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they both look awful! why on earth would you publish this?!Hahahaha I forgot about this hilariously awkward photo! Why does one of her eyes look swollen? And what is with the turtleneckhonestly it feels like a jokily awkward photo, but I don't think either of them are funny enough; they take themselves far too seriously!
Ella looks like she’s sniffing tit
This whole photoshoot looked SO uncomfortable. Not to mention the headline:
MODERN LOVE: DELICIOUSLY ELLA AND HER SCRUMPTIOUS FELLA
Scrumptious fella with THIS PIC?! Someone at the magazine was definitely having a laugh with that one
They look so soulless in this picture
He looks like psychopath serial killer and she looks like lunatic his victim but with extreme photoshop. What the heck?
Seriously you could put it at true crime netflix page.
Seriously you could put it at true crime netflix page.
So sustainable Ella 
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Don’t forget she has 100 reusable coffee cups too!So sustainable Ella
Come on everybody! We too can be more eco conscious by hoarding dozens of plastic cups! And let’s offset our carbon footprint with multiple trips abroad to Caribbean islands too!
The turtleneck is giving Ethan Tremblay.Hahahaha I forgot about this hilariously awkward photo! Why does one of her eyes look swollen? And what is with the turtleneck
So their kids were just super sick. Like sitting in a&e all night kinda sick. But then they put them a plane… these two really are not normal.
After a long weekend in the sun to celebrate creepy Matt's birthday, I hope everyone is now enjoying a very very simple and very casual weekend in Finland celebrating their mother (the Sainsbury's heiress) 60th birthday like I am?!?!?! Just like you, I am a very very normal girl who did drugs in St Andrews, who fly in private jets, wear very very expensive non ethical designer clothes, eat garlicky mush on the daily all while being filled with fake anxiety. I am just like the girl next door not. You too can have this life if you choose to have a positive mindset...It really has nothing to do with the fact that I was born in one of the richest family in the UK and that my arranged marriage (set up by my father) brought even more money and bad decorations taste into our lives...Ella x 
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Do we think their marriage was arranged on purpose?
Of course it was!!!! Ella's father arranged for Matt and Ella to meet (how creepy seriously?!?!) And I think to remember that Matt's mum was involved with Matt and Ella meeting too... Nothing has much changed really since the time of Queens and Kings...
Oh wow!
'I loved being single... then I met Matt and we moved in together a week later'
Could Ella Mills be proof of the perfectibility of the human condition? Her hair would suggest so. It is as glossy and pliant as Kate Middleton's. She has immaculate teeth, an exemplary diet, her own business (a healthy-eating empire) and one million followers on instagram. Last year, she...
m.belfasttelegraph.co.uk
Taken from the above article:
The pair were introduced by Ella's father. "I wasn't looking for anything, at all. I was loving being single. It was the right time in my life to be single, and sleep with loads of people. And then I met him and we moved in together a week later."
Ella and Matt are nothing else but an arranged marriage!
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So relatable isn't sheOmg she's on ANOTHER vacation?!!
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