twit "here Lottie lick the whisk as Tattlers know how I ignore you and don't favour you"
Lottie "no daddy I don't want to, Im learning very fast that I'm not your favorite"
twit "but you have to, I need a pic for the gram, people are talking"
Lottie "OK but don't take a photo of me, I'm fed up with the camera in my face all the time"
twit "shut the duck up Lottie, I need the photo, do as your told"
Lottie "why do you keep filming us all the time"
twit "cause I'm a lazy fucker and you girls make us money, so do as your told"
Lottie "(in a few years) duck OFF twit"
twit to mummy twit "Charlotte, where did we go wrong with these kids, why do they hate us so much? “
Mummy twit" I have no idea Alex, but your therapist called, you have an appointment Monday, think I may join you"