Coatesy & Ems

[Beckz1205]

Imagine having to sleep with him

 

[mooseknuckle]

Emma is constantly sat in the back of the car with the baby as well - I get it when they’re a brand new baba, I was the same for a couple weeks but the kid is three months now, leave her alone for a bit fuck sake

 

[Stuckinthemiddlewithyou]

If they want another baby soon then surely he needs to sort himself out? He’s clearly not a picture of health never mind the drinking and all the junk he must be eating on endless holidays.

He’s really piled the weight on. You can see he’s self conscience about it too. Definitely kept his upper body under water in Emma’s video. I notice that he rarely shows below his neck these days.

 

[Beckz1205]

His skin looks terrible

 

[Stuckinthemiddlewithyou]

For sure, it’s the perfect time to start taking her swimming. Then baby classes to interact with other kids. Where they live they have no excuses for baby focused activities.

And just like magic they took her to her first swimming lesson today! 🪄

 

[randomusername12354]

His massive spotty head in your face every afternoon ‘wOuLd YoU LikE AnYthIng FrOm tHe ShoOoOpS’

And the ‘love you all BYEEEE’ with his face right in the camera instant ick

 

[varyingborders]

How long is he going to keep this “night whatever completed” fucking boring!

 

[mooseknuckle]

They need to take that poor baby girl out to parks, swimming, anything!! He’s too busy eating and drinking and she’s too busy making sure she gets her nails/hair etc done.

 

[tellmewhy]

As much as the support might be nice at times, I think id hate it if my partner didn’t work while I was on maternity leave. I like my own space anyway and entertaining a baby whilst also having to entertain that big baby would suck the life out of me.

 

[LittleRa]

Very disappointed to see them making a tiktok account for the baby. I thought that because they had a social media “career” prior to Emma being pregnant and having the baby, that they wouldn’t need to make their content all about the little one (unlike the like of the Saccone-Jolys etc whose content has always revolved solely around the kids). Ok, it’s a big life event being pregnant and having a baby- and Emma’s content about get pregnancy is HER story, how she felt and what happened to her etc, and to share a few pics of baby as a newborn when she won’t be recognisable when she’s older- fine. But it will be interesting to see what they do going forwards, they don’t seem to have a clue about privacy and digital footprint- that content is there forever, and maybe Bella won’t want hundreds of thousands of people knowing how many poops she did in one day when she’s older. Even Caitlin and Leah are doing better than Coatesy. Children are people too, autonomous from their parents. Highly recommend tiktok account @mom.uncharted who is an advocate for not posting children online. The fact they’ve made a tiktok account for the baby screams money money money- they just want to cash in.

 

[randomusername12354]

Its almost as cringey as her singing about being hungry!

I need some food my stomach is GROWLINGGG

= please people tell me how amazing I am at singing

 

[loolabelle]

I know it’s minor, but his alcohol consumption infuriates me, he cannot cook a meal or pick up a takeaway without having one! He’s driving, I know not remotely over the limit, but I always think none is best!

 

[Sazza25]

It's the fact he drinks when he drives. Fair enough it's only one pint but driving when you have your child in the car. I wouldn't even risk it

Was thinking the same thing, every time he went to collect the roast takeaway he would neck a pint, irresponsible in my opinion

 

[Kaybethkay]

I understand everyone is different but if I stayed in the house every single day with my newborn I would have went crazy! I loved taking mine out to classes, activities etc.

Guess it’s different if your partner is at home with you 24/7 but even that seems overwhelming/boring

 

[catapillar19]

‘gonna make me some breakfast because everyone hates mondays’ only people with an actual job hate mondays, if i could slob around all day monday would be no different to a saturday for me!

 

[HannahF]

How bloody sneaky. I can’t stand it when influencers can’t just be honest declare something as an ad and/or gifted, it’s really misleading I think. Mostly because if something says ad I’ll take whatever is said with a pinch of salt (especially with these pair) because they’re getting paid to say how amazing it is!

Queue when Ryan returns, he will be posting an ad for his time away in Germany. I dont see the point of him being there as hes not really attended any football games. Just ate and drank which he does anyway at home, so pointless him being away for 2 weeks

 

[beegee]

Why whenever one of them is alone with the baby, their mum is also there?! So cringe they cant be along with their own daughter

Also I know its mean but the way they brag about her sleeping through... i hope the 6 month regression messes it all up for them coming from a no sleep club member, my baby is 13 months and never slept through ahaha

 

[mooseknuckle]

‘I don’t want to spoil season 11 ep 22 of Greys… but I’m devastated’

Em that in itself is a fucking spoiler. Now I know that when I get to it, something major is gonna happen.

To be fair season 11 was almost ten years ago so if you haven’t watched it/had it spoiled by now..

Imagine spending the first few months of your first child’s life sitting binging tv series.. Get the poor thing out the house, go swimming, soft-play, anything. The kid is going to think Meredith Grey is its bloody nanny.

 

[loolabelle]

Does he have a job outside of TikTok and social media or is TikTok all they both do? poor baby being exploited constantly having the phone shoved in her face it’s disgusting how these influencer parents see their child as a prop.

It seems it’s all they do. They don’t really seem to have much of a life outside of being in the house together or him doing golf. I can see it becoming quite cabin fevery after a while, as she doesn’t seem to go to baby groups or have other friends?

 

[justwatching4fun]

why doesn’t she sit at the table to eat her dinner she doesn’t need to be sat next to the baby all the time. She’s either sat on the sofa all day watching tv or say next to the baby watching her. The mess of that bacon sandwich this morning. My god - proves she literally does nothing around the house with that mess