Connie Simmonds #5 mid size lies, monetising Macie and period blaming when content dies

[Thatswhattatsaid]

Christ all she seems to be doing lately is online shopping and spending how much everything costs??? I would literally have to think twice before buying 1 or 2 things from H&M for myself let alone reems of stuff, the other day it was loads of dresses at £50 each?!

I had exactly this thought earlier today when I skipped through 3 stories worth of H&M screenshots and she had multiple things at £26.99 in her basket. I’d tot with the idea of buying one, she really has no idea how the other half live

 

[belle0610]

Someone working two jobs would not be able to take it easy for a day for a cold

 

[Thatswhattatsaid]

Oh God please everyone pray for Connie as she HAS to look at used cars instead of a brand new one. However will she cope?!

She’s a twat

 

[Pilatesgirl]

“The hardest day yet” every days been the hardest day yet Connie? I give it another week tops

It will last until tomorrow, after that school goes back and she will be just too busy juggling everything in her super busy life that something will have to give and of course it will be the gym. Funny how her brother says there are no excuses for not exercising. Also Connie as a big busted lady, I wouldn't say that a good fitting sports bra is a treat, it is a necessity.

 

[DameKitty]

Goes to the gym 3 days in the bounce, on the beg to create and activewear range

She really is on the beg messaging multiple brands about it now. She's not quite at the level to get clothing ranges

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Not sure the bad boy commission will be rolling in with the houses….one post a week on insta, houses in the high 6 figures at the lowest, to an audience of 2000, who’ll probably be lucky if they can afford a 10th of what she’s trying to sell…waiting for it to just quietly disappear like many of her other ‘projects’

 

[aral]

If Macie starts school on the 11th does that mean shes going private?

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

I suspect Connie’s quest for fitness will die a death shortly. First video got over 2k likes, so instead of sticking to weekly like she said she’s been punting them out daily and her latest one got a massive 26 likes. We all know it’s all only for engagement so the excuses have already started (her period is due) Will she make it to a week I wonder

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

On the edge of my seat for this
Also it’s #AD Connie….#PR is meaningless

 

[Pilatesgirl]

Her latest story about “some items gifted” is she not supposed to be a bit more specific than that?

She is probably too embarrassed to say everything is gifted as then she won't be the relatable working mum of kids young children

 

[belle0610]

She’s always feeling “stressed and overwhelmed”

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

She looks like she’s piling on the weight. And no mention of her 10k steps a day so that’s obviously gone by the wayside

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

A chalkboard so she can tick off she’s had her daily glass of pond. Ffs Connie if you need a star chart like a child to make you have it then maybe don’t drink it (I have greens every day but I just stuck a spoonful in a glass and drink it, I don’t desperately post every day in the hope that I’ll get sent some for free)

 

[wnicola]

Has she done any sponsored / paid posts recently, I don’t recall seeing any

No I don’t believe so, just a lot of whining!

 

[Noseyoldcow]

So she’s putting Macie back in nursery again??!
Its probably a #gifted one now so she can now now Connie doesn’t have to actually pay??

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

She gave her two year old her phone and went back to sleep! Excellent parenting Connie

Life coaching by Connie right there….

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Why does a small child need all that popcorn, sweets and fizzy drink? Because it can’t be for Connie since she’s on a diet
Not hearing much about the coaching either

 

[belle0610]

Macie starts school this year and they are going on holiday 3 days before school starts....... or is it 'school' like she called nursery school? I am confused but don't have kids so not really sure how it all works as I also didn't go to school in UK

Some children who start school in reception have staggered start dates so macie might be starting a bit later than the rest of the school and cheapskate connie still cashing in on out of usual school holiday prices

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

She also mentions and tags an online coach and PT….but isn’t that what her brother does, you know the company you work for. Not exactly a glowing advert. Do you think he’s refused after the previous shit shows

 

[Noseyoldcow]

“The hardest day yet” every days been the hardest day yet Connie? I give it another week tops