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itsme!1983

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What a comedy sketch these two plum puddings are. I actually entertained their latest video, which was a review on a takeaway chippy.

Kaz, being the intellectual spark she is, rated the chips 6/10 and fish 8/10 (that fresh it didn't taste of fish). So despite the "McCain chips" only being a 6, she managed to rate the overall meal as a very solid 8.5 out of 10! Please, make it make sense 😂

Tubbsy on the other hand.... Chips 9/10, gherkin 10/10, fish 9/10, mushy peas 10/10.... Very solid set of scores, much higher than Kaz. So Dan's overall rating... 8.5 out of 10 as well! Not sure what caused his overall to dip, but hey ho, there's no logic to the rambling of these two imbeciles is there 😂😂
Plus you’d think the professional food reviewers would have had one of their many team members to actually reserve a table for their review instead of announcing it was too busy when they got there 😂 who wants a review on fish and chips ate outside on a park bench?! Next review…water drank from the tap. 🙈
 
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IfTheCapFits

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So, that looks pretty conclusive to me, even by private prescription, his medical records wouldn't back up a need for it?

Has he actually said he's smoking it? Or vaping? He'd probably confuse the two anyway...🤦‍♀️
 
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DansBarmyArmy

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Firstly Dave mate that means you've got to get off your lardy arse and convert it which ain't gonna happen, secondly you only travel 5 minutes max from your girlfriends house unless you're just going to park up down the road and "broadcast" and thirdly IF you plan on travelling in it its no wonder your girlfriend has loved your post!!
Oh I can just imagine them travelling up and down the country in it and making a documentary every step of the way.

Except hes too lazy. Converting a bus is no easy task and well, we all remember how much of a good job he made of the soundproofing in Sams garage don't we?

Utterly. Fucking. Delusional.
 
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Cos it's that simple 🙄
Everyone is , aren’t they? A £1200 phone is £30-£40 per month. WiFi, same again. People are complaining that their electric has doubled, their gas has gone up (mine personally has gone up £70 a month each) and the forecast for October and into next year is saying rises by another 70%. He has no responsibilities, relies on the help of the government (that’s no negative btw, I think people should have tax credits or support as a single parent trying to work. Or support if you are trying to Increase trade; or someone off sick who need support) . But assuming you have a talent, and trying to make it , isn’t what the support is for! If I had an awful singing voice, should I spend my entire life on benefits , because I want to be a famous singer?
I’m assuming here he has no investment because it’s utter bullshit. He doesn’t have to provide for teens that aren’t his . What does he actually know? So when he went bankrupt (but didnt), why didn’t you just get a job and pay your rent?

people are up in arms over theenergybills,people will be in the streets I think come winter! Everything going up in addition to this. It’s so easy to stay stop complaining.

I think the pubs he goes to,may give him the food. Inreturn for a review. No one chooses bread for a starter if they are reviewing the food? Most food critics have 3 courses for goodness sakes and won’t have free food as it’s an unbiased review.She was making the same enjoyable noises over the shit O.A.P panini at the lake ffs .
Views are shite unless he buys them. We know it, he knows it. I’m on bed rest at the moment , so I have nothing better to do than look at his shitty attempts to feel worthwhile.

I was also recently in a&e where it’s full of whimps like him with moany pains (I believe if you can sit in a&e, you don’t need to be there - it’s not urgent). The staff were ridiculously over worked , not many doctors. My family were nurses and the nhs has to survivor employing agency staff- costing more- because they can’t recruit enough people into these crap conditions. Agency staff more unfamiliar eith set up, when I was in, it was completely chaotic. These people should be invested in, not you. Yes they are incredible.
Yes people will be reassessing their memberships to bullshit like him!
People who rely on benefits, nothing has gone up for them, the local housing allowance assumes you can rent a 4 house for under £800 a month. Nothing is reflecting the effect of post covid (like people moving from London, reducing properties for rent etc etc) . These people spend a lot of money on small local shops. It was announced that shoppers were spending on average £30-£50 less on their shops (that includes higher earners ) now it’s easy to assume a benefit claimant is someone who doesn’t do fuck all , but many people on work rely on help when they have a family, don’t own a home or are single parents.
He’s ok since he lost it all, he stayed with parents. He hooked up with someone immediately living with them not needing to find money for a deposit or rent. I remember thinking him being shocked about a comment from someone saying what they survive on for food, because he buys shit from the shop, endless energy drinks, eats 4000 cals. It’s like watching a teenager complain to mummy she’s not doing enough, he’s so far from the real world. His core personal plans remaining on 80/20 are paying for his weed to treat his undiagnosed adhd. I read recently a replicated peer reviewed study showed that when you remove artificial stimulants, sugar and additives to an adhd child, after 3 months 70% of them no longer had adhd . It’s not saying these are the cause but highly likely artificial ingredients, E numbers, excess sugar , can increase adhd symptoms. So no, you don’t need a weed subscription!!

on another note I did order the pre order book from Amazon- so does anyone know what amazons policy si for getting this money back?
 
