She looks like an explosion in a custard factory. The whole panel, sartorially speaking, are what we call in the trade “a bleeping state”.
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My eyes!
I feel like all of them spent a really long time carefully curating an eye catching “I’m a hip & cool influencer dontcha know” outfit.
Pale pink and yellow is very Mr Blobby combo.
Was the dress code ‘toddlers and drama teachers’?
or cbeebies presenters?
is one of them in drag too ?
Oh how fun! 
Was the dress code “get dressed in the dark from a charity shop bin”?
Was the dress code “get dressed in the dark from a charity shop bin”?
They just scream “look at me and my joy”. We predicted the zany prints, but never in my wildest dreams would I think it was be THAT bad.
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I’m not trying to be funny, but which one?
i thought that but now i think its just a bit of a manly looking woman who happens to have dressed like a man woulf if he dressed up a woman
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the one in the pink skirt and yellow jumper!They just scream “look at me and my joy”. We predicted the zany prints, but never in my wildest dreams would I think it was be THAT bad.
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I’m not trying to be funny, but which one?
They managed to make Clem looks like the best dressed of the panel and that's no small feat
How could you not be mortified standing up there dressed like a giant baby with other toddlers?!
You can smell the stench of instafame desperation through your phone screen
It does show that the scene has really moved on. It used to be all slightly more groomed higher profile Insta mums. Things have moved on, they haven’t. But that’s budget Clem. Always three trends behind.
Honestly this annoys me so much. It’s all for attention and head pats. She wants a big round of applause for not drinking alcohol. She did not have a real problem with alcohol she just embarrassed herself a few times and decided to stop.
I did the same. Got pregnant, obviously stopped drinking, never started again. Do I call myself ‘sober’? Do I duck. That alludes to a very different issue which I did not experience.
Shes labelling herself as if she’s conquered her demons when all she did was stop boozing. twit. She just wants strangers to say how Brave and Inspiring she is. For doing what loads of people do.
I did the same. Got pregnant, obviously stopped drinking, never started again. Do I call myself ‘sober’? Do I duck. That alludes to a very different issue which I did not experience.
Shes labelling herself as if she’s conquered her demons when all she did was stop boozing. twit. She just wants strangers to say how Brave and Inspiring she is. For doing what loads of people do.
She’s also a bit thick, so possibly thinks that sober and teetotal mean the same thing.
I’ll take the piss out of her jazzy outfits, and tit (literally) coloured house, but I’m uneasy commenting on her looks…
But duck ME!!