What possessed her to have that pregnancy photo on the toilet?!
Did the photographer dislike her?
Did the photographer dislike her?
I am ashamed now to say I bought not one but two Selfish Mother "Mother" jumpers . In my defence its because Sarah Turner (the unmumsy mum) had one and I still think she's quite cool.I nearly bought one at peak instaMum time too then I read the bag was made from some tit faux leather and for all that money I was shocked. Dodged a bullet
But didn’t you see the bit where they just immediately bonded like besties forever due to the unique specialness of them both being called Clemmie, because what is the chance in a large group of over privileged, privately educated, middle class white women of TWO of them being called ‘Clemmie’? It’s literally a mind blowing coincidence. Also they both had a fringe! Ker-RAAAZY stuff!Just watched a bit of the video. Can't believe the Clemmies were only mates for about 4 years! The went in like they were proper besties, but really only briefly in each other's Iives. As if Budget Clemmie had MOD an internet friend come for the birth.
Ahem. I think you’ll find that’s ‘vegan leather’ not ‘tit faux leather’ so the price is totally justifiedI nearly bought one at peak instaMum time too then I read the bag was made from some tit faux leather and for all that money I was shocked. Dodged a bullet
i think that was the equally vapid and idiotic ‘dress like a mum’ who said that.I think this has been mentioned before,,possibly even by me, but anyone else remember Budget Clemmie’s finest hour, complaining that seeing a rough sleeper drinking cider in the park had ‘ruined her vibe’ on the school run? I mean, how do you even long board your arduous commute when your vibe has been brought down, man?
It was definitely Clemmie T. She even posted a video of the poor lady on the park. Nasty, thoughtless creature. She was quite rightly ripped a new one and had to apologise. Had to do save face - no doubt she still thought she had done nothing wrong by violating someone’s privacy like that.i think that was the equally vapid and idiotic ‘dress like a mum’ who said that.
I used to think of the Selfish Mother shop as the Church of the Instamum.I too had a couple of Selfish Mother sweatshirts Sent to the charity shop because even wearing them around the house made me cringe!
It’s little wonder that business has been in dire straits for the last couple of years, it was SUCH an overpriced, Instagram-driven flash in the pan.
For me personally I had just had a baby I was sleep deprived, suffering PND & I was basically in awe of them!Why don’t more people see though this complete bollocks?
Bit like when she wimped out of doing that homeless charity sleep out - she’s just a pampered middle class princessI think this has been mentioned before,,possibly even by me, but anyone else remember Budget Clemmie’s finest hour, complaining that seeing a rough sleeper drinking cider in the park had ‘ruined her vibe’ on the school run? I mean, how do you even long board your arduous commute when your vibe has been brought down, man?
duck me, she lived in Peckham but still managed to remain in such a privileged little bubble, the worst thing she ever saw was a homeless alcoholic?I think this has been mentioned before,,possibly even by me, but anyone else remember Budget Clemmie’s finest hour, complaining that seeing a rough sleeper drinking cider in the park had ‘ruined her vibe’ on the school run? I mean, how do you even long board your arduous commute when your vibe has been brought down, man?
Perfection It was exactly that. I’ve said it before in the SM thread, but even I, someone with zero business acumen, could see it was a recipe for disaster/potential bankruptcy, to take an extremely successful online business and think you could translate that success into a physical shop.I used to think of the Selfish Mother shop as the Church of the Instamum.
They would all descend on that little cotswold village from time to time, so sit in the oh-so-cool shop for events where they would talk about themselves, to themselves yet again while being gifted over priced pullovers and looking smug for photos. Worshiping themselves and how great they were.
No wonder that business wasn’t sustainable, the shop was probably deserted once they had all fucked off back to Peckaham.
It has car crash written all over it.“Buying a hotel in a deprived seaside town and trying to renovate it without a tidal wave of freebies and PR discounts…”
You forgot to add: “in the biggest cost of living crisis since the 1930s and on the brink of a recession.”
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