Clemmie Telford

[Mustard]

Dear God, there was nobody that needed to see that. No doubt she was hailed as being "brave" etc.

You got it. The picture is in her insta account. If you google her name and in the toilet, loads of articles pop up about it. Think it was from last November. There’s another one of her taken with the baby forty weeks after she was born. This one was taken of her at 40 weeks pregnant.

 

[BluerMoon]

Clemmie is on the beg for another free holiday.

She will get gifted one for a shit review.

What would really make me stand up and pay attention to a holiday company, would be them gifting a holiday to a family that deserves it, someone like @noandroblog. She’s really been through the mill and deserves a break. Not Clemmie T who is on her 5th or 6th gifted holiday and could easily afford to pay for one herself.

I recently starting following noandroblog, she's great.

 

[Prgirl_cesca]

Those blooded knickers are rank. It happens but we don't post to thousands of followers

 

[Mustard]

I think she's referring to mumsnet. There were threads about instamums that were all pulled and she definitely got a mention.

Do you mean she could complain and get the thread pulled?

 

[ExhaustedDad]

I think it’s a case of reporting to the ASA rather than them finding people randomly... not sure what they’d actually do!

Persistent offenders must be on the ASA radar

 

[Pommes]

I live in the same area and can confirm I have actually seen this happen in the flesh.

This would really tickle me. What she taking those strange gurning selfie photos?

 

[Mamchat]

She's about to go away again! Camping for 8 nights.. Will they manage!?

 

[Higuyswelcometomychannel]

But if she is reported do they actually do anything? There’s that many influencers doing it it must be hard to police.

Yeah exactly, they probably only bother with those who have 1M+ followers!

 

[Tublet83]

It was calling her out on something she said about her kids. There was her, and Steph from don't buy her flowers and two others.

Then they did a advert for fish fingers because of it.

I remember that! I’m sure the unmummiest mum was one as well

 

[Cdelli]

She has a girl i think, she's like 2/3 years old. Just the one child. She does now, although unsure what she does. Yes i remember that! She's been on them for about a year i think.. she has been asking for advice on coming off them for a while

. She has only one child? Does she work? She’s asked for advice about quitting anti depressants. That seems so wrong on an Insta account.

She has three children I believe

 

[Icantbelieveitsnotbutter]

Can I ask what ninjalitics is?

It’s similar to social blade, gives you engagement and follower info for Instagram users.

 

[Wippsg]

Giving up drink is hard. I’d be surprised if she sticks to it. I followed someone else who stopped drinking and was all clean living etc but note she’s back on the sauce now albeit in presumably a more moderate fashion.

 

[GreyWolf]

I went to unfollow her and watched her stories. She’s posted her son in a hideous minirodini outfit with tootsamaginty socks how out of touch and privileged. And clear example hear of money not equally taste. Both tagged but not an ad or gifted
Her husband has taken 3 children away so she can influence others with shit. How kind.

 

[AmberSpyglass]

Agreed. Although to be fair, the OP was amusing in a bonkers way, it was the replies to it that turned it into shit. It’s probably still in ‘classics’ somewhere.

Along with Maui Hailee , a fictional spoilt Princess who was so foul I can’t believe she’d have friends or a man wanting to marry her .

 

[GreyWolf]

She has three children I believe

I think that’s someone else who I don’t follow.

 

[FrannyGallops]

Why do so many women wear these colours in the daytime?

I wear red lipstick in the daytime. Mainly because then I can get away with just a bit of mascara, lipstick and nothing else. Otherwise I tend to look corpse like

 

[FrannyGallops]

She’s done a few swipe ups today. Not sure if they’re ads or not but they’re not marked as such. Is she just trying to be helpful or are they sneaky ads?

 

[Wetmyplants]

Does she pay for anything?

 

[pipmint]

She probably hadn’t washed the guide colour off yet when she took that photo. It won’t stay that dark.

 

[maytoseptember]

Yeah, they must have been some sort of portakabin. I’m sure Clemmie was spared the horror of a proper portaloo. She hangs out at better festivals