Thanks to @EveryDaysASoulDay for this cracker of a thread title
Did she even last 48 hours ânot posting about himâ?Once again, filming him behind his back. Crystal, you're creepy as f*ck.
BRAVO!!! EXCELLENT STATEMENT! Too bad it'll just go over her dumb, lack of self awareness mind/head.She is the queen of leaving details out of her spin narrative, isnât she?
VIDEO 1:
First of all you didnât move away from Sydney because of the âfake people and fake lifeâ and you didnât move directly back to Tamworth to ground yourself in salt-of-the-earth country folk. Funny how she tried the whole âI had no homeâ bullshit again but quickly corrected herself when she realized everybody knows differently and then said âlike I had a home, I had a beautiful apartment in Sydneyâ. Yeah, ya did. Which mum & dad helped you get just a few short months after your DV arrested and you lost your business to mismanagement and liquidation.
You moved from Sydney to Bali on a self-indulgent whim (like everything in your life), not caring that you wouldnât be seeing your children for the six months you lived there. You pretended that you owned the property and were renovating it. You most likely traded rent for unpaid design services and you didnât have the whole house, you had one bedroom in it. We know this because you were advertising to rent a room out and mentioned in the ad that you already had a housemate.
You moved back to Tamworth from there when the pandemic hit because you had no where else to go but your parentâs house and you needed to freeload off of them. You had a bedroom to stay in but chose to spend what limited money you had on pitching a bell tent in the backyard for content. Or maybe -probably- you borrowed that money from mum & dad too? And you âsacrificed everything for two yearsâ - LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE ON EARTH DID - because it was a bleeping pandemic! Not because you were going through some sort of strategic, self-imposed restrictions to get back on your feet.
You werenât spirit-led, head. You were led by your shocking immaturity, your narcissistic need to constantly indulge yourself and your complete lack of critical thinking. Any good mum would have taken the money you had to borrow (we know this prob happened because you admitted that your mum and dad had to buy you your car at the time) to build out a bleeping studio you couldnât even open and make income from and put it towards securing a home for themselves and their kids.
You are an indulgent, self-absorbed twit and anything good that happens to you as a result of your unhinged, manic behavior is pure dumb luck. God has zero to do with it. And no matter how it might appear to pay off for you in the short-term, the cost of you always thinking about only yourself because you know someone else will catch your fall will have done immeasurable and lifelong damage to your children.
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Thanks! I like to throw my hat in the ring when nobody has submitted title suggestions, it ups my chances for success And thanks for making the new thread!Thanks to @EveryDaysASoulDay for this cracker of a thread title
It comes from here âŚWhatâs the Vienna sausage reference?
I love that his platform sneakers made it into the title
I just think the dating pool is small on GC and Byron not Byron, you gotta take what you can get and hope to God they wear white shirts to fit the aesthetic.Thanks! I like to throw my hat in the ring when nobody has submitted title suggestions, it ups my chances for success And thanks for making the new thread!
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Oh FFS, are you kidding? She was stupid enough to copy a room from a nationally aired design show??? (Iâm not in AU).Oh Crystal, honey.
At least rip off an account that wasnât on The Block.
But guys she did the ripping off in her swimmers hunched over a bar stool! You too can be like her!
Rolling!So weâre not naming Lorna Jane any more? What happened here Crystal?
This is crazy! Sheâs basically a VM for a homeware storeâŚ.So weâre not naming Lorna Jane any more? What happened here Crystal?
Iâm pretty sure this room is in Kyla and Karaâs own house.Oh FFS, are you kidding? She was stupid enough to copy a room from a nationally aired design show??? (Iâm not in AU).
Somebody send the paramedics, I am wheezing!
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Rolling!
Exactly.I just went to her website and there are two things that stood out:
1) Sheâs selling a service offering on a website built for e-commerce products. Like, wouldnât you redesign the website to showcase your projects in place of the store???
2) Not a single testimonial. Not one. No whisper of anything on the interwebs from clients who engaged her paid or unpaid services. That is SO ODD.
I would NEVER engage someone who did have case studies or testimonials to guide my decision making - especially someone who has been in that line of work for a decade.