Dating app Icks

[Dogtanian]

I'm probably being unreasonable but a guy said on tinder that he has his child "when it suits me" and it's proper put me off

Run for the hills. It’ll also apply to his gf commitment.
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Did he not notice all the crap all over his bed before taking the photo?

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Justin wants a maid or a mummy.

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

Bad Santa lol. He's actually incredibly attractive

Are you sure it's him?

 

[pbontoast]

“Hey is for horses”

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Good morning to you too David

Yep I’ve received that delightful opener too

 

[EndofInfluencers]

@whyhellothere83 The audacity

 

[British Romance]

This guy keeps liking me. He’s got new photos now that he’s edited. Why is the tv wavy on one side? Another photo where he’s edited his waist. His arms look a strange shape as well. Just own it if you’re a big lad… unless he never plans to meet anyone off the app…

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The abnormally large elbows - always a telltale sign of someone slimming their waist TBH, I thought it was just girls who did this.

 

[MollyMalone]

What is ENM? Am I being thick?

Loving the sandals with socks

Ethically non monogamous

 

[Serene Serena]

FFS you’re 58 years old, enough with the emojis. Plus you’re way outside my age range which is why I haven’t replied.
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Sounds like Stacey Solomon's dad.

 

[Zulkraa]

Hi people…I am currently getting the ick from the posts on this thread where identifiable photos (faces) contained in screenshots of men’s dating profiles are posted on here. If this were done to me on a gossip site frequented by men it would cause untold damage to my mental health. I used to enjoy the anecdotes about here dating app icks. But screenshotting someone’s face and posting it here just isn’t fair.

what's this got to do with anything?

To do with that post. Let me know if I can answer anymore of your questions…..

 

[whyhellothere83]

When my mate tries to push me into online dating yet again I’ll be showing her screenshots from this thread

Start a folder on your photo library on your phone. I have done that and just show them now, soon shuts up my friends
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I have no words

Ffs

 

[harveydean]

What does he mean by down with the thiccness?

When women have “thick” thighs from working out.

 

[Zulkraa]

Thanks for explaining

You are welcome

 

[Captainmouse]

Jeezus fucking christ. Nice computer screen though, I’d totally nick that.
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Like…
I’m Quiet, Christian and Church going.
Looking for someone who doesn’t mind giving me a Cleveland Steamer on the first date.

So precarious

 

[Serene Serena]

I once blocked someone on a dating app for opening their message with 'Ahoy' but I think that's perfectly reasonable.

Was he a pirate?

 

[Flowergirl14]

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I'm first in the queue ladies!!!

 

[Amoo]

so this is a thing? I have the same guy who likes me every so often on Hinge, deletes his page then reappears

Oh it's a thing. It's even more annoying when they have two profiles going on the app at the same time.

 

[me myself and karma]

I downloaded some apps today out of morbid curiosity and feel cleansed, fed up not hard up (which is just as well). I even downloaded the vegan ones again their bios are something else. “I don’t like eating animals but you need to like f*cking like one” and lots of poly weirdos. Lastly I downloaded Tinder to spot how many guys from the gym who act shifty are on there and found a few, men are so obvious when they’re single. The bios from the local men included “got a job so am no bum” & “if you smoke weed get in the bin”.

Are there dating sites specifically for Vegans???

 

[Flowergirl14]

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Perverts!

 

[Serene Serena]

I have a folder on my phone for these now as I have so many! These are a few of my personal faves.

Charlie sounds like a keeper

 

[curiouserandcuriouser2022]

Men who put the wrong age on their dating profile and then when they message you say something like "btw I'm actually 43 not 33 hope that's okay but I can't change it ".

You know they did it deliberately so they can circumvent age restrictions women have in place on their profiles.

Out of curiosity, does anybody know if women do this, but in the other direction..ie lower their ages to attract younger men?!