Connie Simmonds #5 mid size lies, monetising Macie and period blaming when content dies

[Whatever123]

Genuinely why would someone ask Connie this? Who cares about Connie from Ealing’s opinion on stuff like this?? She’s a nobody

 

[MissVanjie]

It baffles me that now even a sniff of gluten is leaving her in a bad way. Didn’t seem all that fussed on her holidays and didn’t seem to be in a bad way?

Any excuse to be a lazy oaf, thinking its relatable.

 

[belle0610]

How long will Connie REALLY COMMIT to 10k steps a day

 

[Noseyoldcow]

So she’s in Labour then??

 

[Pilatesgirl]

So had she basically gone and got a actual job as an estate agent?

It would seem that way...... wonder how long it will last

 

[Sloppys]

Oh god her periods due again

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Spread game strong? What a pot of houmous, some olives and some cut up veg and pitta? Did she get that from her ‘recipe’ book?

 

[belle0610]

Why is she always so out of breath walking

 

[aral]

another sleep over at mums! To think Chester has a babysitter twice a week. omg Connie love I feel your tiredness

 

[Pilatesgirl]

6…and then she gets a cold?

She is already blaming a chest infection for something. I think she will last until tomorrow, then it is bank holiday weekend and the children, and mum life will be so much that she won't have time for 1,000 let alone 10,000. She is such a great advertisement for Get It Done!!!

 

[DameKitty]

She only cried for 10 seconds but that was more than enough time for me to get my phone out and take a photo of it to share my crying child with the world before calming her down .

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Stomach bug, so instead of doing the sensible thing and staying at home like most parents have to, shes taken the kids and her big to her mums, so they can all spread it round

 

[DameKitty]

Only has time for half an hour in the gym rather than the hour she was planning. But the time taken to make stories either side belies that

 

[PrincessConsuelaBanana666]

She’s kidding herself isn’t she, pretending she’s a working Mum while handing her kids over to her Mum to look after and sitting on her phone

She really thinks she's relatable doesn't she? She's so spoilt and entitled.

 

[belle0610]

What the f are those glasses? Does she not realise they look ridiculous?
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At least she’s not wearing a veil this time

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Her campaign against cropping dogs ears is back I see

 

[belle0610]

She’s loving the aff links today!

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Where to begin, she’s giving us so much in those few stories
I bet within the week we’ll never hear about the 10000 steps a day.
£50 a session that’s the same as it costs to speak to an actual professional, I wish people would see through this crap. And she must be desperate if it’s 5 for £100
And then the list….it’s got 7 things on it…

 

[Pilatesgirl]

If Macie starts school on the 11th does that mean shes going private?

I would be very surprised if she is, and if she is it would be grandparents not parents paying the fees I imagine, given how much Connie bangs on about how hard things are and they couldn't afford to buy in their dream location, next door to mum and dad, and the government not doing enough to support parents, how hard a commission only estate agent job is.

Sorry that was a super long sentence but she complains so much about everything, and if Macie is in private school we will certainly hear all about it as Connie will be part of the set she so desperately wants to.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

If you’re sharing a hashtag Connie would help
If you spell it properly