Clemmie Telford

[yootubesuperstar2]

In MP's defence....I know she uses the whole 'pukka' family thing as an advertising handle (and yes I do find it vair cringe) but she has always been very transparent about that, and #ads way before the ASA guidelines. She even took the mic out of a few things that she was sent to review.
Her flex appeal does seem to have an impact (or else she fabricates the DMs) and has at least highlighted to many women that they can/should ask for flexible working.
MP is clever, articulate and has a very strong sense of self awareness, unlike the rest of the privately educated brigade that cannot get a grasp on basic spelling. She also respects the privacy of her daughter.

 

[SonnyBrown]

She deserves everything she gets for that, her limp excuses on stories show her true colours, she's completely shown that feeding a family on a tight budget is alien to her.

She's been showing her true colours for years. She's tory blue.

 

[Pommes]

But, didn’t CT tell us all F&F swimwear was the way forward? Good enough to strut about in at an F&F sponsored event, but not for her holibobs.

 

[GreyWolf]

Literally! What a cow that’s hilarious. Who else has she muted!

 

[Doobots]

Why did I go back for another look I hadn’t seen those the first time and now I can’t unsee

If I had to endure it, I thought it fair we all did!

 

[MinnieB]

She’s also nicking mother_pukka’s usp! The more he merrier and all that but get your own ideas!

 

[Peachy10]

Just had a look at the selling page. About 18 items totalling over £700. Looks like everything sold too! Wow. She must have thousands of pounds worth of clothes & shoes in her wardrobe. Her fashion sense is terrible though.

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

Spelt Candice Brathwaite's insta handle wrong on the programme

That’s too delicious!! She’ll be grovelling for that one for a while.

 

[GreyWolf]

“A bit” thick?
Understatement of the century, she has no idea what she’s talking about and constantly tramples over important topics.

She is like an exuberant puppy just bounding about all over the place and sniffing at everything hoping for a bit of attention or a whiff of something exciting. She has no focus and seems clueless most of the time.

 

[fireflies]

The woman has no shame pushing laxatives.

 

[Droops17]

So I’ve been in hospital having a baby. But do mine eyes deceive or has Constipated Clemmie deleted her reckless, shitty post advertising medicine she’s never used?

 

[Tublet83]

I just see Clemmie as a single white female version of MOD.

I don’t follow her when she tried to get pity for her “financial crisis” it was enough for me

 

[AmberSpyglass]

Just when Clem can’t get any more dopey ( the camping debacle anyone?) she advertises a laxative when she’s not even constipated and contemplates using it at a festival , where we know the toilets are always going to be threat to human life in themselves.

She’s a right dozy mare!

 

[AmberSpyglass]

I commented on one of her posts and that’s how the conversation started. There were a few DMs, she sent me some guidelines for doing a piece and then I heard nothing from her again. This was months and months ago so I’m guessing she’s changed her mind but it would have been polite to at least reply!

That’s very rude and unprofessional of her to not acknowledge the work you did.

 

[FrannyGallops]

If I was Regatta and I’d paid her money for that story, I’d be wanting my money back. Seriously, when are these brands going to wise up?

 

[Wizzywoo]

Do any of you follow her husband? He's posted a photo of her mooncup in a saucepan!! Do we really need to see that.

 

[Sharkbait]

I saw a talk with her and she admitted to muting people she knew in real life.

 

[Largerlout]

Is this woman capable of getting anything right!!! Who the fuck gives this mess 'work'; WHY??????

 

[Kutikuti]

What have I seen?
Guessing the lucrative ads have dried up.

She’s not good enough for the Gusto ads that everyone seems to be doing now

No amount of money could tempt me to do that dulcosoft ad and jesus christ, taking it at a festival is just nuts. I'd choose the sluggish bowels any day rather than shitting out my insides in a portaloo.

This

 

[Han___]

Hope she has a crap time and it rains all weekend