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Dan Wheeler #19 8020 tanks, wheeler's off for a w*nk
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I cannot waitThe podcast : I found out the neighbours on purpose started lawn mowers and let out the dogs to bark
What are you waiting for? BOSH!
Thanks very much for taking the time to say what happened. I wasn’t around when it all kicked off so wasn’t sure what went on, but I was still sure it would be because Dan would have flipped on someone- but that’s obviously his bipolar (
) not just because he’s a dick. Honest. In a way although I’d love for Dan to take a long break from everything and sort himself out, I don’t mind if he wants to endlessly make crap content and have drug induced crazy ideas, as long as he doesn’t keep taking peoples well earned money and giving very little in return
PS were you around when he made his infamous £500k? At any time did he mention saving some for the tax man?
Honestly, I really felt for you when he started saying that you weren’t putting the effort in because, regardless of what the general feeling was here at that time, I think it was very clear to everyone you were working so bloody hard. I had no idea about the death threats, I’m so sorry you and your family had to go through this, whoever the culprit is should be ashamed. All I’ll say is, I grew up with a man just like Dan Wheeler and they are incredibly disturbed individuals. He is the true definition of a narcissist, I know this phrase gets banded about but he fits every single trait. This whole making fake troll accounts is BS anyway- they’re not fake, they’re anonymous. His name isn’t Tindersaurus is it? But, it’s a real account unfortunately
. I know you’re going to achieve all your goals Dan, despite the setback of working with the charlatan conman Dan Wheeler, and I will be cheering you on. You got this! 
Thanks for taking the time to post that DJ, very sorry to hear your family were affected, that should never happen. You're free of him now & making so much progress, showing 100% more effort & consistency than he'll ever put into anything, ever!
Much love to you & your family
xx
Much love to you & your family
xx
Oh this is good!
He misses the glaringly obvious point that lecturers, tutors, driving instructors etc are QUALIFIED - both in their field and in how to teach. He is neither.
So it’s 24.6 stone now? I thought it was 22.6 but might be wrong… whatever it is, I would say there’s no chance Dan has kept it off. If he can get on a set of scales on a live today and show me he’s 16.6 stone or less then I will rejoin 8020. That’s how confident I am
Dear Dan
I know you are reading, as you did try to modify your behaviour by not trying to headbutt the camera whilst saying your catchphrase, after a comment this week on TT. You see you can push that rage and fear downward so it doesn't make you look like a badly operated animatronic.
With that in mind, let's look at your attempts to recruit a psychologist and how this might go.
You might be aware of this and just in denial, but your company brand and personal brand is tarnished at best and toxic to the majority. No organisation has spewed forth that much nonsense, paid so few taxes, flip-flopped direction so much and survived. Your brand is now as fresh and appealing as a warm can of condensed milk left open in the midday sun.
It is not coming back, both your brand and the company closely match the " decline" phase seen in many products and services. You are now like a VHS video recorder, Sinclair C5, or fidget spinner. You know the score, the marketing basics " growth, maturity and then decline", except I would have to challenge your maturity stage in terms of product, service and your own cognitive ability which is more " Beavis and Butt Head" than a rising entrepreneur.
You are no longer able to recruit the best, as the best will read this and many other posts, before running for the hills!
If anyone was really good as a psychologist it will be a problem for you. You know that problem you have when people know more than you and the Dunning Kruger inside you feels like you are a little boy back at school being lectured by a nasty teacher. You struggle with others unless you are the font of all knowledge in the room. That struggle will manifest itself in undermining behaviour, vulgar adolescent jokes ( which you pass off as being direct) and suppressed rage. You will argue with them, blame them, they will leave and you will make a " poor me" video about it.
This is the David Van Day time of your career. Not appearing on Top of the Pops all cheekbones and nice hair, but the bit where you push a burger trolley around Brighton searching for a few quid, whilst stealing songs from Buck Fizz! Apologies to burger sellers everywhere!
Back to the psychology recruit. A " psychologist" is not a protected title, unlike "clinical psychologist" or " occupational psychologist", so you can find anyone with a two-hour course in Crystal Healing, Google Searching, NLP, water divining, tarot card reading, and pass them off as a psychologist. I am not knocking crystal healing, but it will not fit into the " 10 years of nutritional science" culture that you push with your googling skills and pseudoscience sound bites. Or maybe it will?
