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Roll up everybody, 0% toxic masculinity guaranteed. Sure thing, buddy
I wish they'd stop calling themselves "poly". It doesn't mean uncommitted shagging around and casual sex. There's nothing wrong with that, to be clear, but poly actually means maintaining relationships with all these women; in the past it would have meant multiple wives are allowed but you have to support and be committed to each of them and any resulting children. Possibly not the same now, but it would mean actually being a boyfriend to each of these women and therefore providing whatever kind of support or commitment (outside of monogamy) that means in each case.

If you just want to shag around without commitment, say so! According to these guys there are so many "thirsty women"...
 
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Ugh whenever I see 'recently separated'. How about staying single/unshagged for just a while, rather than bringing all that fresh emotional baggage?
 
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Ugh whenever I see 'recently separated'. How about staying single/unshagged for just a while, rather than bringing all that fresh emotional baggage?
When I see 'recently separated' I wonder if they actually ARE separated, or if they are seeing what life could be like on the other side, with all us thirsty woman gagging for a piece of them? Meanwhile wife at home thinks they are happily married and has no idea husband is plotting to leave, if he manages to snare someone else.
 
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Went on a date the other night. Guy said he was 6ft. He was the same height as me…5ft 8 max. Why do they lie it’s so weird!
My father always lied and said that he was 6 foot. Mind you, it was easier than putting his actual height which was 5 foot 11 and three-quarters.
 
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My father always lied and said that he was 6 foot. Mind you, it was easier than putting his actual height which was 5 foot 11 and three-quarters.
I watched a TikTok of a guy asking men in the gym their height and then asking if he could measure them with a tape measure after to prove it.
I think only 2 or 3 men were right and when the others got told their real height they were arguing with him or they’d storm off
 
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After 'Fluent in sarcasm', we now have 'Sarcasm is my first language'. I should have asked what the word for dickhead is.
 
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I dont want to come across as ageist, but I’ve just come across a 42 year old who has taken a selfie in his car wearing a SnapBack, aviator sunglasses with a nose ring in and pouting! What 42 year old wears SnapBacks.
He has a video of himself pouting in bed taking off his glasses and running his hand through his hair
 
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As someone of a similar age, I always assume hat = bald. One time I got a message from a guy who looked hot in his main picture with a hat on. But in the second one he had no hat, was bald and the top of his head was massive like an alien.

But then I guess the video proves otherwise in your case
 
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Yes this, hat-fishing is rife. It's usually the case that 99% of men with hats in their first pic emerge as bald in the pics that follow!
 
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What about the men who appear to have a full head of hair because they’ve fluffed up their fringe, but are actually pretty much bald?
 
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Yes, so annoying! They end up with some weird peacock hybrid looking hairdo that just looks ridiculous.
 
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I met a man on hinge recently who had EVERY photo with a hat. I found him on fb and still, every public photo, HAT. Found his brother’s profile and he was featured… with hat. Even wearing a cap lying down with his son?! I mean. If that’s not a sign he’s blatantly got the monk look/pure baldness going on, what is. Luckily he ghosted me
 
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I used to see the guy in the pink gif suit on bumble
He’s back again

 
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