Dan Wheeler #19 8020 tanks, wheeler's off for a w*nk

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Jesus it’s paining me to watch the lives now (doing it for the greater good ie tchq ) ffs now the walks have finished as no one is walking (despite the fact academy members said they were or they actually had a job!) I’ll have to scrap my beautifully laminated pink timetable to help me keep MOTAVATED!!
 
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It makes me laugh how they’re sat there with their laptops like ‘look at us, busy busy with all our members or signing up new members!’ When in reality they’re probably just surfing the net…!
What a bunch of lazy assholes can’t even be bothered to go for a walk
I bet Sam loves having her house taken over by this shit show

 
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I really do hope for the sake of his poor neighbours that he isn't still around by the summer and ends up back in the garden again. I think many of them thought he'd have been kicked out by now.
The neighbour with the strimmer is sharpening up his tools as we speak! He's bought in an industrial leaf blower and a tree mulcher just for added noise #prayforBurwash

I'm confused does Kaz now work for him again??
 
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I notice how the table / desk is now cleared of the evidence of the drug taking.
 
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The fact he won't go for a walk unless he films himself and the academy joins in to cheer him on just shows that he doesn't care about inspiring or helping others, he's the one that needs coaching
I highly doubt he ever goes for a walk to get his 10,000 steps in (or even half that) so how the hell does he expect anyone else to?!
He should be setting the example. But we are talking about wheeler here
 
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I think somebodies poor ego was feeling a bit fragile so he had to conduct a little dick stroking exercise to make himself feel better...

Usual suspects blowing smoke up his arse but this particular comment stood out. Evening lives now, but hes clear they are a bonus addition... Loosely translated as he will turn up if and when he can be bothered.

Walk With Wheeler has now been changed to Wake up with Wheeler, numbers are dropping quicker than Our Kazzas drawers and hes still not found the mole.

Dan... You ok hun?
 

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I feel sorry for her husband and her son. I pray to God her son's mates never get a whiff of this, can you imagine if they saw his Mum acting like a desperate, hormonal lovesick teenager, he'd never live it down And does her husband and Sam have no pride, Whanker and her have no respect for their partner's, kids or partner's kids.
 
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Would you use a hairdresser with crap hair?
A cleaner with a filthy house?
So why oh why would you join up to a health and fitness plan fronted by the unhealthiest looking people. They not only look unhealthy, they don’t do any fitness either. 2 are overweight. They all look stoned. Dan himself has eyes like pissholes, bloated and blotchy skin, openly takes drugs and does no exercise. WTF is WRONG with people? Forget TP reviews, forget what we’re saying on Tattle. You literally need your eyes and ears to see how dreadfully wrong it all is
 
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I'm not gonna be watching his lives from now on cause they just anger me. I was on a live last night and it was so helpful not just 3 idiots trying to scam people out of money.

They are always talking about random stuff too, if you are trying to sell a weight loss lifestyle maybe stick to plan and not talk about space or do random quizzes on current events. That's not helping anyone.
 
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They have laptops as they can't have all the fake profiles open on phones .... do they not understand people will only get mugged off once.
He's not going anywhere he's had a taste of success and he's just going to keep on and on. Even if it ends up with just us watching
 
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They're busy reading Tattle
 
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They aren’t doing a very good job of signing up members as the head count hasn’t moved from 260 I love how someone made the very reasonable suggestion that maybe they could stay consistent delivering the content they said they would ie walks to attract new members; Dan’s reply being we are signing up loads of new members actually!
 
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I hate the narrative he couldnt cope, he could cope fine to keep marketing and vomiting in bins and attending tin pot strongman events. Lying prick. Another change to the offer, he changes it like fortnightly. Breach of service.

Hes been peddling that one for years this look familiar? Any flaws? He did call the puppet master con "Genius" after all. Its mad isnt it how he think metabolism "increases" mean its all burned off. Metabolism is energy processing. It can be stored you silly boy. Or that eating too few calories leads to weight gain, that ones particularly stupid. That eating below BMR will kill you...its almost like the body has this weapon against death in the absence of food calories (this is a time you SHOULD naval gaze Daniel Peter).

Yer mam is shagging her PT mate
 
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It's so brutal. Children on youtube have far more professional looking setups even with a simple curtain backdrop.

The neighbour with the strimmer is sharpening up his tools as we speak! He's bought in an industrial leaf blower and a tree mulcher just for added noise #prayforBurwash

I'm confused does Kaz now work for him again??
Can't wait to see/hear this!

Yes, exactly. He consistently expects his paying customers to provide him all manner of support, counselling, and other services - up to and including room and board! It's ridiculous.
 
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Dear Daniel

If you are going to talk tonight, can you please revisit the " the body is just like a car " thing?

This week you started talking about putting petrol in the engine and I think you meant the fuel tank. Fuel poured into the engine would flood it, and dilute the engine oil, which may lead to it seizing up. That is before we get into a two-stroke or four-stroke , and lets not go near a rotary Wankel engine. ( It is so easy to say new stuff with google, I could be a mechanic!)

Before you rush to find a Haynes Manual, there was a chap back in 2012 who wrote a short article on " 3 Ways your Body is Just Like a Car"

This might be useful to quote for accuracy, inspiration or plain old plagiarism, whatever you prefer.

I know it is easy to get mixed up and say one thing whilst thinking or meaning another, here are my top mix ups this week:

1. I mix up self-diagnosed bi-polar with drug-induced psychosis. Never pick the latter as you get more scolding than sympathy
2. I mix up " trust the plan" with the snake in Disneys " Jungle Book" and Jim Jones the failed cult leader
3. I mix up " 10 years of nutritional research" with googling stuff, rather than academic peer-reviewed research
4. I mix up " you have been Wheelered" with " I am lost, I am frightened but if I dominate you, it gives me the validation I crave"

I never mix up my tax returns.

If you can bring this all together in a " live" this evening, it would be great. The colour of cap and silly voices are optional but expected.
Please sign off by going into your classic body spasm and headbutting the camera, whilst pointing your finger and doing the catchphrase
 
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Savage- but amazing

PS don’t forget to do the throat clearing, tongue clicking whilst googling shit, burping and guffawing- we love that especially k bye
 
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I'm actually flabbergasted, I just watched a bit of the live from midday today (obviously not for any mind, food or motivational tips) and they were talking about songs and trying to guess who sang what and some woman piped up and asked Dan if she could ask a question, he said yes give me 2 secs then carried on searching for a music video on YouTube then continued to play the video while his customer or potential customer had to hang on and wait. I was shouting at my phone "answer the damn question" ffs he makes me so angry. The woman even thanked him for responding.
All he ever tells people is "oh you have stress or trauma that's why you are eating too much" blah blah fucking blah. He fills the air time with just nonsence to stretch it out because nobody is asking him anything. And kaz and Sean fake laughing loud at his every word. I can't even last 2 minutes now watching him.
 
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