Dating app Icks

[ShopTilYouSlop]

Biggest ick I had was some unattractive scrote offering himself up to be kept by a sugar mummy. Dream on shit for brains.

He'll have better odds looking for a sugar daddy. There are some male sugar babies but almost all of them have sugar daddies. Almost all sugar parents are male and almost all of the relatively few sugar mamas have female sugar babies.

(Would like to add here how much I hate the terms.)

ETA: What was his build/aesthetic like? Sugar sons don't tend to be very largely built. Twinks or otters, really.

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

I've never done OLD so I'm not very familiar with the mechanics, but surely if there's no match, that means they haven't swiped you back?
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You'll notice he doesn't state where on the body that hair should be...

What's healthy hair? Surely if you have hair, it's healthy? He's talking about thick bushy pubes isn't he?

I didn’t even clock this

 

[Meringue22]

Start a folder on your photo library on your phone. I have done that and just show them now, soon shuts up my friends
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Ffs

Good idea! I’ll definitely do this. Thank god I’m not the only one with pushy friends!

 

[BoogleC]

Is luscious fruit salad a euphemism for something tawdry?

I did wonder that, the whole thing has puzzled me

 

[whyhellothere83]

On a funnier note…I find I am now looking at Tinder looking for info to share with you all here rather than trying to locate a suitable man to go on a date with

Same as me haha!

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

Bad Santa lol. He's actually incredibly attractive

Are you sure it's him?

 

[pbontoast]

“Hey is for horses”

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Good morning to you too David

Yep I’ve received that delightful opener too

 

[MollyMalone]

What is ENM? Am I being thick?

Loving the sandals with socks

Ethically non monogamous

 

[Serene Serena]

FFS you’re 58 years old, enough with the emojis. Plus you’re way outside my age range which is why I haven’t replied.
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Sounds like Stacey Solomon's dad.

 

[Zulkraa]

Hi people…I am currently getting the ick from the posts on this thread where identifiable photos (faces) contained in screenshots of men’s dating profiles are posted on here. If this were done to me on a gossip site frequented by men it would cause untold damage to my mental health. I used to enjoy the anecdotes about here dating app icks. But screenshotting someone’s face and posting it here just isn’t fair.

what's this got to do with anything?

To do with that post. Let me know if I can answer anymore of your questions…..

 

[whyhellothere83]

When my mate tries to push me into online dating yet again I’ll be showing her screenshots from this thread

Start a folder on your photo library on your phone. I have done that and just show them now, soon shuts up my friends
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I have no words

Ffs

 

[harveydean]

What does he mean by down with the thiccness?

When women have “thick” thighs from working out.

 

[Zulkraa]

Thanks for explaining

You are welcome

 

[Captainmouse]

Jeezus fucking christ. Nice computer screen though, I’d totally nick that.
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Like…
I’m Quiet, Christian and Church going.
Looking for someone who doesn’t mind giving me a Cleveland Steamer on the first date.

So precarious

 

[Serene Serena]

I once blocked someone on a dating app for opening their message with 'Ahoy' but I think that's perfectly reasonable.

Was he a pirate?

 

[Flowergirl14]

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I'm first in the queue ladies!!!

 

[Amoo]

so this is a thing? I have the same guy who likes me every so often on Hinge, deletes his page then reappears

Oh it's a thing. It's even more annoying when they have two profiles going on the app at the same time.

 

[me myself and karma]

I downloaded some apps today out of morbid curiosity and feel cleansed, fed up not hard up (which is just as well). I even downloaded the vegan ones again their bios are something else. “I don’t like eating animals but you need to like f*cking like one” and lots of poly weirdos. Lastly I downloaded Tinder to spot how many guys from the gym who act shifty are on there and found a few, men are so obvious when they’re single. The bios from the local men included “got a job so am no bum” & “if you smoke weed get in the bin”.

Are there dating sites specifically for Vegans???

 

[Flowergirl14]

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Perverts!