Clemmie Telford #2

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She's really making her brand the slummiest of slummy mummies. Yes having kids and work and other people's lists to copy and paste involves letting things go from time to time but there's a difference between not living in a show home and wallowing in filth. I find the whole ultra slummy mummy thing (and the FOD style of hapless dad but he's obviously another thread) such a put upon act excruciating. I have two small kids and I manage to pop any heavily soiled clothing in the washing machine without the need to have it littering my bathroom for days on end and documenting it online.
To be honest, if she wants to be ‘real’ that’s fine too, but be clean. Clean your floor that your posting, turn your knickers round so that people can’t see the marks (if not for Instagram then your flipping kids) there’s a big difference between presenting as normal, chaotic mess and scummy and dirty.
 
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Why would anyone post this? After her rank dirty knickers and dirty floor.? All those hours talking into her phone and posting tit whilst Ben looks after the kids, tidy and clean your house, you live like a woman.

(Not being gender biased here, it’s just she appears to do duck all. If I was posting photos of my house it would be clean, Ben should be equally ashamed and clean his bleeping house too)
This is just embarrassing! Why does she not mind admitting that she’s a slob?! She “works” from home for gods sake. She can’t straighten her wardrobe after she’s messed it up to stop it getting like this? She’s seriously got no standards.
 
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I see she's in Glasgow with Giovanna Fletcher, why would you pay to listen to them.
 
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Why am I surprised that she’s just admitted she doesn’t wash her hair very often?
 
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Her body looks great 👌 but how many times will we see her in her underwear.... 🤔
 
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I like Clemmie's body positive message and that she's happy how she looks but y'know not everyone can afford a personal trainer/expensive matching sets of flattering underwear. I just feel like all these messages (mental health - get therapy!) (Love your body -hire expensive PT) etc are all a bit disingenuous because a lot of people can't afford/have time for these fixes they are offering and the influencers don't address that what they have to help isn't accessible for all
 
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Her body looks great 👌 but how many times will we see her in her underwear.... 🤔
Just discovered this thread! I really want to like her but she honestly gets on my tits.

I don’t need to see pics of her in her underwear. I’m happy with my body after having kids but don’t need to get it out for all and sundry to see.

Also it doesn’t matter what she wears she always looks really dirty. Is it fake tan? Or just grime? Judging from her pics of her home I’m going to go with the latter. They literally made me itch 🤢
 
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She's moving but getting blackout blinds made when the days are getting shorter?
This is partly why I unfollowed her. JUST GOOGLE IT, READ SOME REVIEWS AND MAKE YOUR OWN DECISION! It's either laziness, or begging for a freebie. Either way its bloody annoying!
 
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Hi Clemmie, please pretty please stop using the ‘same old tit, different day’ influencers/instagrammers/Instagrabbers on your podcast either recorded or live. It’s bleeping boring. Get rid of Style Me Sunday, she is THE least relatable person on there and no one wants to see her tits anymore. Get some working class women on there, venture North perhaps - we don’t all live or want to live in London. Why do they need to be well known?
 
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Hi Clemmie. Your period stained pants will come out a treat if you hand wash with cold water and soap asap after the mess is made. Leaving them to linger on the bathroom floor for #honestparenting posts will make it harder to budge. Hope you're well. Well done on the body positivity stuff 👍
 
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Just listening to the Erin Smithers honestly podcast about Universal Credit, and I sincerely hope all the grabby Influencers take a good hard look at themselves and how greedy they all are. Makes me so cross how much they are all given and don't need when so many people have nothing
 
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Just listening to the Erin Smithers honestly podcast about Universal Credit, and I sincerely hope all the grabby Influencers take a good hard look at themselves and how greedy they all are. Makes me so cross how much they are all given and don't need when so many people have nothing
Erin is bloody fantastic
 
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Erin is bloody fantastic
I have messaged her a few times and she's always replied . She's someone who is using her platform for good and to help others unlike some other "instamums" who are just in it to get us many sofas/clothes/holidays that they can
 
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I have messaged her a few times and she's always replied . She's someone who is using her platform for good and to help others unlike some other "instamums" who are just in it to get us many sofas/clothes/holidays that they can
Definitely, I have talked to her over messages too and she seems very genuine.

All these big “influencers” and “instamums” could really take a leaf out of her book.

She has a platform and uses it in the right way.
 
I thought it might be interesting to mention that I used to work as a Jewellery specialist for an auction house and her engagement ring would be worth roughly £3,000-6,000 (max) as the diamonds are very poor clarity and quality. Some people seem to think it could be worth up to £100,000-believe me, it’s not!
 
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Just listening to the Erin Smithers honestly podcast about Universal Credit, and I sincerely hope all the grabby Influencers take a good hard look at themselves and how greedy they all are. Makes me so cross how much they are all given and don't need when so many people have nothing

I agree wholeheartedly and loved Erin, but we all know clemmie and her instamum pals look at this like poverty porn. I'm also on UC and I know that not a single one of them could keep their heads above water in my shoes, they love to hear about it though, I feel like it makes them feel better about themselves, so sickening and patronising.
 
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