Cleaning with Mario #99 Buys holiday clothes a year in advance, have you had your cost of living payment?

[IsaHen]

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Did someone ask for this the other day? I cannae remember but it's in my camera roll and so forth?
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Oh ma god he so is grandpa jo, festering in his bed til he gets a golden ticket to one of hinchs book signings

 

[AllieBee]

I've never seen anyone with hair like this. What's it made fae?
What material is it?

He cannae think it looks good, surely

It's made of nylon hen

 

[no flouncing]

He wants his own bespoke Ava May kiosk now

 

[laynelo_]

The way it’s just plonked on a tea towel on the sofa

Pure bespoke. No lit the peasants like us who use a dining table…

 

[Gonefishing2021]

The bowl is purely for when he gets his worktops fabloned! You can't put a new bowl with old fablon hen, factual! Affronted!

You tell them ma lovely, these trolls need to get to know, capeesh

 

[Madge2022]

Looks like someone is trying to get some petty cash 🤌 for going to that bespoke country 'abroad'

Another one of those posts that requires more than one emoticon

 

[#noinfluencer]

I had a dream that Kourtney Kardashian married Mario because he was pretending to be Travis Barker and then she divorced him because she'd found out he'd been pretending to go on tour and was secretly working in Asda on the fish counter. I swear I'm not on drugs

That's just made me laugh oot loud, ma lovelie! "on the fish counter"

 

[Curly]

Thought I’d lost you all!

didn’t realise there was a new thread Tom bust out living my life drinking lot of these

 

[Madge2022]

Ma lovelies, Ah think thread #100 should be a celebration of Martin’s finest moments so aye away tae get the sharting plate oot fur the criss and joos.

Ah might get a wee bespoke boax tae put aw my treats in from a small business oan that app. No gonni show youse or it will sell oot. #patronsaintofsmallbusiness

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

Has she hit the PMS ma hens or is she constipated so the shites coming oot the other end

Title contender fur the golden thread 100 there ma lovelie

 

[AllieBee]

I've come to realize Marion has probably read here and didn't want to jeprodise he's safety and be papped being out and about so cancelled his plans and made up a story about bank card and being unwell tonight.

Always ill at weekend or when he's said earlier in the week he was going to go out.

Be the exact same thing when it comes to his holiday....

 

[Lyla001]

I had a dream that Kourtney Kardashian married Mario because he was pretending to be Travis Barker and then she divorced him because she'd found out he'd been pretending to go on tour and was secretly working in Asda on the fish counter. I swear I'm not on drugs

Have you been sniffing the Asevi?

 

[AllieBee]

Ah'd youse aw tae dinner at jam jars wi ma petty cash money

Your profile pic

 

[Madge2022]

It's cos that's where oor Maz wants to be.

One emoticon doesn't convey how I feel about your post, here's the rest

 

[puddleduck]

Happy bank holiday ma lovelies. I’ve had too many a they lethal drinks so I’ll keep it short:

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He is a fucking troll!!!!!! Not a chocolate lover!!!?????????? I’m AFFRONTED.

Came hope to a cuppa and a creme egg today also. But not a chocolate lover.

 

[#noinfluencer]

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£45 on loads of disinfectant.

Thought he didn't hoard anymore?

That shite reminds me of when I used to follow Scouse Bird and she used to flog all that stuff in her shop, including the laundry detergent, and people in her thread were saying how you could get it cheap in the market in Liverpool!

 

[SuzyE]

He says blonde, I say grey

I say the same. He was using too much purple shampoo on that...If purple shampoo was around when he was younger that is

 

[OhhBacon]

Nar, it's crushed dried strawberries, a couple of inches of strawberry acai juice topped up with water and ice. Tastes like cordial.

All for the princely sum of nearly a £5 note.

My youngest daughter likes them, I nearly faint when paying for them, not that we get them regularly as the nearest SB is 25 miles away, thank fook.

£5 for a squash….whaaaaaatttt!

 

[Berniebow]

Another thing he's just discovered...COKE fucking ZERO.

Plus, why is saying 'full fat coke' funny?

I reckon because he reads here and people call him fat

 

[Madge2022]

His flat need always makes me laugh, so obvious wee Sadie used to leave the cunt in a room as a baby and lock the door behind her Johnny and Krystal don’t have that coffee table heed do they?

The Harry Potter oaf Ardrossan, bedroom under the stairs #factual