I raise you"I go crazy for music."
I raise you"I go crazy for music."
I assumed it was laziness but was talking about this very thing in work and one of the lads said he did it as he isn't great at spelling and didn't want anyone to take the p!$$ BUT another lad said he did it so he didn't end up having trying to have phone sexy with a lass that sounds like Joe PasqualeThat is savage, I love it!
What is it with men wanting to do voice notes? Nearly everyone I’ve matched with in the past week has wanted to voice note instead of text and it pisses me off. I do not have time in my life to listen to the 3 minute monologues of a mediocre man
I see “dark sense of humour” and instantly think “babe it’s a joke lighten up it’s just BANTER”Autocorrect doesn’t even recognise his version of the spelling of psycho.
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Do they know the definition of these words?Autocorrect doesn’t even recognise his version of the spelling of psycho.
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What’s your fireplace like then? Don’t keep us hanging!!Another bumble profile who keeps making new profiles every few weeks and keeps liking me. This has been going on for a long time and I don’t ever think I’ve ever actually swiped him back, but this time, I don’t know, I must be super hormonal and I got the rage, and I finally matched with him and asked him if he got bored making profiles every week? He replied with “I really like your fireplace x”.that’s not an innuendo. He’s obviously been dissecting my photos.
Men are weird.
Yep and the same for 'fluent in sarcasm'. It all means they will taunt you relentlessly then act hurt when you snap.I see “dark sense of humour” and instantly think “babe it’s a joke lighten up it’s just BANTER”
What’s your fireplace like then? Don’t keep us hanging!!![]()
so…if he’s not 38, has he volunteered his actual age?The indignation of “Am not 38!!!!” as though Hinge has randomly assigned that age to him and he had no say in the matter.You’ve been asked to provide very basic information about yourself and you have made the conscious choice to lie.
It’s really that simple. No surplus of exclamation marks needed.
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“Feeling the gentle breeze on my face”The indignation of “Am not 38!!!!” as though Hinge has randomly assigned that age to him and he had no say in the matter.You’ve been asked to provide very basic information about yourself and you have made the conscious choice to lie.
It’s really that simple. No surplus of exclamation marks needed.
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As though 38 is the worst thing you could be!The indignation of “Am not 38!!!!” as though Hinge has randomly assigned that age to him and he had no say in the matter.You’ve been asked to provide very basic information about yourself and you have made the conscious choice to lie.
It’s really that simple. No surplus of exclamation marks needed.
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