Dating app Icks

[it’s not been changed?!]

Why do men not know the difference between ” and ’ when they’re writing their height in their bio. The amount of men that have written “ 6” because it matters” and not realised that what they have typed means 6 inches, not 6 foot it’s 6’ godamn!!!

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Why do men not know the difference between ” and ’ when they’re writing their height in their bio. The amount of men that have written “ 6” because it matters” and not realised that what they have typed means 6 inches, not 6 foot it’s 6’ godamn!!!

Not sure they're talking about height, tbf...
---

I know it's not the most obvious thing, but I'd be hugely put off by all these men who claim not to know what they're looking for.

That's like the anti-Bono...
---

On a side note, lots of blokes that just want to be pegged, have they not thought to hire a sex worker as even by their own admission they say they are struggling to find a woman to do it to them on the dating apps. I mean it’s not a Pegging app, is it?!

Tell them to admit they want a bit of rooster and to go look on Grindr...
---

Well I did my weekly trawl of the apps. Shouldn’t have bothered.
NORMAL

"SMILE, WOMEN! I DEMAND YOU LOOK HAPPY WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME NO MATTER WHAT A bleep I AM!"

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

His perfect first date is build a bear.

 

[cococookie]

What the hell is a INFP Hufflepuff? What’s pink cored? White aura?

Can anyone explain

 

[Zulkraa]

What the hell is a INFP Hufflepuff? What’s pink cored? White aura?

Can anyone explain

I’ll try my best to break it down

The INFP relates to a personality test this is his result:

INFP Personality (Mediator) | 16Personalities

www.16personalities.com

The test is quite interesting (IMO) I found that the majority of my friends are the same as me. The test is free:

Free personality test, type descriptions, relationship and career advice | 16Personalities

www.16personalities.com

The Hufflepuff relates to Harry Potter and which house he would be in - according to his personality type.

I didn’t know what pink core meant so referred to trusty Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary: Pinkcore

Pinkcore: Pinkcore is something that existed before its arrival to Tiktok under a hundred other names however the actual content of these videos remains...

www.urbandictionary.com

An aura is your energy field that surrounds you, although I’ve not heard of anyone having a white one before. I can’t see people’s aura’s (some people can).

Are Auras Real? 16 FAQs About Color, Meaning, More

All living things have energy. It’s the way you send out vibes. But is energy actually a reflection of mental or emotional well-being?

www.healthline.com

He’s very into his horoscopes as he’s got star/sun sign, moon sign and rising sign!
And BDSM, this test can be handy to know what type of role you’d suit (if you are interested in finding out)

One moment, please...

 

[cococookie]

Thanks for explaining

 

[Zulkraa]

Thanks for explaining

You are welcome

 

[whyhellothere83]

His perfect first date is build a bear.

View attachment 2528734

This is the biggest ick I’ve seen so far

 

[Pinkii]

The whole description is ick but the overuse of emoji’s makes it even worse

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

What’s the point in have 1 photo where you’re stood on the side of a tree on ledge about to get a zip line where the photo was taken looking up at you and you can barely be seen?! Earn your trust?! Nah mate. I’d rather give my time to someone with more than 1 photos.

 

[Zulkraa]

What’s the point in have 1 photo where you’re stood on the side of a tree on ledge about to get a zip line where the photo was taken looking up at you and you can barely be seen?! Earn your trust?! Nah mate. I’d rather give my time to someone with more than 1 photos.
View attachment 2531470

Why does the … give me ick? Little Mr Mysterious!

 

[Serene Serena]

Why does the … give me ick? Little Mr Mysterious!

Little Mr Boring as duck more like.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

“Giving this a shot as mouthing I love you at strangers isn’t working”

Original.

 

[capriallie]

What’s the point in have 1 photo where you’re stood on the side of a tree on ledge about to get a zip line where the photo was taken looking up at you and you can barely be seen?! Earn your trust?! Nah mate. I’d rather give my time to someone with more than 1 photos.
View attachment 2531470

Literally missing the point of joining a dating app by not sharing photos

 

[Foxvint]

Here is a verified grandad casing my daughters 18 y/o gay mate. I just love the short sharp slapdown
---

These seriously look like just an overlay, those retainer style veneers you can buy, when you zoom I would swear that's what they are. You'd think you'd just go ahead and get some dental work done if it was to that degree.

edit: zoomed again and they actually stick out from his gums where the gum should be overlapping so I'm thinking so. Gosh the grand irony in his requirement is that when he takes those off he probably won't look recognizable either.

I used to work with an otherwise lovely looking lad who had clip in veneers. It was utterly bizarre. Looked like something off Wallace & Gromit. Also led to battle cries of 'yer teeth are off amazon lad' when he in anyway attempted ripping his mates.

Anyone claiming their mates/kids wrote their bio so they can say all the humble brag faux quirky stuff they wanna say about themselves huffs their own farts and you should immediately run.

 

[Noppa]

Thanks for the tips Buddha!

 

[Bianca Del Rio]

Thanks for the tips Buddha!

Men who love to labour a point about being real are always the ones who are lying about either their age or their height.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Lowered my height preference from over 6’ to 5’11 upwards. More men in that height range have liked my profile but I just don’t think I can bring myself to swipe back when I’m already tall and lets be honest, men that say they’re 5’11 and 5’7 #firstworldproblems

 

[Serene Serena]

Lowered my height preference from over 6’ to 5’11 upwards. More men in that height range have liked my profile but I just don’t think I can bring myself to swipe back when I’m already tall and lets be honest, men that say they’re 5’11 and 5’7 #firstworldproblems

I'm 5ft 9 and I work with a guy who swears blind he is 5ft 8. He's about 6 inches shorter than me in barefeet.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Was that a screenshot from a VHS?
View attachment 2450340

This guy keeps liking me. He’s got new photos now that he’s edited. Why is the tv wavy on one side? Another photo where he’s edited his waist. His arms look a strange shape as well. Just own it if you’re a big lad… unless he never plans to meet anyone off the app…