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Dating in Lockdown #2 The audacity of men
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So guys. You know rat guy? Really nice guy but owns pet rat. He just offered to cut my grass while I'm away. HOW NICE...haven't even sucked his cock lol
Oh tit. Sorry guys. I think I've got threads mixed up....with THE ICK. Dating a guy with a rat. He's really nice but pet rat and I have the ick
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haha please stay, hearing about this guy could cheer some of us with dating disaster stories up.
oh yes. I'll defo stay. I have many many stories. So where can I start lol. So I was SO stupid and back in my twenties I was settled. Bought a house aged 23 with a lovely guy but he was so boring and quiet and we just didn't have sex. We were just sort of living our own lives. So I left. He was gutted but didn't fight for me. Bought my own house and thought the grass was greener. I do have dark moments now where I regret it and I do get quite upset but hey I can't look back. Anyway I been on dating scene on and off...and bloody hell. There are LOVELY guys out there but they are either really camp or own pet rats at age 35 or they have six packs with the perfect dick but are alcoholics lol there's just no inbetween...or they are duck boys who just lose interest. So currently I been on 4 dates (walks) with this guy who is just so nice. But I found out he has a pet rat and owns his own house but I saw it the other day and bloody hell it needs redecorated from top to bottom. He must have been living without carpets for 10 years. What's your thoughts?I’m really funny about lifestyles and how people live and conduct themselves (went on holiday with an ex and pretty sure he never took a toothbrush away with him) i’d still give him a chance though and ask if he has any plans to renovate
Just to add me and the ex split up 6 weeks later
Yeah I've found myself getting more and more picky. No toothbrush though like wtf. One guy I dated was polar opposite to your ex. He had like some kind of "OCD" and would go in sulks if I accidently spilt something or whatever. I peeled an orange in his car once and got juice on the gear stick. He wasn't happy. He would sigh and sulk. I cracked a candle holder of his by accident...a candle holder which he had bought to go in this actual chandelier of his prized posh bell tent. He didn't speak to me for about 3 hoursI’m really funny about lifestyles and how people live and conduct themselves (went on holiday with an ex and pretty sure he never took a toothbrush away with him) i’d still give him a chance though and ask if he has any plans to renovate
Just to add me and the ex split up 6 weeks later
what a fanny. We didn't last. He also used to shower straight away after sex. I'm not a minger and I am very clean I need to add!Aha I’m always one for cleanliness always have to be “clean” before and if I’m going out will have a quick wash afterYeah I've found myself getting more and more picky. No toothbrush though like wtf. One guy I dated was polar opposite to your ex. He had like some kind of "OCD" and would go in sulks if I accidently spilt something or whatever. I peeled an orange in his car once and got juice on the gear stick. He wasn't happy. He would sigh and sulk. I cracked a candle holder of his by accident...a candle holder which he had bought to go in this actual chandelier of his prized posh bell tent. He didn't speak to me for about 3 hours
so yeah no toothbrush was a biggie for me .Hahaha, something I want to know is how soon do you all wait to erm get busy
Ps I remember dating a guy who had just moved into a house without a working shower, he showered at his parents but did he tell me that when I stayed over? No! So I made him sort the shower out that morning
Is anyone else weirdly attracted to massive hands?
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Nope just massive dicksHahaha, something I want to know is how soon do you all wait to erm get busy
Ps I remember dating a guy who had just moved into a house without a working shower, he showered at his parents but did he tell me that when I stayed over? No! So I made him sort the shower out that morning
Is anyone else weirdly attracted to massive hands?
Massive handsHahaha, something I want to know is how soon do you all wait to erm get busy
Ps I remember dating a guy who had just moved into a house without a working shower, he showered at his parents but did he tell me that when I stayed over? No! So I made him sort the shower out that morning
Is anyone else weirdly attracted to massive hands?
hilarious. Love it. Yeah good manly hands. Nice nails. Not bitten etc. So it terms of getting busy, it's a difficult one. Depends. A few first dates I've been on have been drinks. So of course I've gotten stupidly drunk 
and given bj's on first date if went well or not! But I've never gone full way so to speak on first date unless it was a clear one night stand. But then other times I've gone about 4 dates to 10 or 15 before having sex. So honestly I don't have a plan lol. With this rat guy I don't wanna jump straight in bed but then I think sexual attraction isn't obvious yet lol. It's very difficult isn't it!
I have just read this brilliant article about a woman who was loved bombed from someone she spoke to online
www.refinery29.com
Just sharing if anyone wanted a read
It Took Me A Year To Get Over Someone I Never Even Met
We texted for a month, and never met in person. So why did it take me a year to get over them?
Just sharing if anyone wanted a read
How old is he? Did he mention the fact he had no carpet?? Strange that he’s been living the there for so long, but not decorated. I suppose people have different priorities.
What’s his personal hygiene like if he’s got a rat and a house with no carpets? Did the rat come with the house?
Well I thought he was 35 he's actually 39 and been living there ages...like years and it's not been done up. He's got a good job so could defo afford it. Yeah I saw his house and was horrified tbh.
Personal hygiene from what I've seen is good. He smells good. Clean nice hands and constantly cleaning his car.What’s his personal hygiene like if he’s got a rat and a house with no carpets? Did the rat come with the house?
For some reason in envisage he has long hair and it’s tied back but I am sure he doesn’t, just my first thought of someone who keeps a rat (also baggy Tshirt and cargo pants)
Major stereotyping by me
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You ain't far off. Bald but a very strong beard. Well kept and well maintained. Nice black skinny jeans bit not too skinny and like chequered shirts on top of a t shirtFor some reason in envisage he has long hair and it’s tied back but I am sure he doesn’t, just my first thought of someone who keeps a rat (also baggy Tshirt and cargo pants)
Major stereotyping by me
not my usual type tbh but my usual type hasn't got me very far.I’m totally with the not my usual type! Give it a chance!You ain't far off. Bald but a very strong beard. Well kept and well maintained. Nice black skinny jeans bit not too skinny and like chequered shirts on top of a t shirt
I am devastated to announce that Dean Gaffney has stopped responding to me!
Having seen celebs go dating, I would say lucky escapeI am devastated to announce that Dean Gaffney has stopped responding to me!
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