You should be looking for a BPS or APA member as a minimum but again, they are going to do their own research and probably run away when they find out what they are getting into.
Finally, I can't help myself, you mentioned on a TT that fad diets damaged your ability to produce testosterone.
Happy to be corrected but I thought treating yourself like a pin cushion for every variation of steroid available to create a fake/unsustainable body image caused you the problem. I could not find " steroid abuse" listed under " fad diet" anywhere in my extensive nutritional science research, you may know more than me as you have been googling for 10 years and I have only googled for 10 minutes.
A fad diet or eating plan is claimed to be one without "robust scientific evidence to support any claims", so can you remind us all which university or scientific body did you submit your leading-edge system/plan to? Is your plan evidence-based and peer-reviewed or cooked up in a backroom or motorhome like a Walter White crystal meth lab?
If you are the new psychologist in a few weeks time idly going through tattle messages, please read the following, no one will notice as Dan is probably talking about himself or sex or both.
Are you finding yourself sitting in a garage or living room with three others that possess the intellect, wit, and ability of three turnips in a field?
I can only suggest you mention you have left your laptop charger in the car, get yourself outside, hit the gas and get away as quickly as you can. HMRC, Action Fraud, the ASA and more are coming over the hill, and its best to leave the turnips to their last stand before a metaphorical cover is placed over the turnips and their webcams, just like you would place one over the cage of a noisy irritating budgie.
Thanks, Dan, now I know what the Urban Dictionary from 2013 says about " wheeler", " wheelered" I see has been added for 2021, second definition down.
www.urbandictionary.com
"The dawning realization that you have been in the presence of a " wheeler", similar to "wheeler dealered" or "wheelering". Wheelered is the lasting feeling of being conned by a fake who has the audacity and stupidity to tell you that it has happened.
Zak: What is wrong with you ?
Alex: I have been wheelered, he has changed my life
Zak: For the better, in a good way?
Alex: No, not in a good way. I was promised so much and go so little, I truly feel wheelered., but that wheeler will not do it again."
Dan your catchphrase simply says to most of us terrible, tarnished and tired. Get some help, stop the madness as it damages others.
I know you are reading, as you did try to modify your behaviour by not trying to headbutt the camera whilst saying your catchphrase, after a comment this week on TT. You see you can push that rage and fear downward so it doesn't make you look like a badly operated animatronic.
With that in mind, let's look at your attempts to recruit a psychologist and how this might go.
You might be aware of this and just in denial, but your company brand and personal brand is tarnished at best and toxic to the majority. No organisation has spewed forth that much nonsense, paid so few taxes, flip-flopped direction so much and survived. Your brand is now as fresh and appealing as a warm can of condensed milk left open in the midday sun.
It is not coming back, both your brand and the company closely match the " decline" phase seen in many products and services. You are now like a VHS video recorder, Sinclair C5, or fidget spinner. You know the score, the marketing basics " growth, maturity and then decline", except I would have to challenge your maturity stage in terms of product, service and your own cognitive ability which is more " Beavis and Butt Head" than a rising entrepreneur.
You are no longer able to recruit the best, as the best will read this and many other posts, before running for the hills!
If anyone was really good as a psychologist it will be a problem for you. You know that problem you have when people know more than you and the Dunning Kruger inside you feels like you are a little boy back at school being lectured by a nasty teacher. You struggle with others unless you are the font of all knowledge in the room. That struggle will manifest itself in undermining behaviour, vulgar adolescent jokes ( which you pass off as being direct) and suppressed rage. You will argue with them, blame them, they will leave and you will make a " poor me" video about it.
This is the David Van Day time of your career. Not appearing on Top of the Pops all cheekbones and nice hair, but the bit where you push a burger trolley around Brighton searching for a few quid, whilst stealing songs from Buck Fizz! Apologies to burger sellers everywhere!
Back to the psychology recruit. A " psychologist" is not a protected title, unlike "clinical psychologist" or " occupational psychologist", so you can find anyone with a two-hour course in Crystal Healing, Google Searching, NLP, water divining, tarot card reading, and pass them off as a psychologist. I am not knocking crystal healing, but it will not fit into the " 10 years of nutritional science" culture that you push with your googling skills and pseudoscience sound bites. Or maybe it will?
