Clemmie Telford #5 There once was an a-hole from Peckham who likes to buy houses and wreck’em

[Rosieee]

POV : you've been kidnapped, they take you to the pain room before the murder.

 

[maytoseptember]

And I am just going to leave this here again, I’ve linked before but it’s unintentionally hilarious. The glory days of the instamums droning on and bleeping on about themselves like they were nobel prize winners.

God, they just adored themselves.

Managed to watch three minutes of that before I had to stop. The entire premise is soooo boring! As are their answers.

Not familiar with the two women interviewing but they’re so stiff and amateur too.

 

[Wolf359]

POV : you've been kidnapped, they take you to the pain room before the murder.

That is the exact same colour as the abandoned waiting room at my local train station.

 

[Somerset girl]

The ultimate instabirth, with the naked toilet photo to boot!
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And after all that, the poor sods haven’t even got nice bedrooms.

What the hell is this for a kids room? It looks like an 80s student digs.

 

[Joeyjojo]

Everything looks so cheap!

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

Everything looks so cheap!

Everything looks so haunted

 

[skronkywildcat]

What the hell is this for a kids room? It looks like an 80s student digs.

Haha it totally does!! Just needs a Betty blue poster on the wall and some rizlas and a Smiths record on top of the chest of drawers.
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What are you saying? It’s the best room in the house!

 

[Wolf359]

I hope that whatever that International
Women’s Day event she’s speaking at is paying her properly for appearing and she’s not just doing it ‘for the exposure’.

 

[Rosieee]

Nothing screams international women day more then a bunch a privileged women discussing happiness what a joke.

 

[harveydean]

Prioritising joy? Can you imagine how patronising this is going to be…

 

[grumpy-nosy-cow]

Nothing screams international women day more then a bunch a privileged women discussing happiness what a joke.

or a poncey poster like that ! just screams insta wanker!

 

[Wolf359]

Prioritising joy? Can you imagine how patronising this is going to be…

Yeah that’s what those girls in Afghanistan should do now that they’ve got all that spare time on their hands?

 

[harveydean]

Yeah that’s what those girls in Afghanistan should do now that they’ve got all that spare time on their hands?

Or the girls who have been poisoned in Iran for attending school?

We should send them good vibes and a crystal. Perhaps a flower crown too?

 

[hattie20]

Oh dear Lord.

Will they all have their serious glasses on to speak about Joy?

Can you imagine the wardrobe angst. How does one look serious and joyful!

 

[harveydean]

Oh dear Lord.

Will they all have their serious glasses on to speak about Joy?

Can you imagine the wardrobe angst. How does one look serious and joyful!

I’m predicting a blazer (sleeves rolled up) and glasses for their serious vibe, whilst joy will be shown through a zany print - vintage t shirt and a bright lipstick. And scruffy trainers to subconsciously remind us that they’re just worn out mums like the rest of us…

Or a jumpsuit.

 

[Rosieee]

Or a toddler dungarees with flowers on it to show that despite being a 40 something woman you're still a child at heart looking for joy everywhere

 

[hattie20]

Do they get paid for speaking on these panels and podcasts?

 

[Runninggirl]

Or a toddler dungarees with flowers on it to show that despite being a 40 something woman you're still a child at heart looking for joy everywhere

You called it, flowery trousers it is (with serious glasses to cover all bases)!

 

[Rosieee]

It's painful how predictable they are

 

[gollygally]

It's painful how predictable they are

Very hip and cool🥲