Cleaning with Mario #99 Buys holiday clothes a year in advance, have you had your cost of living payment?

[Madge2022]

Do we get a discount if we present a shart card ma lovelie?

Screaming hen

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

Aye hen. Marion has the brain of a 15 year old gural, trapped in the body of an overweight balding dwarf

Bit like the Jumanji remake then

 

[puddleduck]

Christ I use all the suncream the family leave behind when they come to visit us cos they can't take it back with them! I've just scraped out a five year old bottle of factor 15 Soltan But I'm auld so it doesn't matter lol. On a side note is wor Marion actually going abroad. If so I hope he disnae forget to wear his sunflower lanyard. Save him and wee Deek queuing in the Ryanair queue.

I'm old as well so go for quality for the face and keep as much of me a I can covered up ... Also how bleeding expensive is it now? I got one last week which cost the equivalent to what some people pay here for a months rent

 

[peachy-keen]

I also reported it earlier, that’ll teach the wee slug
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I also reported it earlier, that’ll teach the wee slug

gone to look and the post is gone does Instagram tell you to delete it or do they do it?

 

[bigmouth1927]

How does one 'turn ones tap down' to wash cooler? It doesn't alter the temperature. Turn the boiler temp down I can understand. But the tap?

Mazda is some sort of Science prof now. Thats his real joab. Get tae know hen!

 

[SuzyE]

Same screenshot here as well
Nathan's getting clipper happy on each visit he makes

 

[Pepsi]

Youse hud Marion's mashed boaby fur tea?

Never havin sweet potato again hen #factual

 

[AllieBee]

Nearly at thread 100 of the joys of Mario McKnight guys! Shall we celebrate?

 

[Madge2022]

I see he’s been cooking again

Dear Lord, that makes Marion's stovies look edible

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

His hands properly give me the ick as well. Can you imagine having those hands touching you? He looks like he would give one of those gross weak handshakes.

A weak clammy handshake for sure hen.

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Tattle been trolling me a while with jet2 holidayss suggestions all week. Wonder if any are places Marion be is going this week, next week, next month, next year, next summer or next Christmas? How many hours he been slurping on that drink for has he really took that on bus with him like a wee teenage girl after having a day in the town with her mates.

 

[Madge2022]

Nar, it's crushed dried strawberries, a couple of inches of strawberry acai juice topped up with water and ice. Tastes like cordial.

All for the princely sum of nearly a £5 note.

My youngest daughter likes them, I nearly faint when paying for them, not that we get them regularly as the nearest SB is 25 miles away, thank fook.

Yer daughter needs tae get tae ken how tae make them Martin style ma lovelie

 

[Curly]

Oor little leprechauns are off to Belfast?
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I cannot breathe!!!!

 

[Charlie&Lulu]

Cases are £55 on tripp so been amazon conned. How fecking big is his nose in the trout pout pictures ffs

Yeah I have bought two Tripp cases last month and these are the cheapest medium cases they do - the reviews were not great either saying they are poor quality and scratch…bit like our friend

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

Saw this and it instantly made me think of Marion’s bald boaby smothered in talc

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Screaming had tae look twice as ma Kerry’s mistook this fur Monzo’s hooter at first!

 

[Caw1982]

Jeez the fat in that. Looks disgusting.
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Haha just noticed the little bite out of the top left garlic bread, it's a really tiny mouth that's done that. DEEK!

I think it could possibly be one of the squirals going rogue again!

 

[puddleduck]

I'm surprised anyone at the bank was working at 5am. They don't have 24 hr helplines do they? I smell big BS. Or is it your sharts Maz

Just coming to say same. You would get a recorded message surely... and how did he know at 5am unless as said above he got an alert.
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Screaming at the spf a year in advance from Amazon
It’ll be out of date hen but I suppose it’ll fit in with all his out of date make up and skincare. So aye.

And clothes that will also be a year out of date... but guess he's old enough to not be bothered by that smile

 

[blueblue]

It'll be pay weekend on the 12th? The middle of the month?

 

[Skyflier6727]

Mario hen I'll pay you twenty quid to get your wobbly bits oot oan the gram next

Would need to come with a government health warning

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Marion hating oan sumboady called Klaus, and him being Mr Crissmas as well.

Absolutely dead at this ma lovelie