Cleaning with Mario #99 Buys holiday clothes a year in advance, have you had your cost of living payment?

[Very Cherry]

Thanks for all the laughs, I'm in bed really unwell and you trolls have had me clutching ma beak.

Can't wait to see the lip filler the Leslie Ash comment ended me

The washing up bowl will be covered in dust beside the holiday gear, he really is a pure heider

Get well soon ma lovelie.

 

[SuzyE]

He really needs to stop doing these video adverts. He sounds like a right fanny

 

[Doodlebug71]

I thought he was scared to get his strangler fingers wet incase he dissolved so aye pussy hole he is

 

[fabulosamaw]

am i being thick? Didn’t we see this reel only a few days ago? I’m sure i seen him posting about turning the flow of the hot water down?

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Did he not also recently get an expensive new washing up bowl, or am I imagining things? Is he planning on actually using it? Or just adding to the clutter?

The bowl is purely for when he gets his worktops fabloned! You can't put a new bowl with old fablon hen, factual! Affronted!

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

It’s meant to be an advert ffs, did he actually earn any money for this tit show? Clearly someone else checked the blurb at the bottom (wrote it for him) but couldn’t be arsed with the rest. Doesn’t he think his spoken words and captions are important? Absolute dipshit.

The state of that wrist can't see the joint or nothing just one big chunky link sausage wrist.

 

[Gonefishing2021]

The bowl is purely for when he gets his worktops fabloned! You can't put a new bowl with old fablon hen, factual! Affronted!

You tell them ma lovely, these trolls need to get to know, capeesh

 

[Shrekssister]

Aw that weight gain everywhere and she's still got the long thin fingers of a strangler.

 

[Runforestrun]

If you insist, hen!
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Thanks for ma new avatar ma lovelie, a bespoke sausage lips creation
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The state of that wrist can't see the joint or nothing just one big chunky link sausage wrist.

Sausage wrist, I’m dead

it’s the slo-mo turning down of the tap that gets me, he must truly believe that’s what it means by saving energy

 

[mammaof3]

He's at it again.

The sniff at the end is the best bit.

 

[Babybail93]

The state of that wrist can't see the joint or nothing just one big chunky link sausage wrist.

I was coming here to say the state of his big fat wrist can’t see any definition in it

 

[Spottydog]

Has he been seen since the new lip top up?

 

[Madge2022]

Did he not also recently get an expensive new washing up bowl, or am I imagining things? Is he planning on actually using it? Or just adding to the clutter?

He did a wee question boax oan that app that isnae his joab, then said he bought Joseph Joseph wans, even though he had them before and threw them out fur a grey B&M number.
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I was coming here to say the state of his big fat wrist can’t see any definition in it

Too much wanking hen.
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The bowl is purely for when he gets his worktops fabloned! You can't put a new bowl with old fablon hen, factual! Affronted!

Youse ur right, back in ma ain lane ah go. Ah'll never message this page again!!!!!!

 

[Pepsi]

Be brought back too also????? make it make sense Mario.
Tattlers? Hens? Anyone????

 

[Shineyshine]

He's at it again.

The sniff at the end is the best bit.

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I’ll say it again - there’s no way he wrote that AD bit. If you read that section, then read his mangled replies to people’s comments it’s like two different languages, the imbecile.

 

[laynelo_]

He’s lucky he’s got nae guests tae eat oot those bowls that’s still have got hawf a bubble bath on them. Rinse your dishes you clatty cow. He’s a ridneck, so aye tons a love hens

 

[puddleduck]

I’ll say it again - there’s no way he wrote that AD bit. If you read that section, then read his mangled replies to people’s comments it’s like two different languages, the imbecile.

Came to say the same thing

 

[AllieBee]

How does one 'turn ones tap down' to wash cooler? It doesn't alter the temperature. Turn the boiler temp down I can understand. But the tap?

 

[bigmouth1927]

How does one 'turn ones tap down' to wash cooler? It doesn't alter the temperature. Turn the boiler temp down I can understand. But the tap?

Mazda is some sort of Science prof now. Thats his real joab. Get tae know hen!

 

[DeloresBawbag]

‘washing in these cool temperatures wasn’t too bad.’

PR directions: talk enthusiastically about the product, with genuine enthusiasm and conviction for the groundbreaking usp.’

Mario: it wasn’t too bad.