Connie Simmonds #5 mid size lies, monetising Macie and period blaming when content dies

[Noseyoldcow]

WHAT are those glasses ??!!!

 

[Pilatesgirl]

She also mentions and tags an online coach and PT….but isn’t that what her brother does, you know the company you work for. Not exactly a glowing advert. Do you think he’s refused after the previous shit shows

He certainly wouldn't use her before and after shots as marketing material, he is far too image conscious for that. He only shows fit people who become ripped using GetItDone!!

 

[Whatever123]

That bloody hashtag….you’d think that she’d have checked it wasn't used for something else….it is. The campaign to stop ear cropping on dogs…I know which one I’m supporting and it’s not bloody short jumpers. Give it up Connie

This is absolutely hilarious

 

[feeling supersonic]

I think even private school’s are back this week though?

 

[Pilatesgirl]

She got herself an agency again then…..

Let's see how long this one lasts

 

[Whatever123]

Utterly bizarre post about her tuna sandwich I’m sorry but she didn’t get as big as she is by eating tuna sarnies everyday. In fact, she’d probably lose weight if she had a tuna sandwich everyday.

Side note - connnie has a bacon sandwich ‘recipe’ in her cookbook 🫣

 

[belle0610]

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Wow. "I'm helping someone by paying them to help me" sorry Saint Connie. It really did come across as a brag when she then went and spent the day at what is probably an expensive spa

She’s so rude! And the next story “don’t kill my vibe”

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

So about 5 minutes then

 

[belle0610]

Connie coming in hard with the excuses…consistency sacrificed again, when has she ever been consistent

Poor Connie sounds like her free childcare ie her MIL / Mum is no more

 

[DameKitty]

She probably begged for it - genuinely surprised people gift her things with her 1.26% engagement rate as shown on social blade. Seems to have deleted 4 of her posts too today...

 

[Pilatesgirl]

Connie asking for publishers details. Surely as a published best selling author she’s got those already?

She is going to do it anyway, publisher or not.

 

[belle0610]

Doesn’t look like Ricky was there. Definitely an undeclared freebie I reckon

So ungrateful about the accommodation if it was! Moaning about the stairs

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Child misbehaves/does something you don’t want them to do…do you a) stop them doing it and tell them off b) roll you eyes and keep filming yourself on social media

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

All the Macie content pimping her daughter out for likes is just wrong. She gets zero engagement from the boring shite and inspirational posts she posts but guaranteed at least 4 times the likes if it involves her daughter

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Went to take one for the team….it would appear she’s either late, it’s the shortest masterclass ever and it’s already finished or no one showed up

Oh ha ha it was last night

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Don’t forget when she got called out about showing the kids she then said it was now ok as a different policewoman had contacted her and said it was fine

 

[Noseyoldcow]

Oh my god I totally forgot about her being a “life coach”

 

[Thatswhattatsaid]

I’m sure only last week Connie was whinging about Macie being unwell. Is there any wonder when she out without a coat on in November?!?

 

[belle0610]

LOL!!! She’s such an entitled spoilt cow!!!
If you want more childcare Connie, (on top of the family you have on tap) pay for it like the rest of us have too!!!

Plus the gifted F45 membership she never uses any more (maybe theyve taken it back lol), gifted scoff meals, brother who is a PT, someone in her family also had a gym at their house didn’t they?

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

I noticed she was shilling H&M lipliner the other day. I did wonder if Charlotte Tilbury had finally stopped sending her stuff but more than likely she just wants an excuse for an #aff link and will never buy a £3 lip liner in her life