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janedoe754

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It's been a while but here's a new review...
Sorry ......... she gave 80/20 2 stars ??

Did she come straight from the stupid factory and onto the plan?
- She was on a 16 week plan for 1 YEAR, and gained 1.5 stone???

Isn't minus 5 stars more appropriate ??

:ROFLMAO:
 
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DansBarmyArmy

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Thats a bit pot kettle black isnt it Wheeler?

Are we talking about that same shitty Government that funded your furlough and gave you COVID loans?

Or the same shitty Government that gave you handouts via DWP? The same shitty Government that you owe cash to?

Just checking cos it seems your double standards have come into play here somewhere Dude.
 

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Imnotsureyouknow

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He’s making less videos now that he is a ‘full time content creator’, how does that work 🤔

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Just noticed he’s ‘premiering’ his food review now, him nessa and Sam all talking to themselves 🤣

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Not sure why she’s done the whole review with her baps hanging out!

For anyone wondering how the experts are doing, the cod ‘smells like good cod’ and the chips are beautiful ‘like mcains’. You couldn’t write it 🤣🤣🤣
Fishy fish and chippy chips



Omg hes so lush
 
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Emj7969

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And Patreon is back down to 19% despite a free trial 😂😂😂😂😂

I can get Netflix, Disney and Paramount for cost of his top tier. His bottom tier is half the coat of paramount - with all its shows …… why would you choose to pay £3 for unfunny glorification of drug use ……. And constant reference to sexual.

Academy on 113
 

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Just watched his review. Why do they both do the same thing? The comment about the McCain’s… lol they are again just bought in and fried you bloody moron!!!! Why don’t they try someone from the specials , something homemade for goodness sakes?! It was soooooo boring . And 8 takes just felt like they hadn’t edited it , total crap. I think we should make YouTube review vids of his reviews! Ha
 
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What a comedy sketch these two plum puddings are. I actually entertained their latest video, which was a review on a takeaway chippy.

Kaz, being the intellectual spark she is, rated the chips 6/10 and fish 8/10 (that fresh it didn't taste of fish). So despite the "McCain chips" only being a 6, she managed to rate the overall meal as a very solid 8.5 out of 10! Please, make it make sense 😂

Tubbsy on the other hand.... Chips 9/10, gherkin 10/10, fish 9/10, mushy peas 10/10.... Very solid set of scores, much higher than Kaz. So Dan's overall rating... 8.5 out of 10 as well! Not sure what caused his overall to dip, but hey ho, there's no logic to the rambling of these two imbeciles is there 😂😂
 
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DansBarmyArmy

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I wonder what happened to his amazing 7 day “fast” he would have finished days ago and was going to tell us all about?!
I wonder how the boxing is going that he was going to document only a few weeks ago?! I wonder what happened to the walking in a circle training he was going to document daily only a few days ago?!
I wonder what happened to his bus he was buying and converting this month? I wonder what happened to Peru that is meant to be occurring in only a mere few weeks?!
But most of all I wonder what will happen to him when HMRC come knocking. Was chatting to a HMRC compliance inspector today who said they have recently commenced a review of all the business covid grants..matching them to the expected employee costs etc..if they don’t match there are huge penalties afoot. Karma Dave…it’s coming. 😂
Yep, that along with automatically investigating any business that was shut after receiving such grants.

He thought that by closing DW Ltd that it would all disappear but thanks to the stellar efforts of a few of our own very knowledgeable people we stopped him in his tracks and prevented it from happening.

He's known to HMRC and DWP that's all I am saying. They drag their heels a bit but when they finally catch up with him no amount of tears, tantrums, lies or blaming those "cunts over on Tattle" will wash.

I'm here for it.
 
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JCMSadie

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Every time you all say content creator I think of only fans - that is not the content we need from Dan 🤢
It was when he said "full nudity" 🤮

No fear though - he wouldn't even get his top off for Loose Women when he actually was fit (ie photoshopped to fuck). He's way too fat now to do porno.
 
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