Cleaning with Mario #99 Buys holiday clothes a year in advance, have you had your cost of living payment?

[Doodlebug71]

I'm living for the day they book centreparcs

Aye it will be a constant #codebroon in the baby pool hen
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Did you notice his petite frame?

Are you implying she has kerry katona eyes to think such a thing hen ?
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View attachment 2162548I think Marion’s been dumped by AvaMeh and this monstrosity is about to step into his place.
Teef like an aging horse!!!!!

Who is this creature hen and do we DKYNTGTK

 

[#noinfluencer]

This made me laugh so much when I saw it on the TV just now I only know the song because of our Mario and being on here

I always seem to hear it in Asda, each time I laugh to myself!

 

[Lim1947]

Well I’m happy enough to be Martin my lovely, will get a wee shart card and order myself some fake Gucci trainers and wallet for the occasion. Wetherspoons won’t know what’s hit it.xxxxx
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Imagine Maybe deek will push him over and pretend it was an accident

Shur that baby whale will float into harbour....

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

I hope it isn't cooked and the chef is a tattler. Some bespoke food poisoning on Sunday

That's Marion's dream then he can have a few days off work to lie in his bed or gut he's shoebox flat.

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

Nathan Scissor hands is factually a bastard troll pass it oan

Nathan Scissor Hands, I am ABSOLUTELY HOWLING

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

You're an egotistical twat, Mario, that's what you are

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And because we all know you're a thick bastard, here's it's meaning

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Nah hun, he's a crabby little hermit with a spending problem who can't leave the bedsit without his carer.
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Is he fine?

 

[#noinfluencer]

Ahm oan a bespoke Jet2 package tae Majorca as we speak hen. Second time tae that abroad this year. The wealth is reeking! Still find time fae ma hens here

I can smell the wealth from Wales, hen! Have a fabulous time ma lovelie! I'm going away fae Jet2 a week today and I cannae wait! 🩴

 

[Doodlebug71]

Glasgow is absolutely roasting the day so he will be aw cosy at the Indian in the St Enoch, on the top floor, with its glass roof.

Hen he will be melting thru the roof and flairs so aye nae argee bhaji oan ma post
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Missed earlier too that he’s having a haircut tomorrow, he’s no mentioned Nathan Todd the last couple of times do we think he’s gone back to a bespoke super cuts

Nathan Todd is no more ma luvlee since monzo outed him as a shit coiffeur

 

[Cady1954]

Those lips why just why?

 

[Shazzyshizzle]

So would you if you'd just watched Mario undress and get into bed.

Awk no button mushrooms everywhere

 

[Freefalling]

Looks like someone is trying to get some petty cash 🤌 for going to that bespoke country 'abroad'

Is there a market for these things? Asking for a friend

 

[Babybail93]

Do we think he’s ever had his hole?

Not a chance

 

[Shazzyshizzle]

I've come to realize Marion has probably read here and didn't want to jeprodise he's safety and be papped being out and about so cancelled his plans and made up a story about bank card and being unwell tonight.

Always ill at weekend or when he's said earlier in the week he was going to go out.

I thought the exact same thing, can read wee mario like a book

 

[Spottydog]

Has he been seen since the new lip top up?

 

[Shrekssister]

I’m from Belfast and you can be sure I’ll be veering well oot ma ain lane to try and get a glimpse of the wee hobbits if I can

I’ll just need to follow the smell of weed, bleach and 100000 wax melts. And listen for the sounds of ‘We all have oor disabilities now oot ma way granny! me first in tae titanic the noo don’t you know I’m the male Mrs hinch’

Actually ma hen Ava may wax melt aromas brand partner and ambassador I, Mario, said he hasn’t touched a wax melt in months so you’ll need to follow the scent of bespoke small business Yankee candle instead, iykyk.

 

[ReginaPhalange9292]

Have you been sniffing the Asevi?

Oi oi cheeky hen there's no sniffing of u-bends in my hoose

 

[puddleduck]

Thanks for all the laughs, I'm in bed really unwell and you trolls have had me clutching ma beak.

Can't wait to see the lip filler the Leslie Ash comment ended me

The washing up bowl will be covered in dust beside the holiday gear, he really is a pure heider

With all the Christmas Dec's stashed inside
Hope you feel better soon x

 

[Madge2022]

More the merrier hen!
I bet Martin just goes there in case he sees the son. “do you know who I am paolo? Do you want a pic with me? I’m the patron saint of paisley if you don’t know then get to know”

That wee button goes anywhere near my Paolo ah'll be ramming wee Deek's petty cash up his erse, will be shitting coins fur weeks!

 

[G&TGal II]

Why is he such an insufferable wee arsehole?

Not only insufferable but completely illiterate.

 

[Skyflier6727]

Loves the brand but has actually never been anywhere that would require him to have a suitcase. He’s actually not well.

I, however, have Tripp cases so I’m now off to burn them.

Never message this page again!!!