Cleaning with Mario #99 Buys holiday clothes a year in advance, have you had your cost of living payment?

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That's so Mario to just sit there watching cooking videos on Insta while living off takeaways and fast food. The only food he ever seems to attempt to cook himself is Bolognaise and I'd bet my house (with the front and back door and large garden I'm currently sunning myself in while I WFH) that even his home cooked food comes straight from a jar.
 
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Just checked out that Lorna's insta page. Fucking hell the shite she's spouting. Her view on life just seems to be that everyone's out to get you. Talk about an exhausting way to live! Have you ever heard that phrase "if you smell shit all day, you should check your own shoe"? Seems to apply nicely here.
 
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If she smells shit aw day she's hud a bespoke seshun wi Martin.
 
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He can't be in that much pain if he can go to work and go get lips done, if it was that bad you'd be at A&E. He's such a drama queen probably got sore wrist because he's had to scrub a toilet a minute longer than he usually does.. or been having too many parties in his pants about the men on TT he drools over. Sore wrist fur oor wee Marion.
 
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Some of the truncheons took a more brisk polishing than usual ma lovelie, factual
 
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Was just gonna say this. Sore wrist from too much wanking working
 
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Fumming aboot us calling her her.

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Tell me, I beg you for the love of fuck, tell me some wee no mark (non-Pride-attending) daft bastard from Scotland has not put this gender shite online today? Thursday? The day a man in Scotland has pled guilty to kidnapping and sexually assaulting a child while driving around dressed as a woman?

Seriously has he put this up today? So many ways he could use his platform to advocate lgbtq+ issues and he chooses today?

Just cancel this cunt.
 
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He doesn't give a fuck about LGBT issues until he thinks he can dig at us. We would think he's just as much of a wanker if he was straight. He has no awareness of the world outside that app
 
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She goes through hunners of lip products but they still look drier than Gandhi’s flip flops make it make sense. and to add I’ve had more than my fair share of ‘treatments’ and I’ve never taken tablets for bruising or swelling, probably cause I don’t go to a backstreet butcher. Would never ever go cheap when it comes to that kinda thing so aye.
 
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Where’s fat Lesley Ash tonight? I’m raging we are no getting photies of him pouting and a passive aggressive rant about his fans to take screenshots!
 
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