Clemmie Telford

[yellow_daisies]

Back from her free haircut and now begging for a dyson hair dryer. Poor love, she’s just bought a ghd dryer and can’t afford another one...go without then you spoilt brat!

Why cant she get a round brush and use a regular hairdryer ffs?

 

[Largerlout]

Probably been photographed in a tent previously and she’s been in touch with companies.

Please don’t tell the rest of us what not to post about , you’re not a Mod.

Apologies. Just think there is enough here to be tattled without resorting to appearance.

 

[Palm23]

Clemmies podcast presenting skills are shocking.

You could tell she was reading from a script.

She's terrible when talking on her stories so I can't imagine her being a natural podcaster.

 

[U Wot]

180 when she has 95.6k followers

Almost up there (down there?) with DLAM’s crisps AD.

 

[AmberSpyglass]

Bet that gets run through her accounts as a tax deductible expense though - given that she was on a “work trip”.

Yes I can imagine her trying to recoup the money now you mention it.

 

[shopgirlmama]

She pops up on Mumsnet when she’s mentioned too

I know she has a good rep for “not being like the other Instamums” but frankly I’ve never been convinced. The ads, the way her entire family set up “pukka” accounts, the stupid book...

And yet another posh white ex-journalist! It really is no coincidence that these women find it so easily to become influencers.

Couldn’t agree more plus she has repeatedly made what she calls “mistakes” by aligning herself with campaigns that are so disproportionate in their representation, she calls allll mea culpa on it, people forget and move on.

 

[maytoseptember]

Should have been “Mooncup” but autocorrect changed it, I think.

 

[AmberSpyglass]

SHE’S AN EIGHT!!

I’m going over for a nose!

She won’t stay that colour , it’ll wash off and be natural .

I won’t lie , I love a spray tan

 

[Mamchat]

What has she got on today!!!!

 

[Nicewithasideofgossip]

I see her more as the big awkward girl who was picked on and she’s trying to hold her own now and be relevant and cool. Hence the awful clothes with an air of awareness that really they look dreadful, but she’s trying to be like other influencers and own her look. It just doesn’t work.
She seems really fake because she’s trying to be relaxed and natural.

That’s interesting how we see her differently! I think she has that face that could give really evil looks - not sure what it is!

 

[GreyWolf]

Apparently yes. There's no agent sign outside. And yeah, I feel weird about knowing that.

Do you live near them?

Oh whoopee. I must stay following. Can’t wait for Telford Towers and Clemmie trying to get all the gifted EVERYTHING. Trying to ride that influencer wave.
I thought it was quite telling that she posted about childcare sometime back and MOD responded with a comment along the lines of using after school club, at which point Telford replies B was too young. Struck me as odd and MOD not having a clue.
I know roughly the ages of my friends kids and would know a preschool child...

 

[Instawanker]

And off on holiday again - even if it is o my camping. How many is that this year already? 4?

 

[Largerlout]

Her response!

 

[AmberSpyglass]

Neither should they be involved in producing advertisement features (advertorials).

I wonder if Sali has read that

 

[Rac]

Does she pay people for their time? I would hope so.

 

[Icantbelieveitsnotbutter]

Wasn’t this shoot the one that she had a professional spray tan for? A bit misleading that they are all looking bronzed to advertise a self tan when actually they’ve all had professional spray tans? I love the product that they’re advertising but this seriously puts me off.

 

[Pforphoebe]

I unfollowed a long long time ago. When she put her shoes that were covered in dog poo or muck I can’t remember which in the dishwasher that also had plates and cups in it

This was around the same time she was moaning that her kids were always vomiting and had the runs...... eeeeh it’s because she is a total dirt bird

Wow I didn’t see that ...

 

[Tublet83]

At work yesterday I was in a meeting with Clemmie’s doppelgänger (she was kiwi and not named clemmie 100% not her). Looked so much like her I was waiting for her to start flogging fruit and veg boxes in the middle of my meeting

 

[Carobee]

Ooh what’s the link for her house?

It was on Nested.com 4 bed Peckham house

 

[GreyWolf]

Showing my ignorance here but what's mute? Is that where you hide posts from people? Is that like Facebook unfollow but still friends?

Yes, to be completely honest I had no clue initially and I thank Clemmie for alerting me to this ‘mute’ ability, I did not find it easy to put it on various accounts so can’t imagine it’s something you’d do without intending to...