Im a rock climber and one guy said “your harness has the best job in the world”
I’m pretty sure I sealed up.
I’m pretty sure I sealed up.
We all make mistakes when hungry.Does he think labelling himself as a feeder is attractive?I know I said I'd date a feeder but I wasn't being entirely serious, I was just hungry
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I wish they'd stop calling themselves "poly". It doesn't mean uncommitted shagging around and casual sex. There's nothing wrong with that, to be clear, but poly actually means maintaining relationships with all these women; in the past it would have meant multiple wives are allowed but you have to support and be committed to each of them and any resulting children. Possibly not the same now, but it would mean actually being a boyfriend to each of these women and therefore providing whatever kind of support or commitment (outside of monogamy) that means in each case.Roll up everybody, 0% toxic masculinity guaranteed. Sure thing, buddy
When I see 'recently separated' I wonder if they actually ARE separated, or if they are seeing what life could be like on the other side, with all us thirsty woman gagging for a piece of them? Meanwhile wife at home thinks they are happily married and has no idea husband is plotting to leave, if he manages to snare someone else.Ugh whenever I see 'recently separated'. How about staying single/unshagged for just a while, rather than bringing all that fresh emotional baggage?
If you have to say you’re not selfish in bed, you’re probably lying, insecure and have a tiny Willy
My father always lied and said that he was 6 foot. Mind you, it was easier than putting his actual height which was 5 foot 11 and three-quarters.Went on a date the other night. Guy said he was 6ft. He was the same height as me…5ft 8 max. Why do they lie it’s so weird!
I watched a TikTok of a guy asking men in the gym their height and then asking if he could measure them with a tape measure after to prove it.My father always lied and said that he was 6 foot. Mind you, it was easier than putting his actual height which was 5 foot 11 and three-quarters.
As someone of a similar age, I always assume hat = bald. One time I got a message from a guy who looked hot in his main picture with a hat on. But in the second one he had no hat, was bald and the top of his head was massive like an alien.I dont want to come across as ageist, but I’ve just come across a 42 year old who has taken a selfie in his car wearing a SnapBack, aviator sunglasses with a nose ring in and pouting! What 42 year old wears SnapBacks.
He has a video of himself pouting in bed taking off his glasses and running his hand through his hair![]()
Yes this, hat-fishing is rife. It's usually the case that 99% of men with hats in their first pic emerge as bald in the pics that follow!As someone of a similar age, I always assume hat = bald. One time I got a message from a guy who looked hot in his main picture with a hat on. But in the second one he had no hat, was bald and the top of his head was massive like an alien.
But then I guess the video proves otherwise in your case![]()
Hatfishing! AmazingYes this, hat-fishing is rife. It's usually the case that 99% of men with hats in their first pic emerge as bald in the pics that follow!
Here are 2 lovely ones from me (yes they made my ick list which is now at 41 - I haven’t been swiping as much)
I think one his wife may have found his profile and changed it hence the bio.
The second one - I aren’t kink shaming, you do you but I’m sure there are more appropriate sites for it than tinder? It just gives me the ick to not be on a kink specific dating app when they exist
He’s back againI used to see the guy in the pink gif suit on bumble![]()
What’s a GIF suit?