So far this year Polo has over stimulated her fruit corner for meager, if at all any, financial reward. She has dusted off the NASA grade photographic filters and she has posted the usual mix of lovebombing, cry bully, throwback and cryptic social media posts and the new flat or apartment or house she first mentioned in November she still hasn't moved into. Still no trip to Portugal to stay at nice but dim Rosie's. Apparently there is an International Arrest 'Warranty' issued by HMRC and Interpol out for Chad the Daddy who has a nice new Bentley that Polo has paid for with her missing £70k earnings! Apparently Polo is writing a blockbuster about Chad the Daddy that will appear on Netflix - although like the increasing number of movies, TV programmes and Netflix series she was supposed to appear in - it will never happen. She lunched alone in a pub on the edge of Brentwood and stated following a funeral home! Still no sign of David Kelly convicted drug dealer who Polo is awaiting to be released while she is on Tinder matching with youngsters! Media continue to completely ignore our beloved Polo.
A week in the life of an increasingly irrelevant former actress.