You should be looking for a BPS or APA member as a minimum but again, they are going to do their own research and probably run away when they find out what they are getting into.
Finally, I can't help myself, you mentioned on a TT that fad diets damaged your ability to produce testosterone.
Happy to be corrected but I thought treating yourself like a pin cushion for every variation of steroid available to create a fake/unsustainable body image caused you the problem. I could not find " steroid abuse" listed under " fad diet" anywhere in my extensive nutritional science research, you may know more than me as you have been googling for 10 years and I have only googled for 10 minutes.
A fad diet or eating plan is claimed to be one without "robust scientific evidence to support any claims", so can you remind us all which university or scientific body did you submit your leading-edge system/plan to? Is your plan evidence-based and peer-reviewed or cooked up in a backroom or motorhome like a Walter White crystal meth lab?
If you are the new psychologist in a few weeks time idly going through tattle messages, please read the following, no one will notice as Dan is probably talking about himself or sex or both.
Are you finding yourself sitting in a garage or living room with three others that possess the intellect, wit, and ability of three turnips in a field?
I can only suggest you mention you have left your laptop charger in the car, get yourself outside, hit the gas and get away as quickly as you can. HMRC, Action Fraud, the ASA and more are coming over the hill, and its best to leave the turnips to their last stand before a metaphorical cover is placed over the turnips and their webcams, just like you would place one over the cage of a noisy irritating budgie.
Thanks, Dan, now I know what the Urban Dictionary from 2013 says about " wheeler", " wheelered" I see has been added for 2021, second definition down.
Urban Dictionary: Wheelered
A further colloquial rhyming extraction from the word "sheila" which means girl or woman.
www.urbandictionary.com
Zak: What is wrong with you ?
Alex: I have been wheelered, he has changed my life
Zak: For the better, in a good way?
Alex: No, not in a good way. I was promised so much and go so little, I truly feel wheelered., but that wheeler will not do it again."
Dan your catchphrase simply says to most of us terrible, tarnished and tired. Get some help, stop the madness as it damages others.
People don't buy diet plans etc in January according to his live remember?
Sorry Spongranch, I think you just dropped your mic as you exited the room....Dear Dan
I know you are reading, as you did try to modify your behaviour by not trying to headbutt the camera whilst saying your catchphrase, after a comment this week on TT. You see you can push that rage and fear downward so it doesn't make you look like a badly operated animatronic.
With that in mind, let's look at your attempts to recruit a psychologist and how this might go.
You might be aware of this and just in denial, but your company brand and personal brand is tarnished at best and toxic to the majority. No organisation has spewed forth that much nonsense, paid so few taxes, flip-flopped direction so much and survived. Your brand is now as fresh and appealing as a warm can of condensed milk left open in the midday sun.
It is not coming back, both your brand and the company closely match the " decline" phase seen in many products and services. You are now like a VHS video recorder, Sinclair C5, or fidget spinner. You know the score, the marketing basics " growth, maturity and then decline", except I would have to challenge your maturity stage in terms of product, service and your own cognitive ability which is more " Beavis and Butt Head" than a rising entrepreneur.
You are no longer able to recruit the best, as the best will read this and many other posts, before running for the hills!
If anyone was really good as a psychologist it will be a problem for you. You know that problem you have when people know more than you and the Dunning Kruger inside you feels like you are a little boy back at school being lectured by a nasty teacher. You struggle with others unless you are the font of all knowledge in the room. That struggle will manifest itself in undermining behaviour, vulgar adolescent jokes ( which you pass off as being direct) and suppressed rage. You will argue with them, blame them, they will leave and you will make a " poor me" video about it.
This is the David Van Day time of your career. Not appearing on Top of the Pops all cheekbones and nice hair, but the bit where you push a burger trolley around Brighton searching for a few quid, whilst stealing songs from Buck Fizz! Apologies to burger sellers everywhere!
Back to the psychology recruit. A " psychologist" is not a protected title, unlike "clinical psychologist" or " occupational psychologist", so you can find anyone with a two-hour course in Crystal Healing, Google Searching, NLP, water divining, tarot card reading, and pass them off as a psychologist. I am not knocking crystal healing, but it will not fit into the " 10 years of nutritional science" culture that you push with your googling skills and pseudoscience sound bites. Or maybe it will?
