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That is savage, I love it!

What is it with men wanting to do voice notes? Nearly everyone I’ve matched with in the past week has wanted to voice note instead of text and it pisses me off. I do not have time in my life to listen to the 3 minute monologues of a mediocre man
I assumed it was laziness but was talking about this very thing in work and one of the lads said he did it as he isn't great at spelling and didn't want anyone to take the p!$$ BUT another lad said he did it so he didn't end up having trying to have phone sexy with a lass that sounds like Joe Pasquale 🙈 ... so maybe a bit of all 3?
 
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Another bumble profile who keeps making new profiles every few weeks and keeps liking me. This has been going on for a long time and I don’t ever think I’ve ever actually swiped him back, but this time, I don’t know, I must be super hormonal and I got the rage, and I finally matched with him and asked him if he got bored making profiles every week? He replied with “I really like your fireplace x”. 🤔 that’s not an innuendo. He’s obviously been dissecting my photos.
Men are weird.
 
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Another bumble profile who keeps making new profiles every few weeks and keeps liking me. This has been going on for a long time and I don’t ever think I’ve ever actually swiped him back, but this time, I don’t know, I must be super hormonal and I got the rage, and I finally matched with him and asked him if he got bored making profiles every week? He replied with “I really like your fireplace x”. 🤔 that’s not an innuendo. He’s obviously been dissecting my photos.
Men are weird.
What’s your fireplace like then? Don’t keep us hanging!! 😂😂😂
 
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There was a guy on POF who's been there for years!!! Longest profile I've ever seen, not the most obnoxious but up there!! Looks like the wish version of Jay Raynor. I'm almost tempted to re activate my account and see if he's still there 🤣
 
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I see “dark sense of humour” and instantly think “babe it’s a joke lighten up it’s just BANTER”
Yep and the same for 'fluent in sarcasm'. It all means they will taunt you relentlessly then act hurt when you snap.
 
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What’s your fireplace like then? Don’t keep us hanging!! 😂😂😂
🤣 it’s an old house with original features. Nothing amazing.

The guy with the wavy tv and the topless head photo that he’s stolen has made a new account and liked me again after I told him his photos are fake and he unmatched me.
 
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The indignation of “Am not 38!!!!” as though Hinge has randomly assigned that age to him and he had no say in the matter. 🙄 You’ve been asked to provide very basic information about yourself and you have made the conscious choice to lie. 🤷🏻‍♀️ It’s really that simple. No surplus of exclamation marks needed.

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The indignation of “Am not 38!!!!” as though Hinge has randomly assigned that age to him and he had no say in the matter. 🙄 You’ve been asked to provide very basic information about yourself and you have made the conscious choice to lie. 🤷🏻‍♀️ It’s really that simple. No surplus of exclamation marks needed.

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so…if he’s not 38, has he volunteered his actual age?

I came across one the other day where the listed age was something like 31 and he said he was actually 43. It’s not even close, like you selected the wrong option from a drop down list
 
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@malibu skies No he hasn’t. If I had to guess, I’d say he’s probably older than 38 and has knocked a few years off in the hopes of getting matches from younger women. I should have asked before swiping off him but I’m more than 38% sure I wouldn’t have got a straight answer.
 
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The indignation of “Am not 38!!!!” as though Hinge has randomly assigned that age to him and he had no say in the matter. 🙄 You’ve been asked to provide very basic information about yourself and you have made the conscious choice to lie. 🤷🏻‍♀️ It’s really that simple. No surplus of exclamation marks needed.

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“Feeling the gentle breeze on my face” 🤢🤢 barf
 
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Isn't it creepy how men think cryarsing over their dad nan is catnip to women? Emotional openness and strong family ties: good. Cynical insincere man baby trying to use Ethel as a knicker dropper: bad. Hope that helps lads.
 
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The indignation of “Am not 38!!!!” as though Hinge has randomly assigned that age to him and he had no say in the matter. 🙄 You’ve been asked to provide very basic information about yourself and you have made the conscious choice to lie. 🤷🏻‍♀️ It’s really that simple. No surplus of exclamation marks needed.

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As though 38 is the worst thing you could be!
 
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