I work for an Airline as Cabin Crew and I’m sure people leave their brains at the Terminal door.
On a night flight once I had a lady come into the galley to ask what the awful noise was as it’s preventing her from sleeping, my colleague and I looked at eachother like ...? She then proceeded to make the noise to get us to understand, which we then told her she is in fact referring to the engines. She asked if we could get the pilots to reduce the noise as she needs to sleep as she had a day full of meetings once we landed, me and my colleague laughed and said “we’ll see what we can do” but she was deadly serious about TURNING THE ENGINES NOISE DOWN and just carried on standing there with a look on her face that just read “well I’m waiting?” So I rang the flight deck and said we’ve got a noise complaint from a lady stood here regarding the engines is there any way we can maybe turn them down to which the Captain replied “yes of course, ask the lady though what are her swimming skills like?”


trying not break out into a fit of laughter I told her he said he’d do it right away and with that she sauntered off back to her seat.
It’s also quite common in especially serious medical situations for people who can see you’re busy to still come at you with drinks orders and “are you serving food soon?”
Whilst there are so many funny stories about stupid requests, it can be very trying sometimes especially when people become verbally and physically abusive, restraints seem to becoming more and more common because people don’t know their limits with alcohol.
Similar too what has already been mentioned above when disembarking and saying my goodbyes I had a sick bag thrust in my face whilst being asked “can you get rid of this for me?” When I asked what was inside they said “my sick“ I said “No, there is a toilet there, do it yourself” I can’t believe the brass neck of some people sometimes I would never be so cheeky to ask someone else to dispose of my sick
Also I have found far too many used sanitary items on toilet floors than I would have liked to