m not sure what’s worse
I had an advert for men’s underpants the other day!It’s been so long since I’ve read them I’m getting confused thinking whose in what books
Morning everyone...the adverts I get on here and other social media are unreal..what the actual fuck is this and why can I picture Matt in the pinkish oneView attachment 187246
I dreamed my hoover blew up and that annoyed me.I’m off to bed to dream filthy dreams about Dom and his big strong arms
https://giphy.com/5GDcVRrQ5n2YoApparently Dom is annoyed with China and relations have ‘deteriorated’. I bet he’s well angry and frustrated right now
Today?matt doing a statement in the house of vircus
Actually yes I can, I’m sure one of his secretaries or researchers will be ‘getting it’ laterhttps://giphy.com/5GDcVRrQ5n2Yo
Can you imagine him being all moody and arsey in the office. Stomping around like a big sexy bastard.
Morning bitches. I’m good with a barrister, he needs to be hot though and not wet himself!What is everyone up to today? I've got to do a food shop and run some errands. The next part of our story will be coming later. As there isnt enough hot Tory's to go around Im thinking @Renegadedancer could be married to a barrister?
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