Dating app Icks

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I used to see the guy in the pink gif suit on bumble

gif, not gif

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

“Can’t see likes, message me” ergh fucking presumptuous much?! You look like a toe mate

Why would he not be able to see likes?

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

He looked like community dick too

What is community dick?!

 

[Zulkraa]

I’m done.View attachment 2598373

Simple guy sounds easily pleased!

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

He’s changed his location to Glasgow now!! What an odd bod.

Imagine living in another country and changing your location so you can match with women all over the world.
why would you do that, unless you plan on actually meeting these women?! Ick.
(He lives in Germany but has put his location to London)

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[whyhellothere83]

RIP Liam Urwin
Snuggly buggly cuddles

I don’t know which is worse

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

How come all of these men are over 6 foot?

 

[freezelouise43]

Hey all I really hope you are well! here again,don’t worry I’m not going to mention the friend- there’s someone new I like at work and I’m after a bit of advice! I don’t know why I like him he’s just grown on me we have worked together for over a year and have the odd convo as we pass each other on the same shift (fortnightly), but nothing more. I don’t actually know his name, as I work in a big place and as it’s manual work he hasn’t exactly seen me at my best! My friend at work keeps asking me to point him out, but then she might tell him, I have no idea if he’s with anyone, he’s a bit of a mystery! Any ideas short of actually asking him, I’m shy xx

 

[whyhellothere83]

"Don't know what I'm looking for"
Clearly looking for a shag judging by the bio

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Another one.

 

[Serene Serena]

I put this on the dating thread a number of months back. Ick central…

Yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck what have I just read?!

 

[Reality_tv_lover]

The delights of men in West Yorkshire

Eww British primed beef

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

Biggest ick I had was some unattractive scrote offering himself up to be kept by a sugar mummy. Dream on shit for brains.

He'll have better odds looking for a sugar daddy. There are some male sugar babies but almost all of them have sugar daddies. Almost all sugar parents are male and almost all of the relatively few sugar mamas have female sugar babies.

(Would like to add here how much I hate the terms.)

ETA: What was his build/aesthetic like? Sugar sons don't tend to be very largely built. Twinks or otters, really.

 

[rainbowlemon]

Me usually

10/10

Well done this is the best reply I've read all week.

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

I've never done OLD so I'm not very familiar with the mechanics, but surely if there's no match, that means they haven't swiped you back?
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You'll notice he doesn't state where on the body that hair should be...

What's healthy hair? Surely if you have hair, it's healthy? He's talking about thick bushy pubes isn't he?

I didn’t even clock this

 

[Meringue22]

Start a folder on your photo library on your phone. I have done that and just show them now, soon shuts up my friends
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Ffs

Good idea! I’ll definitely do this. Thank god I’m not the only one with pushy friends!

 

[Zulkraa]

I can't tell if he's really bitter about women and making this as a joke which hasn't landed...or if he's being serious

It’s hard to tell isn’t it?

 

[BoogleC]

Is luscious fruit salad a euphemism for something tawdry?

I did wonder that, the whole thing has puzzled me

 

[whyhellothere83]

The guy is 34yo but is looking for a woman with daddy issue? What is his target, 15yo?

Madness isn’t it!

 

[whyhellothere83]

On a funnier note…I find I am now looking at Tinder looking for info to share with you all here rather than trying to locate a suitable man to go on a date with

Same as me haha!