On the beg to get the aul ma a free toupee
She's out of it this night. Never seen anyone so batshit about hair and extensions
She's out of it this night. Never seen anyone so batshit about hair and extensions
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Sure according to toni her ma is too sick to go anywhere why would she need 1
Separated at birth 
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State of her sitting in the car crying about M going on his school trip. Yes he is scared because it's a change to his routine and what he's used to but the change in
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Routine for him didn't bother her when he was sick and she was away on her trip to Dubai.
I’m typing this whilst lying in a heap with 18 triple chins and sudocrem on a spot, but I’ve never seen someone to looks so dreadful for their age.
I get that no one looks their best when upset or crying, but she’s on another level.
50 would be a compliment, never mind her turning 40 in a matter of days.
Sorry but what the duck is this twit going on about re Betty Davis?? God she looks so bleeping haggard of her big sour bake
So she would cancel a days work because the sun shines, however a school trip for her son, when he clearly wants her and is holding her hand to go. No. No son, I’ll ignore your request & non-verbal signs towards me.
what a sin on poor M.
what a sin on poor M.
Aaahhhh now we get to the REAL reason for the gurning this morning from her latest insta post. Wasn't that she was worried about M going on his 'skull trap' at all that turned her into Bette Davis her holiday blues have set in
Just came here to say funny how they set in when she’s with M
Only thing shes crying over is herself
Her reference is to Bette Davis the actress. That's what Paul calls her when she's behaving like a drama queen
What is she chatting about in her stories walking round river island. "Would I looked a bit lured wearing that in the house, I don't want to be looking lured when I'm in the house for me birthday" what does that even bloody mean?
She turns me.
It’s her “birthday Eve, Eve” whatever the f that is, two days before her birthday
. Still can’t wash your hair though, can you Toni?
So she’s out looking an outfit to wear to a party in her house? ( a “wee small gallery”) Maybe wear one of the 500 pairs of jeans or trousers you’ve hanging upstairs in the bedroom you converted into a walk-in-wardrobe or try searching through same room for all the unopened deliveries of clothes you hoard, Toni?
We all know there will be some ridiculous drama or spectacle for this birthday 🫠
Aw, she’s gross.
(Her captions work hard for the money, unlike her)
It’s her “birthday Eve, Eve” whatever the f that is, two days before her birthday
. Still can’t wash your hair though, can you Toni?So she’s out looking an outfit to wear to a party in her house? ( a “wee small gallery”
) Maybe wear one of the 500 pairs of jeans or trousers you’ve hanging upstairs in the bedroom you converted into a walk-in-wardrobe or try searching through same room for all the unopened deliveries of clothes you hoard, Toni?We all know there will be some ridiculous drama or spectacle for this birthday 🫠
Aw, she’s gross.
(Her captions work hard for the money, unlike her)
Genuine question but what does lurd mean?
Lured means very happy. In Derry you’ll hear the term “I’m all lured” meaning, I’m really happy/delighted.
I’ve no idea why she’s using it in that context today. Possibly because she is genuinely stupid
Jesus she sounds like a dick. In all my life I've never heard anyone use the word lured like that. Even her. Now she's said it 20 times. She has 3 rooms of clothes, wtf is she out looking at stuff for?
Bet she's expecting a big surprise party
Bet she's expecting a big surprise party
Thank you, I couldn’t figure it out in the context she’s used itLured means very happy. In Derry you’ll hear the term “I’m all lured” meaning, I’m really happy/delighted.
I’ve no idea why she’s using it in that context today. Possibly because she is genuinely stupid
She is cooked this day! Off her head!