Daily dose of shite vlog - Its day 17 in the dog cage and big D has just woken up . She cannot understand how the cage door has locked again and blames the manufacturer. Sean chuckles to himself " aye its the manufacturers fault aye ". He is such bants. She picks up the vlog camera which has
tit smeared on the lense. Whether its luna's or demi's we will never know. But not to worry , she licks her finger and wipes it off. "Hello hunny buns and welcome back to a new vidyo. We've got a really busy day today , I'm finally back to work after being a full time carer the last few weeks. I'm pretty annoyed actually because I applied for carers allowance benefits and I was denied and I just don't understand why. Its a good job I earn what I earn a month or we would have been living on the breadline. I mean its ridiculous a family of 4 and we are entitled to nothing when my child is vulnerable and after such a life threatening operation. None of the less , I've got loads of work to do so I'm gonna take yous along with us" First job of the day is breakfast. Its an entire packet of accidently vegan quorn chicken nuggets, 12 dairy free pancakes made from scratch from a packet , a side portion of lettuce because she is watching her weight, washed down with a refreshing can of tesco cider , gotta get that fruit in
. After a hearty breakfast its time to get to work. No need for a shower this morning " I had one last weekend and I won't actually be seeing anyone else so whats the point , I can't be the only one right girls? ". She's so relatable. First job of the day , film a reel for the gram. She picks up last week's knickers and gives it a sniff and decides it will do . She does an Irish dance in her musky smelling lounge shet making sure to get that jiggle in because heaven forbid we would have to go a day without seeing her belly wobble. After that she's exhausted so time for a well deserved break. Sean has just arrived back from aldi and has done a healthy shop. "Go on then Sean show them what you got" . There's 5 minutes of incoherent muttering, I honestly haven't the faintest idea what he's saying , couldn't catch a word. But I got the jist, there was 50 quids worth of accidentally vegan family sized microwave meals, the non accidentally vegan version for Sean and a packet of blueberries because demi is watching her weight. " i think he's done really well personally, haven't ya sean" "aye .." again, not a word. Demi is so proud of how much of a natural he is with the camera. Next its time to walk the kids. Demi is feeling a little tired after watching Sean do the aldi haul so drives alongside Sean in the car and shouts words of encouragement . When they get home its time for enrichment play. Sean puts food inside the licky mats and its not long before big d has it all sniffed out. Cleva girl! Next its time to film an #ad. Its some brand demi had never heard of before " and I've been using this shampoo for years, its the only thing that helps me scalp " she says as she wipes the dandruff of her top and it falls to the ground and lands like a beautiful blanket of snow on top of Henry's poo poos that she will clean up later. After a hefty dinner, its time to relax. Her first day back was tough but none of the less she made it through. She rambles on to the camera about how blessed she is to be a parent of two , some
tit about how she knows she is blessed to be able to work from home and be a full time parent at the same time, a lecture about how we are all neglectful owners because we actually have jobs to go to and finally its a few words from Sean to end the vlog. Nah not a word, but I'm sure it was as insightful as ever. Hope you all enjoyed this day in the life vlog , don't forget to comment the word "stunning " down below if you've made it this far. Byeeee.
