Cleaning with Mario #99 Buys holiday clothes a year in advance, have you had your cost of living payment?

[Shrekssister]

Ah thought youse were calling @SuzyE a cunt and wuz ready tae agree wi youse ....ah mean tell youse tae stay in yer ain lane and never message this page again!!!!!! #soaye

I don’t know if she is ma hen and so I don’t compromise her security I’m no gonna get tae know!!

anyone know how klaus is doing? Can weget him nominated for a pride of Britain or is it too early?

 

[Very Cherry]

Its not a tube of intensive moisturiser he need for those lips, its germoloids ointment.

I’m sure he’ll hay plenty o that in stock in his ‘first aid pouch’ with the bum issues he has.

 

[SuzyE]

Banos is the name of the brand?! Absolute clown. . Banos is Spanish for bathroom. I’ve not got a GCSE in Spanish but even I could work that one out!

Same here. He's an absolute thick bastard, and an ugly one at that

 

[puddleduck]

Am probably just old but I can't understand why a man would do this. A woman, yes I fully get that.
Is it a gay man thing?

 

[Madge2022]

Lol I took the came screenshot and used as a profile pic then I saw yours

Never message this page again, troll!!!! #soaye

 

[menopausalmargrit]

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Why is he always so red?

 

[screenfreelookatme]

But Mario hen, I do want to understand you

 

[Madge2022]

Same screenshot here as well
Nathan's getting clipper happy on each visit he makes
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Surrounded by troll behaviour here, which wan of youse is Julie and Klaus? #influencer

Auld Nathan Todd is probably wondering why he came back after the first massacre of the barnet.

 

[Shrekssister]

Well the pair of you should have stayed at home then there would be 2 less in town View attachment 2152991

Must have been a bespoke day oot with Krystal meth ma hen

 

[Caw1982]

I could do that haircut pretty easily with my lawnmower.


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How fucking embarassing

 

[AllieBee]

His hair is so weird. Does it just stay in that shape? Why is it like a toilet brush?

It's trying to escape from his stinky head hen

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Or when the postman said his candy cane monstrosity looked just like a scene from New York at Christmas

Hahahha remember this

 

[Ratgrrl]

Fat wee woodlouse is deluded if he thinks he’s “active” Get in the bin you mutant.

Woodlouse and mutant made me laugh out loud

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

lol

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Did someone ask for this the other day? I cannae remember but it's in my camera roll and so forth?
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Pure genius hen, what a treatit to wake up tae!!!!
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It'll be pay weekend on the 12th? The middle of the month?

When the PIP payment lands in his bank?

 

[IsaHen]

Oor little leprechauns are off to Belfast?
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I can't cope the last pic

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

I support the right team, unfortunately my husband disnae. If score stays the same and he thinks he's getting bumming fort action the night he better jump oan a McGills tae Beirut towers and nae debates.

Quite right hen. Keep your power

 

[AllieBee]

It could possibly be another influencer im thinking off. I just remember one of them kept getting reported to the social services by a online troll and when the case was finally closed they posted the letter on Instagram to show everyone. Going to drive me.mad now not knowing who it is!!!

Could well be her, not sure. It should be in her wiki if she has. Wouldn't put anything past that one, I can only tolerate dipping in and out of her thread occasionally, she's just such a horrible cunt

 

[Very Cherry]

I pity the poor cunt that took his virginity so aye, defo got a lobotomy afterwards. Nae amount a therapy could get rid of a trauma lit sooking on his wee mushroom clit

I’m a visual person ma lovelie and this vision made me nearly spew ma joose and criss back up.
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[youare1]

Doesn't sun cream have a shelf life?
I found an old one in a cupboard but couldn't find a date on it so asked in pharmacy if it was still effective and he said after a year it is not at its original strength and can irritate allergies.
Am not a scientist so don't know for sure.
We go through a lot here as 45 degrees in summer

Yes it does, usually printed on the back is a picture of a open lid with the amount of months it lasts once it's been opened, just checked my new ones and there is no date on them as such but best to buy it near the time it's needed, why he would need to buy it now is anyone's guess.

 

[SuzyE]

Why is he such an insufferable wee arsehole?

He's such a creepy little twat