I have to tell myself that weird repeat likers are just swiping right on everyone, rather than it somehow being me attracting them all. That's what I hope at least!I’ve mentioned it before, but I keep being “liked” by someone who says his love language is white chocolate, skyscanner and farrow and ball colours.
Sounds like an arsonist - amongst other things45 year old men spitting their dummy out and deleting their profile. Major ick (coming from a 30 odd year old female) I thought they’d be more grown up.
Oh god.
This profile has just liked me.
Was Anal Partridge a Freudian slip? He is kinky, after all.
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Stupid fuckerNot really an ick but God forbid women post pics where they're dressed up & feeling confident, with their friends, as opposed to day to day mum look with their kids....on their dating profile.
I set the bar low really didn't IThe romance!
I did until it got to the “I’m married” so assuming he’s been cheating sadlyI feel a bit sorry for the man with the moobs![]()
catching up but ‘I very much like my own company so please leave me alone’ as a bio is actually so fucking funnyA few recents
this thread is absolute gold manAny talk of adventures. I'm not looking to date one of The Famous Five!
Looks like Jamiroquai, with a new hat.
Omg this guy was in my hinge likes today, I’ve seen him on bumble too. I didn’t match with him as one of his prompts was really off, like he was trying to be witty but completely falling flat. My gut feeling doesn’t let me down sometimesWhat the fuck is wrong with these men?![]()
I am screaming at this!! it just reads so funny lollI’m 5’2 and my ex was 6’8. We looked so stupid together!
100% this, tried it once. Near bit me tongue off keeping my opinions to myself, and the weird as fuck exI don't want to date a man with kids (I've got my own child) but for reasons that I don't want anymore bratty kids in my life![]()
I had a boyfriend who was 6'6" (I'm 5'6"). You think it'll be amazing but yeah, it actually was a bit much. In a hug I had my face in his stomach and he did have to bend down so much to kiss me, poor guy.Omg that’s absolutely tragic
I thought I wanted a super tall guy until I went on a date with a guy who was 6’7, people just stared at us and him bending down in doorways gave me the ick
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I’ve found guys in the forces are much more accurate with their claims. Must be due to the fact they have to be measured and their height is on their IDno getting away from it then
Help I think I’m being thick.. what’s wrong with how he spelt college?🫣Bless him.
He’s put his age as 43. he wouldn’t have swiped me if he knew how painfully boring I am.
look how he has spelt “college”.
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Is this why when I used apps a few years ago and used to swipe on emo and rocker guys, hardly any of them would swipe back?Let's just for the purposes of this example say I'm a basic bitch fiat 500 girl obsessed with doing my hair and makeup and getting my Starbucks and my dating profile reflects this...I'm not saying opposites can't ever attract but my biggest annoyance has got to be men who are a total polar opposite to me (let's say a good 15/20 years older, maybe a greebo rocker looking type, who attends pagan rituals and thinks washing and grooming is confirming to unnecessary societal rules) then proceeds to send me a like....???!!??
Like sir, use your brain.
I've no problem with anyone living life however they choose but when we're clearly so completely different we'd struggle to keep conversation going for a 10 minute chat, let alone be able to committ to a romantic relationship what's the point in swiping?![]()
Not many people are over 6ft. And many men on apps who claim they are are lying.Why is there a shit load of men under 6’ on the apps. Sometimes I lower my age preference to 5’11/5’10 to see who has liked me and this guy was attractive, but his bio was off putting. Mentioning sex TWICE!
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Parents evening I assumeA what?