Dating app Icks

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I present you the biggest dating app ick I’ve ever gotten

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(I usually always keep someone anonymous on here but let’s face it, this guy has made a fake Victorian Christmas music video and it’s on his bumble profile so he’s very proud of it and clearly wants it out there )

It’s the season to be jolly

 

[Serene Serena]

gif, not gif

Tattle is a bit prudish and you can't type the word g.imp for some reason

 

[bipbapbop22]

It’s all about BDSM at the min

 

[HowlOwl]

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Looks like Jamiroquai, with a new hat.

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

Oohh a little drinky while watching Anal Partridge by the fire

Yeah, but just try suggesting that to the family for Christmas Day. I swear, my in laws are so uptight!

 

[Serene Serena]

fluent in German and American

And can’t spell important

 

[Zulkraa]

“Home is usually Budapest” yet he’s been liking me and creating a new profile every couple of weeks for the last year and his location is always Sunderland
It gives me the ick the amount of times men will keep swiping you and never match with them.

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There is keen and there is creepy!

 

[unidentified]

He’s changed his location to Glasgow now!! What an odd bod.

Scammer

 

[Serene Serena]

And then when you meet them, they claim you’re taller than you are, because they couldn’t possibly have inflated their own height…

If that was true, then I'd be 6ft 4 and not 5ft 10. 6ft 4 is an unusual (but not unheard of) height for a woman.

 

[whyhellothere83]

What possesses some men to message this as an opener.

Gross

 

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I don’t know why you would put that as your About Me.

 

[Dogtanian]

Dear lord , why do men think we want to see their junk? I once sent a pic of my cat licking it's arse in reply to a dick pic and request for a dirty photo. Didn't hear from him again.

Ooooooh sexxxxy

 

[IGiveUp22]

@IGiveUp22 the ribbed biker jeans?

Yes!!!! What are they??!?

 

[unidentified]

I’ve been at work for the weekend and what on Earth have I came back from? Dogs taking a shit, the worst men being the most picky, 75 messages! My mind is BLOWN
Also, @Rayne and @LaBlonde you stick to your one message a day. I don’t even match with anyone

 

[Traazers]

I set the bar low really didn't I but, now I'm older all this carry on would make me heave!

Same here, I’d known my partner from parties when we were younger. He popped in my head randomly so I added him on fb to snoop and the rest is history! I’ve done my time on the dating sites though, it’s a minefield. I probably still have some screenshots somewhere

 

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I feel like getting your hands dirty and very clean guy don’t go together

I didn’t even notice that!!

 

[Amyx1518]

When most their pics were taken on the same day/ night out or they do a little photoshoot in their bedroom because they don’t have 6 pictures and are wearing the same top in half the pics

hahah yes this!!!!!!

 

[Jackie Brown]

Sounds like he’s interviewing you.

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Gosh, what a charmer. Gee, I wonder why he’s single?

 

[HowlOwl]

He'll have better odds looking for a sugar daddy. There are some male sugar babies but almost all of them have sugar daddies. Almost all sugar parents are male and almost all of the relatively few sugar mamas have female sugar babies.

(Would like to add here how much I hate the terms.)

ETA: What was his build/aesthetic like? Sugar sons don't tend to be very largely built. Twinks or otters, really.

That‘s kept me busy on google! (had heard of twinks).

 

[OwtDoing]

Vegan and smicked in the same sentence… I didn’t even know this was possible