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The hotel follows a few z listers like ferry and Dawson and at least one person I've never heard of had posted with #gifted
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She's probs pinched a load of muffins and croissants to keep her going in lean times
It is bloody strange,but we know what a crafty bleep she is,bit of money from OF,thinks to herself I will book into nice good hotel make out I’m with somebody,so I can eat two breakies cos I’m Hank marvin after me come down
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we have a lovely fab pic of her crumpet face.
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Don’t you mean crumpets.
we have a lovely fab pic of her crumpet face.Man where is pom when you need a crumpet polo photoshop...It is bloody strange,but we know what a crafty bleep she is,bit of money from OF,thinks to herself I will book into nice good hotel make out I’m with somebody,so I can eat two breakies cos I’m Hank marvin after me come down
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Don’t you mean crumpets.
Maybe she's registered with the council as homeless and this is her emergency accommodation
What site did you get those prices on....significantly cheaper than rates published on the hotel website. Not that I would ever stay there (unless work took me to cw) but looks like some bargain prices, might be useful for my own future holiday bookings.
You sure?
Old crumpet face must be there on a “job”……….some old man she’s fleecing
…….any hole is a goal
…….any hole is a goal
That snoz hole maybe bigger than her designer vag.
It was on Kayak but i think they're misleading just to get people on the site, just like westcrack really
Anyone for a pork pie 
Not my work sadly but a stunning representation
Not my work sadly but a stunning representation
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Oi she had to get her fruit corner out for that £80, She's booked in a nice hotel, "Trivago style" £55 cause it's 6 mile inland not where the holiday scene is, probably got a 37 quid flight from Twerky to Cyprus on Our Lady Air cause she thinks she Sam Mitchel and shes go'in tu visit our Grrrant with all the FAKE gear from the Bizzar Market she's about to start being papped in, (I kid you not) pics of her round a pool on her own in her Ed Hardy 2 piece using her 3 remaining quid for some grade C nose bagIt is bloody strange,but we know what a crafty bleep she is,bit of money from OF,thinks to herself I will book into nice good hotel make out I’m with somebody,so I can eat two breakies cos I’m Hank marvin after me come down
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Don’t you mean crumpets.
I could be wrong....
I stayed at the riverside plaza in Westminster ( good enough for scheringzer good enough for me). Got a free upgrade to a suite. Restaurant was amazingThe hotel has some fairly expensive rooms polo is in the cheap one, the queen standard.
Having looked at the IG reel about 10 times now I'm thinking I can only see one cup of coffee, so perhaps she is there alone and she's just got a healthy appetite and she is able to polish off a full English followed by a plate of pancakes....
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And as for the nasal fetishism *shudders* I would have thought a nice nose would be more attractive?? Although, as I type I realise perhaps a nose with just one big nostril would be more "accomodating"
OMG I feel dirty now even having these thoughts I wish I didn't have an imagination
Looool here they are
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Also a new one for tonight...Polo cracking the mirror in her hotel room after she looks in it
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Good god! That last photo is horrendous!Wonder what the new ` millionaire ` boyfriendthinks of her black rotting festering ` Nostril ` ..... must be soo delightful waking up to her in the morning ... smelling all fragrant
Gurning, whistling ... snot dripping like a leaky tap
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Morning,any very late whistling ramblings at all?
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