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Coconutclub
Chatty Member
How funny- he looks like a kid with a swimming certificate, this man is always so impressed with himself
However, that photo will be great for anyone good at photoshop- isn’t that a golden rule of the internet? - never post a photo of yourself holding a sign!!
DansBarmyArmy
VIP Member
Yeah, but what about the comic for kids in which he was gonna play the hero though?Wasn’t he gonna have cameras following him round all the time too? Capturing his every word (24 hours a day) ……..
And the sitcom
Or how about the time he promised everyone shares of the business?
Utterly delusional.
itsme!1983
Well-known member
So I’ve carried out a little research into this clinic who are prescribing David.
You utter Plank.
So I’ve had a reply from his clinic Usual usual standard how they can’t discuss individuals or cases but they abide by all UK guidelines on such prescriptions; they take patient safety and well-being very importantly you know and have a strict code of conduct. They will look into my concerns and thank me for bringing the matter to their attention.(my civic duty obviously) Dave hope you haven’t lost the phone number to your Peugeot 205 dealer ..you might need it soonThank you
In that case, he's not been stupid enough to actually name drop a real clinic where he's supposedly getting a prescription?? Instead of Mr Blue in a fluorescent tracksuit who makes regular deliveries in his battered Peugeot 205 (with a thumping boombox) at a bargain price?!
You utter Plank.
Alfie1234
VIP Member
Victory! For me it’s the fact that no one is signing up and giving him money to be hurt and given false information. The YouTube shit is just entertainment at this point because it harms no one.
DansBarmyArmy
VIP Member
No doubt it will be the Trolly Cunts fault as per usual.
Defo not getting paid now are you babes? Best dust off the old Karcher and get some drives cleaned methinks!
Emj7969
Chatty Member
But …….
But ……..
But ……….
Didn’t he say trauma causes inflammation and inflammation is the number 1 killer ……..
the second hand embarrassment is strong
Imnotsureyouknow
VIP Member
Imnotsureyouknow
VIP Member
When he said;
Osteoporosis is the biggest killer of women. FACT.
Sunflower oil is a transfat.
Carbs increase serotonin.
When he quoted homework.
When he misquoted a graph he offered.
When he quoted 1959 research the author debunked.
Osteoporosis is the biggest killer of women. FACT.
Sunflower oil is a transfat.
Carbs increase serotonin.
When he quoted homework.
When he misquoted a graph he offered.
When he quoted 1959 research the author debunked.
DansBarmyArmy
VIP Member
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I'll tell you what's worse...
Living with a bloke that thinks he's the cool step-dad but is infact an utter cunt.
I'll tell you what's worse...
Living with a bloke that thinks he's the cool step-dad but is infact an utter cunt.
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DansBarmyArmy
VIP Member
Attempting to educate people on how to make money on YT, all whilst having no pot to piss in - is he for real?
I thought money wasn't important? I thought his "investment" meant he could do what he wanted without restrictions? By his own admission, he is gonna make fuck all from YT cos you can guarantee he will break every one of their rules
And yet here he is, still pretending he knows what he is talking about, still pretending he's got his shit together.
He said making content was "his calling". The only call he's made is to DWP for more handouts.
I thought money wasn't important? I thought his "investment" meant he could do what he wanted without restrictions? By his own admission, he is gonna make fuck all from YT cos you can guarantee he will break every one of their rules
And yet here he is, still pretending he knows what he is talking about, still pretending he's got his shit together.
He said making content was "his calling". The only call he's made is to DWP for more handouts.
houseofhoop
VIP Member
Fucking mansplaining… bless! The irony of what he has just said is totally lost on him. He’s forgotten to take off the money for all his ‘disallowed’ content. The swearing, hate speech etc…
PS Dan, in the U.K. (which is where you are right now… I need to explain this as you are a bit dim) it’s Maths not Math.
PS Dan, in the U.K. (which is where you are right now… I need to explain this as you are a bit dim) it’s Maths not Math.
itsme!1983
Well-known member
-Despite being the best in the world he decided he wasn’t really feeling 80/20 anymore.Haven’t been here for a long while, not up to date with anything, what have I missed? Does 8020 no longer exist? I just checkedand he’s no longer called 8020 and is now the DW Show?! Did it fold?
-A secret person gave him 100k for his “show” allegedly (definitely not a Kaz bank loan). Current trajectory is it will take 141.5 years to repay this. It’s an excellent investment.
-He is now a ‘full time’ content creator specialising in reviewing pubs with Kaz that are within 2.5 miles of his front door. He especially likes to choose unusual offerings such as fried egg on toast.
-These reviews are so good thousands of random people from Singapore say they will now visit to see this garden centre fish and chips. (No views being brought on YT how very dare you)
- he tried to move all his 80/20 members to patroen where they continue to pay £25 a month to see these videos before YouTube does. Surprisingly this hasn’t been very popular but Dave is now making each member a friendship bracelet so I’m sure numbers will soar.
-he is planning a walk across the country by currently walking in a circle around his house. We have also been told he is..buying a bus…converting it…travelling the world…flying going to Peru. However I’m not sure he has yet realised all of these places are more than 2.5 miles from Burwash.
IfTheCapFits
VIP Member
Nobody replies to his inane ramblings on DWTV, so he reposts & blames the algorithm, obviously 
, again!
Even his echo chamber ignores him now
he's a deluded imbecile 
, again! Even his echo chamber ignores him now
he's a deluded imbecile 