Denise Curran #3 Rich or poor, Posh or Tosh, fond of fables and yellow labels.

[SweatyBettyT]

Ah lads, just watched her on Instanavigation there now. She’s had an idea

Stragedy (presumably she means strategy) + events in hotels + try ons = revolutionary new business idea or content (so 2019).

Power hour with marketing consultant = google search + “Ali Express” = ‘source’ some sort of cheap branded Chinese tat that Denise can flog to her ‘nursing home’ based audience.

It’s more likely miiiiiiichael told her to get off her hole or get back to work after maternity leave…and suddenly she’s had an idea for her page!!!!

 

[Lolly_1]

I wonder what amazing idea she has for her page? A Mummys day out so she can boast about her amazing mum skills, drink bottles of wine & shill her awful fashion sense?

Maybe Grandmothers day out would be more appropriate for her sense of fashion

Cash cow days out events!
She needs the money to pay for her wedding and a bigger house

 

[angel911]

Well whatever she has in the works she’d need to work on her delivery ie how she talks - she sets my teeth on edge with the million ‘emmm’s and wee man wee woman - no sorry they are not small adults they are children and no one outside of your locality ( thank fk ) speaks like that or gets what you mean. It’s so colloquial and basic she really needs to try harder. She seems to be chatting a lot more on stories and lots of contemplative pauses - maybe trying to ‘think’ She’s probably copying other instahuns maybe big hill house or whoever she’s trying to emulate. Mind you they all seem to have one thing in common - low self esteem and an addiction to their phones

 

[cooper95]

She has defo copied, sorry, taken inspiration from other instahuns - the life quotes, the spend a day with me reels, the slow mo cuddles with her children - about as genuine as my Barbour jacket from Nutts Corner market!

 

[LurkingLuke]

Anyone notice her glass at lunch with her friend. Her friends glass was still full, looked untouched, Denise’s class was empty. The bottle on the table (maybe Prosecco) was also nearly empty. Wine glass beside her holding the children also

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Anyone notice her glass at lunch with her friend. Her friends glass was still full, looked untouched, Denise’s class was empty. The bottle on the table (maybe Prosecco) was also nearly empty. Wine glass beside her holding the children also

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Noticed the empty glass alright. She drinks a lot, doesn’t she? And the post about her dream home…maybe this is her new idea Build a new house and beg for absolutely everything!!

 

[LurkingLuke]

She said she really devasted about leaving the kids tonight for the awards. So devasted she couldn’t get the wonderful girl who did her makeup for the christening back so she could stay home all morning. maybe Denise was the customer who didn’t pay her after all

I’d safely say she’s already left for the day, got her makeup done enroute and is a bottle of wine deep in Belfast. She will have prerecorded videos of kids to upload later.

She also keeps harping on about not having ANY babysitters. She has both sets of grandparents who seem in good health, a sister and 5sisters in law. Surely any of them wouldn’t mind having a extra child or two around for a few hours on a Saturday night.

It feels like she trying to guilt them by repeatedly saying this on stories.

Edit to add - her makeup was done in Middletown, 30mins from Moy so she’s an hour round trip & an hour to get makeup done. She has no problem leaving those kids behind.
ALSO why not use the boutique up the street who gave her freebie treatments (& probably paid her) to promo their opening a few months back!?

 

[SweatyBettyT]

She said she really devasted about leaving the kids tonight for the awards. So devasted she couldn’t get the wonderful girl who did her makeup for the christening back so she could stay home all morning. maybe Denise was the customer who didn’t pay her after all

I’d safely say she’s already left for the day, got her makeup done enroute and is a bottle of wine deep in Belfast. She will have prerecorded videos of kids to upload later.

She also keeps harping on about not having ANY babysitters. She has both sets of grandparents who seem in good health, a sister and 5sisters in law. Surely any of them wouldn’t mind having a extra child or two around for a few hours on a Saturday night.

It feels like she trying to guilt themby repeatedly say this on stories.

