Daniella Westbrook #7 Liar, liar, snouts' on fire.

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Pixie7

Pixie7

It'll be another crock of tit for the papers to pick up on and publish. Got to keep the money coming in somehow. She'll fly back to England where she feels safe even though the stalker is in England. She'll need to be surrounded by people to feel safe plus they have sofas to sleep on. It'll be the stalkers fault why her face is a mess.
 
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Jessica_Rabbit

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TerrifiedofKittens said:
It is an Artificial Intelligence interactive ap - I asked it to write a poem about Prisoner David Kelly and his Lynx Shower Gel collection and this is what I got:-


In a cell, where darkness dwells, Lives a man, they call him Kelly. But his story, oh, it compels, For his collection, oh, so smelly.

Prisoner David Kelly, they say, Holds the world's largest cache, Not diamonds or gold on display, But bottles of Lynx, row upon row, a brash.

Each scent a memory, a fleeting escape, From the confines of his narrow walls, A whiff of freedom, a shower's landscape, In those tiny bottles, his spirit sprawls.

The fragrances dance in the prison air, A symphony of musk, mint, and spice, His olfactory sanctuary, beyond compare, A testament to his secret paradise.

With each lather, he dreams anew, Of open skies and windswept plains, Where freedom reigns, a vibrant hue, And the scent of adventure never wanes.

But chains may bind his weary frame, His spirit, undeterred, soars high, Through Lynx Shower Gels, a subtle claim, That even in darkness, dreams can't die.

So let us ponder the captive's plight, And the power of a simple scent, For in the world's largest Lynx trove, we might, Find a reminder that hope is heaven-sent.
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I also asked it to write a poem about Danniella Westbrook and Cocaine - this is what I got!


In the realm of tragedy, a tale unfolds, Of a woman named Danniella Westbrook, we're told. A spiral into darkness, a path paved with pain, As drugs and cocaine took hold, driving her insane.

Once a star shining bright in the glimmering sky, Her talent and beauty caught every eye. But behind the facade, a battle raged deep, A struggle with demons that refused to sleep.

Like a siren's call, cocaine beckoned her near, Its grip tightening, fueling her fear. She danced with the devil, oh, what a cost, Her dreams and ambitions forever lost.

Through the haze of addiction, she stumbled and fell, Leaving a trail of brokenness, a story to tell. The fame turned to ashes, her world torn apart, As the grip of cocaine tightened its hold on her heart.

The media's gaze turned harsh and unkind, As she became a cautionary tale, left behind. But amidst the wreckage, a flicker of light, A glimmer of hope, a chance to ignite.

For within the depths of despair's cruel reign, A spirit persisted, fighting the pain. Seeking redemption, she took a stand, To reclaim her life, to heal and expand.

Oh, tragic tale of Danniella's descent, A reminder of the demons we may resent. Let us learn from her journey, extend a hand, For in compassion and understanding, we can withstand.

May she find solace in the embrace of grace, Rebuilding her life, finding a new place. And may her story serve as a warning and plea, To steer clear of the path that leads to agony.

Let us remember her as more than the fall, A symbol of strength, rising above it all. For in the darkest of nights, hope can be found, And through love and support, healing knows no bounds.
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Oh im so sorry … I never heard of this poem generator?? And the name Chadgt threw me thinking it was Chad 😂 I didn’t know what it was 😂 very good though brilliant 👏
 
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CrazyBaldhead

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Now she's thinking of having her hair done. What about the hole in her head?


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HollyGolightly

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One of Big Chaddy's clients Kelly Rian has been cast as Cinderella in a new horror film called Cinderella's Curse... maybe Chad can make it up to DW by getting her a part as Fairy Godmother :love:

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TerrifiedofKittens

TerrifiedofKittens

CrazyBaldhead said:
Now she's thinking of having her hair done. What about the hole in her head?

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She's prancing around in the sea with a gaping wound on the side of her head after her major surgery that still hasn't healed a month after surgery - if we are to believe the tabloids...

...doesn't matter what colour her hair is she has sex doll lips, hamster cheeks, a brand new gash to stick her finger in and her face is subsiding into a hole and she is still the drug ravaged Polo we know - she will issue the normal filtered photos we expect of Polo.
 
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TerrifiedofKittens

TerrifiedofKittens

HollyGolightly said:
One of Big Chaddy's clients Kelly Rian has been cast as Cinderella in a new horror film called Cinderella's Curse... maybe Chad can make it up to DW by getting her a part as Fairy Godmother :love:

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The drag Queens looked more feminine and sexually appealing compared to Polo.

Polo appearing for a single evening, learning her lines that day, in the backroom of a pub - her only paid work in 7 years. She was so good they didn't ask her back!
 
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TerrifiedofKittens

TerrifiedofKittens

HollyGolightly said:
She's coming home, flight is booked 🤭

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She must have worn out her knees giving poor pensioners gum jobs for 5 euros to raise the money to fly home!

Would they allow her on board with a gaping wound on the side of her head!

Tourists in Portugal can breathe a sigh of relief that their holidays will no longer be gatecrashed by Polo.
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Dollylovesshoes said:
So I wonder where she will sofa search,Liverpool?
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Or her Dad's pretending to be caring for him. Strange she never stays over at her Mothers of her siblings. remember she has a Bully X puppy to collect - who is she going to foist this poor dog onto.
 
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Dollylovesshoes

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TerrifiedofKittens

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Environmentalist kept trying to drag the mysterious three nostrilled sea creature off the beach and back into its ocean home.
 
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HollyGolightly

HollyGolightly

She's posted this 'Wimbledon' photo again... she's done loads of posts for Jodie recently (but some got deleted) Looks like she's trying to butter her up so she has somewhere else to sofa surf.

 
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