Dating app Icks

[Realitybites]

I had this followed by what was a couple on a shared account looking for a threesome.

 

[curiouserandcuriouser2022]

Putting his username as “BJ”…

 

[unidentified]

I’ve mentioned it before, but I keep being “liked” by someone who says his love language is white chocolate, skyscanner and farrow and ball colours. He probably thinks he sounds quirky and unique, but it’s so basic.

gives me the rage.

I could maybe do with him up here. I mean they’re not my love language but I’m an interior design nerd

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

When your whole personality is your trouser snake! Why? The only people that will impress (if anyone) are size queens.

“Size queens”

 

[mochibean]

Photoshopped to an inch of its life. He has one photo where there’s a black ribbon round his neck but it’s all mismatched and you see he’s put someone’s head on a different body.
People are weird. His age varies between 33-38.

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This is hilarious oh my days

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Deary me.
Also didn’t think hand tattoos were still a personality trait

He was definitely older than 44 and the fact he didn’t even proof read his bio “home”many thirsty women

 

[Serene Serena]

gif, not gif

Tattle is a bit prudish and you can't type the word g.imp for some reason

 

[bipbapbop22]

It’s all about BDSM at the min

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

Oohh a little drinky while watching Anal Partridge by the fire

Yeah, but just try suggesting that to the family for Christmas Day. I swear, my in laws are so uptight!

 

[IGiveUp22]

Why has man no.2 got a courgette down his pants? If that’s his dick, he has Peyronie’s disease.

It’s the same man in both pics. Claims he got removed for nothing but that’s his second photo
yep doesn’t look normal does it

 

[Serene Serena]

fluent in German and American

And can’t spell important

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

I’ve had a like off someone who I almost matched with him until I saw his bio say he has a “Thirst for knowledge”. I mean, that’s great, but reading it Icked me out.
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This is hilarious oh my days

It’s actually worrying the lengths men go to I wonder how many gullible women he has sucked in.

 

[Zulkraa]

“Home is usually Budapest” yet he’s been liking me and creating a new profile every couple of weeks for the last year and his location is always Sunderland
It gives me the ick the amount of times men will keep swiping you and never match with them.

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There is keen and there is creepy!

 

[Ohnoshebettadont]

This is the screenshots from the same profile.
1) who does his skin look like corn beef

Re: the corned beef skin- I think he has taken this pic in front of his window, and that is not his skin but the pattern of the sun shining through his mucky window

 

[unidentified]

He’s changed his location to Glasgow now!! What an odd bod.

Scammer

 

[Serene Serena]

And then when you meet them, they claim you’re taller than you are, because they couldn’t possibly have inflated their own height…

If that was true, then I'd be 6ft 4 and not 5ft 10. 6ft 4 is an unusual (but not unheard of) height for a woman.

 

[whyhellothere83]

What possesses some men to message this as an opener.

Gross

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

I don’t know why you would put that as your About Me.

 

[Dogtanian]

Dear lord , why do men think we want to see their junk? I once sent a pic of my cat licking it's arse in reply to a dick pic and request for a dirty photo. Didn't hear from him again.

Ooooooh sexxxxy

 

[IGiveUp22]

@IGiveUp22 the ribbed biker jeans?

Yes!!!! What are they??!?