‘We’ is her and the police - she’s gone full on Sherlock now. They’ll be calling on her services as a consultant to help solve all minor, car related non-crimes, with a financial loss of zero, within a 20ft radius of her house from now on.Her life is so tragic and boring that someotjjng as simple as someone parking in her bay becomes a full scale pantomime
“It’s all going on here!”shut up Danielle, it barely involves you at all!
Also who is she referring to when she says “we”? We’ve got CCTV etc.... she lives alone, silly mare.
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Officially the most boring person on earth
Might’ve known her shoulder would turn into some unique one in a billion thing that happens to nobody else ever, and now she needs a special operation.
Scary that she seems genuinely excited about being referred back to the hospital for her shoulder, she couldn’t stop smiling!!
Selfish, selfish girl. Pulling her face because she has to do a BBQ for her parents, everything they (mainly her dad) do for her & she can't be bothered doing a bit of food. Get a grip you selfish mare. 
She’s so ungrateful. The very least she can do is feed her parents ffs. Her dad is saving her about £900, according to what she said last night, by fixing her fence for her. Every time she goes round there her mother cooks and bakes cakes, pies etc. Yet all she has to do is cook for one day and she can’t even be arsed to do that! Lazy cow.
Did she say she was cooking the food on it?I’d be fuckin raging if I’d bought a fire pit and the paint started peeling off with the heatthat’s why you don’t buy cheap wank fire pits from b&m
Where would it go?
It’s got a wire rack that sits on, I think she’s fucked up - I don’t think you’re meant to put the ‘lid’ on while the fire is going, I saw them in b&m the other week and they showed it being used without the lidDid she say she was cooking the food on it?
Where would it go?
Eww she said I’ve wiped all the furniture down
I wouldn’t sit on that with all the green slime all over it. She complains about them coming round because she has to clean the house. Last time her Nan said the house was disgusting and needed a good clean so now it’s like a full on inspection when they visit. Being honest though if it was my house I would be expecting to find it looked after and well kept, she’s like a sloth 
Omg how can she story so much about her bloody fence posts . She goes into such detail about crap
I wonder what happened with the guy she was dating 
do we think he got fed up listening to her?
do we think he got fed up listening to her?He'll be still sat in a restaurant somewhere having been bored rigid by her.I wonder what happened with the guy she was dating
Not to mention the amount of dog tit we’ve seen in that garden. It’s really not hard to pick up after your dog when they’ve done, I pick up after my dog every time she goes (maybe not when it’s 1amEww she said I’ve wiped all the furniture down
) or ASAP and I have a bottle filled with dog safe disinfectant that they use in kennels and spray it down. Whereas danielles been letting it fester for weeks and then she’s got a bbq practically sat on the decking 
It really is vile that she doesn’t pick up after Storm right away. Her garden is tiny, there’s no excuse. She’s just a lazy mare.
Also why is everything in her life a chore? Having a BBQ with loved ones when we’ve been in lockdown for the best part of a year shouldn’t be a task. She finds joy in nothing (except moaning about her mysterious ailments).
Also why is everything in her life a chore? Having a BBQ with loved ones when we’ve been in lockdown for the best part of a year shouldn’t be a task. She finds joy in nothing (except moaning about her mysterious ailments).
Doesn’t matter to her about lockdown though, she still broke lockdown rules and saw both her parents and her nan and considering they’re the only 3 people in her life, nothings different for her
Oh no that sofa...
Bloody hell! She can’t recommend that company until she’s lived with the sofa for at least 6 months to know if it’s any good. She’s totally clueless. Those cushions will offer no support whatsoever, especially as she’s got back problems - they’re not overfilled she says
they’ll be flat as pancakes in a few weeks. Oh dear. What a chump I know! and the way it’s just slotted into a corner almost on top of her tv unitBloody hell! She can’t recommend that company until she’s lived with the sofa for at least 6 months to know if it’s any good. She’s totally clueless. Those cushions will offer no support whatsoever, especially as she’s got back problems - they’re not overfilled she says
You would need walkie talkies to communicate with someone on the 2 seater against the wall it’s that far away