Who in their right mind would want to look after her two small kids of a Saturday when Denise is swanning around Belfast trying on dresses and us never off the streets anyway. If her and Miiiiiiiiichael are such an amazing tag team, there should be no issue in him staying at home to mind his own children. And wouldn’t it be nice for him to have his first daughter over for a play date and sleepover with her step siblings!!!

Is this the awards she left the judging early for because Reeeceee wanted the boob? There’ll be no chance of her leaving tonight if he rares up!

 

[LurkingLuke]

Who in their right mind would want to look after her two small kids of a Saturday when Denise is swanning around Belfast trying on dresses and us never off the streets anyway. If her and Miiiiiiiiichael are such an amazing tag team, there should be no issue in him staying at home to mind his own children. And wouldn’t it be nice for him to have his first daughter over for a play date and sleepover with her step siblings!!!

Is this the awards she left the judging early for because Reeeceee wanted the boob? There’ll be no chance of her leaving tonight if he rares up!

It was great to have the excuse to leave a day of work for ReeeeeeSss but she’ll never leave a party! Would put a bet on her spending her day shopping in Belfast tomorrow too, not rushing home because she misses them. She’ll not show that on her stories though of course.

Who babysits the kids when she was out boozing at lunch yesterday and when she is off doing her try ons? It couldn’t be Michael because she’d have us believe he’s not at home Mon - Fri because she is the supermum who does it all herself!

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Had to laugh at the bit about Miiiiiiichael telling her to stay over and have a wee break

Why is she banging on about leaving the children…didn’t she leave them the night she went to the Westbury when she went to Brown Thomas with her birthday money to buy the LV coin purse

 

[angel911]

Had to laugh at the bit about Miiiiiiichael telling her to stay over and have a wee break

Why is she banging on about leaving the children…didn’t she leave them the night she went to the Westbury when she went to Brown Thomas with her birthday money to buy the LV coin purse

She is just thick as champ you couldn’t like her if you tried. Leaving the kids being difficult for her??? I don’t think anyone is buying that shite she is desperate to be in the big league with the instahuns she’s just not aware that she is unlikeable and has no talent.
Doesn’t she realise most people who watch her do for the vapid entertainment

 

[Uninkinpoop]

It's makes a mockery of the hard working woman competing for these awards that she was choosen as a judge. I can't work out why? She has less than 40k instagram followers and she doesn't run a successful business. How is she qualified to judge? I'm sure the likes of Grainne McCoy a worthy judge was wondering what the hell she was doing there.

 

[Justherefortittle]

She is just thick as champ you couldn’t like her if you tried. Leaving the kids being difficult for her??? I don’t think anyone is buying that shite she is desperate to be in the big league with the instahuns she’s just not aware that she is unlikeable and has no talent.
Doesn’t she realise most people who watch her do for the vapid entertainment

And most of the watching is on story viewing websites!

 

[LurkingLuke]

Might pour a wine in Denise’s honour tonight & watch the night in Belfast unfold hopefully it’s entertaining!!

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Doesn’t she realise most people who watch her do for the vapid entertainment

Think it’s called ‘hate watching’

 

[Fanta lemon]

She must be pissed as a fart now otherwise she'd still be posting her every move. Anyone else think her friendship with the yoga woman is a bit strange? she looks a good 20 years older than Denise

 

[Rosesarepink]

*stoving there fixed it

 

[angel911]

She looks like she’s having a tit night. Really don’t like her hair - so severe and no real style. Is she up for an award? Maybe not and that’s why she looks bored

 

[Spilltheteawithme]

The yawning video was so cringe. Like yes we know you are a mum...like millions of other people. Give over ffs.
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She looks like she’s having a tit night. Really don’t like her hair - so severe and no real style. Is she up for an award? Maybe not and that’s why she looks bored

She was part of the judging panel...so she won't be up for an award.
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She must be pissed as a fart now otherwise she'd still be posting her every move. Anyone else think her friendship with the yoga woman is a bit strange? she looks a good 20 years older than Denise

Yeah she def looks a lot older...

 

[SweatyBettyT]

She looks like she’s having a tit night. Really don’t like her hair - so severe and no real style. Is she up for an award? Maybe not and that’s why she looks bored

omg, she’s so drunk…not a good look