Dating app Icks

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Wonder how many times he’s used that line 🥴

My house does need a deep clean. I’m tempted to swipe back 😂

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Oooh this has given me flashbacks to someone I "met" on a dating site about 15 years ago. We got chatting and it transpired that he was actually a transvestite looking for someone to help him dress up as a woman. Whilst this wouldn't be something that I would find attractive in a partner, I was down to help and a friend and I had arranged to dress him up and take him with us to the Erotica exhibition in London where anything goes and he could try dressing in public for the first time. Except he bailed at the last minute only to try and make it up to me by offering to come and clean my house if I'd let him dress up as a French maid to do so. I need a cleaner so maybe I should get back on Bumble to see if I can find one!
 
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Yeah the pervy men who want to clean your house don’t know what a hoover is, they just want to be bossed about 🤮

The man that wants a blonde with a high BMI - does he want a bodybuilder or a fatty?
 
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Yeah the pervy men who want to clean your house don’t know what a hoover is, they just want to be bossed about 🤮

The man that wants a blonde with a high BMI - does he want a bodybuilder or a fatty?
I moved in these circles once, although that wasn't my thing, and it was a common complaint. They never actually did a good cleaning job, they just waggled around in costume to be seen and bossed.
 
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Yeah the pervy men who want to clean your house don’t know what a hoover is, they just want to be bossed about 🤮

The man that wants a blonde with a high BMI - does he want a bodybuilder or a fatty?
I was assuming someone large, which is why I was so horrified he wanted to match with me, cheeky fucker. I am blonde and a little bit overweight at the moment 🤣 way to boost my confidence 🤣
 
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I was assuming someone large, which is why I was so horrified he wanted to match with me, cheeky fucker. I am blonde and a little bit overweight at the moment 🤣 way to boost my confidence 🤣
I'd quite like to date a feeder. Not forever mind, I wouldn't want to get to the size where my house would need to be demolished to get me out. Just the idea of some besotted eejit feeding me fish and chips and chocolate appeals sometimes :D :D
 
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Anyone else get the ick over the smallest things?

Been talking to a guy for a few days and he sent me the kiss face emoji 😘 and now I have the ick 😂
 
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Anyone else get the ick over the smallest things?

Been talking to a guy for a few days and he sent me the kiss face emoji 😘 and now I have the ick 😂
yep! In my younger days when i was dating i started going out with a guy i had been OBSESSED with for years and then he messaged me once calling me ‘bub’ and it was game over, gave me the utter ick 🤣🤣
 
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I once blocked someone on a dating app for opening their message with 'Ahoy' but I think that's perfectly reasonable.
 
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yep! In my younger days when i was dating i started going out with a guy i had been OBSESSED with for years and then he messaged me once calling me ‘bub’ and it was game over, gave me the utter ick 🤣🤣
I had a major crush on this guy for months, he had black curly hair and blue eyes and he looked divine. Then I went on a date with him and he called me 'cherub'. CHERUB!!! FFS.
 
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