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I imagine he’s got it aw suspended oot the living room windaeThere is literally no room left in that flat. He must have a wee storage locker or something out in the piss smelling junkie stairwell. he’s absolutely mental
I imagine he’s got it aw suspended oot the living room windaeThere is literally no room left in that flat. He must have a wee storage locker or something out in the piss smelling junkie stairwell. he’s absolutely mental
Have to admit I take an ext lead, saves having to take lots of adaptor plugs, mind you I have kids who want phones, iPads etc charging constantly.A fucking buggery fucking extension cable? What in the name of actual fuck
Wan of youse better be Janie and nae debates!
These somehow combined need to be a thread title!Who the fuck is Janie?!
Especially since he already told us he sleeps in the scud, so must put on all those clothes to cleanExactly, I always wonder this! The thick socks, pj’s plus hoosecoat?!
If youse dinni spend aw your money oan holidays youse cud go tae Jam Jars fur yer dinner!Ahm oan a bespoke Jet2 package tae Majorca as we speak hen. Second time tae that abroad this year. The wealth is reeking! Still find time fae ma hens here
Like a wet fish, flopping around in your hands. So aye.His hands properly give me the ick as well. Can you imagine having those hands touching you? He looks like he would give one of those gross weak handshakes.
Awww little baby gurl Rayn in your picture. I would love to rescue her so much from fatboy.I don’t know but I’d like to get to know this photo.
That will be carpet Kerr flairs goin doon the shitter now it's been touched by strangler fingersWearing a hoody indoors when it's scorching, ah thought his vinyl flairs wur so cosy and kept in the heat.
Midget! Absolutely screaming hen
Exactly. What's he on and what has it got to do with him anyway?Is he still bumping his gums about that woman.
Give it a rest you weirdo!
Thanks ma lovely, mwah mwah We could have some craic for real all meeting up to follow him around, that's if he ever actually comesYou can join us on our Belfast tattle day out my lovely. We will get you a Rayn baby girl cat costume for the occasion First stop that wee bespoke bar Wetherspoons.
actually, come to think of it, who’s minding baby girl Rayn while he’s on these trips as apparently he’s not been able to go anywhere because of the cat and now he’s got Belfast and his wee jet2 holiday planned. Hope whoever’s going to feed the cat has tattle and can show us the Monica cupboard while he’s away
More the merrier hen!Ah wull cum wi youse, jist in case the owner's son is in.
Omg I'd love this, imagine the commentary on hereThanks ma lovely, mwah mwah We could have some craic for real all meeting up to follow him around, that's if he ever actually comes
Yeah i think it was them , I'm near sure he said they were all sold out at the time too incase anyone wanted to go and get a pairWeren't his Kat Slater leopard skin pj's from there? In pyoor beautiful polyester?
Exactly. She’s so distant and stand off ish with him, like she’s constantly prepared to attack. As I’m typing this my cats snuggled into my housecoat on the couch, no being choked in his sleep wae 673 different scents.Bed time. It’s still fucking light out! I swear he just goes to bed early because Derek actually hates him and they can’t be in the same room as each other. And that cat couldn’t look less interested if she tried. Every time I go to my Mums house her cats will not leave me alone. Like the constantly want to be on me and if I sleep over they will crawl in to bed and smother me with affection. His cat properly hates him.
Your profileThread title suggestion, inspired by @shreksister:
Is it his time of the month or is the shart coming oot the rang end?
Congratulations @Sloppys Am chanting you'se on fae the rooftops and so forth.Thanks tae @Sloppys fae this wee title. I’ve had tae shorten it a bit Ma lovely
Sorry ma lovelie thankfully i work from home so can make all the funny noises i want, as i work more than 5 mins a day. He would know all about being frauded as he’s currently frauding that small business know as the DWPCatching up so someone might have said already but his hands look like their hands are always a bit damp
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SHARTIN LEWIS JAHAHAHAHAAAA. I’m sitting in the break room at work and the noise that just escaped me wasn’t even human. Get that in a thread title suggestion ma lovelie I’m chanting you oan fae the rooftops
He wull be a TV star efter his hoaliday.
Channel 5, when holidays go wrong, shart special.