You should be looking for a BPS or APA member as a minimum but again, they are going to do their own research and probably run away when they find out what they are getting into.
Finally, I can't help myself, you mentioned on a TT that fad diets damaged your ability to produce testosterone.
Happy to be corrected but I thought treating yourself like a pin cushion for every variation of steroid available to create a fake/unsustainable body image caused you the problem. I could not find " steroid abuse" listed under " fad diet" anywhere in my extensive nutritional science research, you may know more than me as you have been googling for 10 years and I have only googled for 10 minutes.
A fad diet or eating plan is claimed to be one without "robust scientific evidence to support any claims", so can you remind us all which university or scientific body did you submit your leading-edge system/plan to? Is your plan evidence-based and peer-reviewed or cooked up in a backroom or motorhome like a Walter White crystal meth lab?
If you are the new psychologist in a few weeks time idly going through tattle messages, please read the following, no one will notice as Dan is probably talking about himself or sex or both.
Are you finding yourself sitting in a garage or living room with three others that possess the intellect, wit, and ability of three turnips in a field?
I can only suggest you mention you have left your laptop charger in the car, get yourself outside, hit the gas and get away as quickly as you can. HMRC, Action Fraud, the ASA and more are coming over the hill, and its best to leave the turnips to their last stand before a metaphorical cover is placed over the turnips and their webcams, just like you would place one over the cage of a noisy irritating budgie.
Thanks, Dan, now I know what the Urban Dictionary from 2013 says about " wheeler", " wheelered" I see has been added for 2021, second definition down.
"The dawning realization that you have been in the presence of a " wheeler", similar to "wheeler dealered" or "wheelering". Wheelered is the lasting feeling of being conned by a fake who has the audacity and stupidity to tell you that it has happened.Urban Dictionary: Wheelered
A further colloquial rhyming extraction from the word "sheila" which means girl or woman.
Zak: What is wrong with you ?
Alex: I have been wheelered, he has changed my life
Zak: For the better, in a good way?
Alex: No, not in a good way. I was promised so much and go so little, I truly feel wheelered., but that wheeler will not do it again."
Dan your catchphrase simply says to most of us terrible, tarnished and tired. Get some help, stop the madness as it damages others.
That, my friend is a work of art.
I bow down to your greatness.
Although I couldn't resist a little song whilst reading...
Who's that coming over the hill, is it the Tax Man? 
Industry leading and unmatched.At least his old videos, although outdated, were in a professional setting, clearly had a set agenda, (throughly boring may I add), said the word essentially far too much but were planned and thought out. These videos he refers to making tiktok style in portrait as that’s ‘the way the world is going now’, is just going to be him in his living room, recording himself headbanging the screen
Who'd want to match a load of spurious nonsense.
Notice how he says he's "kept the obesity at bay" he is trying to play it smart. I think it was he got me who worked it out and that Dan is still in fact overweight. So my guess is, he's had a little catch up on tattle this morning 
The fastest way to learn is to pay someone educated. Like at college.
I mean I didnt actually do any learning from anyone at college, I just googled it and slammed connections together that dont exist.
Yes you can learn faster by paying me.
The mental gymnastics on that one must have registered his 10k steps in the very least.
I mean I didnt actually do any learning from anyone at college, I just googled it and slammed connections together that dont exist.
Yes you can learn faster by paying me.
The mental gymnastics on that one must have registered his 10k steps in the very least.
Need to re-work your maths unfortunately, latest Stupid Nutrition Guy post now states he was 24.6 stones before losing 8 stones & keeping it off...
His last 2 posts?! Think he's still high from last night
He means they REPOST videos of the classes that are leftThis morning the rambling continues....
And I absolutely died reading the bit in the 2nd SS
Did he ask his academy for advice on when to walk? Or is this a case of he asks and just ignores the lacknof response or brave to the negative and claims "this is what you all bleeping wanted"
Dan didn't even mention a college, he's learning from a collage, which I find impressive
Here here - took time to put all that on here Dan, hope the kids and Carla are all good, it all reads exactly what we have come to see and hear from Wheeler don’t it. Can clearly see you are amongst positive people now as DBA says - 100% he has resurrected the podcast ideas as he’s seen Dan and Richie - that’s all he wants fame and adoring fans which is never ever gonna happen simply down to who he is and not being in the least bit relatable or funny to the majority of the human race.
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